What I miss about Rob…
Dear Rob,
I’m sick (diagnosed with ear infection, strep throat, sinus infection & pink eye- but that’s not what I mean) I’m sick & tired of logging on Robsessed, excited to see what you were caught wearing when you went jogging or when you ran out for a 1 am Church’s Chicken run in Louisiana (do they have that there?) but every time I’m sadly disappointed. Nothing- there’s NOTHING! and I’m tired of looking at Rob Pattinson wallpapers & reused fan videos (no offense to Robsessed!) I want YOU- NEW!
I miss…..
Your eyes
Your face
Your jaw
You knees
Your feet
Your run
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC3iqFuWVC0&feature=player_embedded]
(especially when it’s to Metallica)
Your smile
Your laugh
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Your hair (on the good days AND the bad)
And even your dirty smoking habit
Everything…..
I miss it.
And as I crafted this email in my stuffy, congested head as I drove home last night (yes with pink eye- not smart- not recommended), I realized I missed writing creepy letters where I talk about missing your body parts…… So I WROTE about it! And Since I gave a little.. it’s time YOU DID TOO. Come to us Robbie. Buy a bucket of chicken at 1 am. Grab a beer in public. Get drunk on a random road in Louisiana. I DARE YOU!
Love,
UnintendedChoice
What do YOU Miss about Rob!?
Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store
Oh my , get better soon UC <3
I miss Rob as well , especially his smiles and the bullshit talk!
Come out honey and show yourself… ALONE please,and do a lil more then eating a Robb-salad…
“Robb-salad” mwahahaha
I shall never think of it as Cobb salad again!
#trendsetterRob 🙂 he made cool again: Doc Martens, plaids & Nikes ( well THOSE were never cool..& never will be), hobnobs, and now salad…
The Restaurant Association wonders why the number of Cobb salads ordered have sky rocketed…………..
I love a man in black socks.
Me, too!
I love the man in black…without sox 🙂
I love the man wearing JUST socks.
Forget about everything: I just love the man! Period.
I miss Rob, everything about his whole adorkable self, especially his lack of verbal filter! I miss my Twi-virginity. I miss my sanity.
Is it April yet???
Feel better, UC.
Can not WAIT for April!!!
Dear kandnanb – you may have lost your sanity, but you have gained something much, much more important: your normality.
Enjoy!
Dear UC
Sorry that you’re sick honi! Hope you get better soon!
Sending you warm greek hugs!!!
<3
Dear Rob
I miss you so much it hurts! I miss your EVERYTHING!
I need…I NEED to see you! It's a matter of life and death by now…ok…maybe not death (me is greek!) but it's seriously a matter of SANITY. Am losing it….
Please show yourself!
Begging you
Mel
I miss his verbal diarrhea. Only Ron has the ability, to make what would probably be a boring press interview, into a Mardi Gras spectacular, just by opening his mouth.
X
p.s. I also miss Steve.
UC- feel better!
Come on Rob! I’d love to hear what you think of Louisiana cuisine- have you had a crayfish boil? Fried oysters? Gumbo? A seafood étouffée? Dirty rice? Jambalaya? Beignets? What do you like in your muffuletta?
YES please!!!
haha, i have no clue what a “muffoletta” is but sounds really funny..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffuletta
Remember all the fun we had/continue to have with chicken and biscuits/microwaved carrots/Hob Nobs? Just imagine what we could do with this if Rob ever mentioned any of this cuisine???
“The loaf is then covered with a marinated olive salad, then layers of capicola, salami, mortadella, emmentaler, and provolone….for more than 1 person…”.
Sounds like he’d like it, really “light” stuff…lol
(provolone & emmentaler,salami & mortadella ??? huch, my italian side is shocked 🙂 )
I miss all of you, Rob, but especially your voice, your accent and your animated manner of speaking-the eyebrows moving and the way you sort of throw your whole body into it.
I’m wishing for some pap shots of you (alone, it goes w/o saying-or with Tom-where the hell is he?) whizzing down some Louisiana back road on your new bike, wearing only a tiny pair of spandex bike shorts. But I’ll take anything at this point.
“But I’ll take anything at this point”
WORD!!!
sigh…am feeling like he put me in rehab without my will!
I don’t want rehab from you Rob!!! 🙁
the eyebrow-talk….yes!
I love how he laughs with his whole body involved.
since I miss his laugh so much, here’s another viddie..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dXabaIEDRs
Yes, it has been a while since we’ve seen Tom 🙁 Quick, someone got to Tom sites and see what he’s up too!
I read that he has premiere tomorrow? in LA? dunno…
For a sec I thought you were talking about Rob, my heart stood still for a moment! Okay, back on track. Anybody wanna go see TomStu tonight and find out what Rob’s been up to(besides nothing)?!
Looks like Waiting for Forever premiere will be tomorrow (2/1) in Los Angeles at The Grove. Guess we can just hope Rob shows up…
“…only a tiny pair of spandex bike shorts…”
ROFL, I wish he would do that, we would talk about it for… forever 🙂
Dear UC,
Take your vitamins, get lots of rest, and get well soon!
xo obava
PS I love that we now have a “pink eye” tag for posts 😀
Get well soon, UC! I hope Mr. Choice is bringing you lots of chicken soup and tea!
Dear Rob,
I’m back. Thanks for listening and NOT doing anything exciting this weekend! I knew you would 😉 I did think of you while driving by Fillmore and Malibu (sad panda) and thought about your LA adventures. But now I’m back and I’m ready for you to DO SOMETHING!!!! (shouty caps necessary!)
Love,
Me
UC- rest up with a good Robmovie and FEEL BETTER!
I forgot one- alligator on a stick????
You’re so much braver food wise than I am drsaka! Earlier this week I’ve discussed the possibility of alligator muffins/ or HotPockets with SouthernBelle, and I wonder how brave Rob would be in his food endeavors…
No worries, Cath- it tastes like chicken!!!!
@Cath Don’t forgot, alligator muffins with eyes on top! *blechh. 🙂
While you’re at at gator barbeque!
I’ve had alligator, or maybe it was crocodile. It does taste like chicken. I ate it because I was being polite for the most part!
🙂 Alligator wasn’t bad, though the texture was a bit odd. However, it was deep fried, so how bad could it have been? :)))))
UC get well soon!
Dear Ron,
We miss you please don’t leave us hanging without you please….
snif snif
I miss being shocked. Do something interesting. Rob is too predictable lately.
We may have to grapple with the tormenting idea that he is doing LOTS of interesting things – just not on camera.
Pleaaase, pleaaase get drunk in front of a camera, will you Rob? For me? *wink wink*
Here’s another topic for you to comment on, Rob- music! New Orleans jazz and zydeco!
Ohhhh, I would love to see this headline: “Rob Pattinson wows local jazz venue with surprise performance of Mood Indigo.”
*Swooooooooooooooooon*
Awww, get well soon, UC, I hope you already feel better!!!
Coming to you, Mister!…I mean*clearingmythroat*:
Dear Rob,
I can´t help but wondering what you´re up to nower days. Are you practicing special magical tricks, so you can walk down the streets without beeing recognized by the public while you are simultaneously astonished that no one wants to serve you at in&out-Burgers?…Salad two times in a row…seriously? Do you have any idea what cobbsalad and Coke does to your environment?
Or do you have to protect your skin from the hot sun in Louisianna, so that Edward isn´t looking like one of this sunbed/tanning bed guys? Cause you can´t sparkle in orange colour, right?
Whatever you do, even if it is running naked through the streets of BR in the night while shining white as the moon…I mean, as good as God created you, eating crobbsalad and drinking Coke…stop it, stop it NOW and show as your face before we all fell into an hyporob-coma 🙂
Amennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Mornin’ honey,
I just walk up from a nap LOL I owe you mail but not for to long 🙂
LOL I ment woke 🙂
“Cause you can´t sparkle in orange colour, right?” Nope, he can’t. Have you not seen *the* BD still? Cause if he has glitter and orange skin, people might think they’re watching the Jersey Shore porn movie or something. Ick!
P.S-Is Bella still asleep? Looks like Edward roofied her.
Roslyn, you are so cracking me up here ROFL By the magic of repression, I had forgotten about it, but you’re absoluly right about that porn-pic 😉
I love the “running naked through the streets of BR.” I’m up for that. Do they sell tickets? LOL
I miss Drunk Ron. 🙁
Feel better UC!
Rob:
I miss your mouth vomit, giggle, hands (…..sigh, those hands…..), hair, hands running through hair, (did I mention that I miss your hands?), wonky walking, sexpenders. I’m really missing you and TomStu doing something silly together. Please come out. Damn Scummit for their extra tight security. I know it’s for your own good, Rob, but we need you!
I miss being normal.
Dear Rob —
I miss your intense stare. Oh how I miss it! I think I’m in need of a new photo shoot. I need to drool over something delish. Can you help a poor girl out?
Thanks..
Brenn
“intense stare” you say? See my link below darlin’!
Rob,
I miss being a Robstener. LMAO Good times. (sarcasm)
I found my June 2009 issue of Life&Style magazine yesterday with you and SWSNBN with the headline “Yes, we’re dating!” Bhahaha! I read the “inside scoop” with all these intrusive details. I was almost shocked they didn’t include info on what your farts smell like. Smh But it was all very very funny and brought back many crazy memories. *sigh*
LOL I never took you for a gossip mag girl :). Btw no I didn’t think of him in church! Ha!
Get well soon UC! I miss him too, so much. I’d even settle for a shopping spree to a Hot Pocket Sale. *sigh* But, until then my lovelie here’s an amazing WFE close-up to maybe help “stimulate” your healing process. 😉 <3 MC
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0odWCdj_Qt0/TUMR2bds89I/AAAAAAAACRM/LmuohGho4kk/s1600/167270_120882984650184_100001854488817_153183_1576455_n.jpg
Be.still.my.heart. That’s what I need! insert *heavy dreamy sigh* here….
Thanks MC…. you just made my Monday. 😉
Feel better UC!
oh sweet lighting from heaven. look at those eyes. the stubbbbbble. the nose. the hair. need to be on his lap.
Yes, he is definitely proof that there really is a Higher Power who creates beautiful & amazing creatures. Amen. 🙂
Trying again.
Holy shit. This may be the best pic of him ever. Why haven’t I seen it before? Those eyes have me delirious. Dear God in heaven……
UC, so sorry to hear you’re sick! Feel better honey! I hear ya, I’m missing Rob and I’ve been watching old interviews and looking at old(er) photos of him online to tide me over til WFE comes out. There’s like literally nothing going on right now :(. Anything Rob does is newsworthy!
I miss everything about him. I miss his face, hair, *sigh*. His word vomit…his mangiggles. I love to see him smile, how his eyes crinkles at the sides and his eyes twinkle like magic. I miss how he runs his fingers through his glorious hair. I miss how he licks his lips before he answers a question posed to him.
I miss how he cracks his knuckles(I have the same annoying habit).
Dear Rob,
Can you please come out and show yourself? It’s been a while and we’re having a massive Robdrawal and in need of a hit ASAP!
Love u,
Sb
Oh yes, we for sure need an updated Rob-hands-through-Rob-hair clip (though maybe he does that less now that he uses colored mousse – might stain his hands).
I have an unhealthy obsession with Rob and his hair. I just want to bury my face in his hair, after of course running my fingers through it! *blushes* I am normal :P.
I especially liked his brownish-red hair, like his real hair color. *dead*
You are kind of semi-normal Rob considered SB, hahahaha. 😉
(we all are ofcourse!)
Bwahahah what? What does semi-normal mean? I’m half crazy and half normal? LOL
Oh no!!! Don’t stain those beautiful, perfect hands!!
Ah, a fellow Knuckle Cracker! Do you crack your knuckles after you see Rob do it, like me? (I’m cracking mine right now, while I type. Actually got to crack my elbow too, I crack everything I can!) We should form some sort of AA, with Rob of course!
I miss pre Hollywood makeover Rob. I miss HoboRob at his gooftastic best:(
I’d love to see him smiley drunk and out with the lads:) Live footage would be best, as the whole 2D photo thing doesn’t show the guy behind the face and I miss that more than anything. Beer Rob? My round:)
Get better soon UC!
Sigh. This is Ron body part overload (Not a complaint).
I miss the mole at the back of his neck. Oh! and when he says “Uhhhh…” when he’s thinking on an answer. Oh! and how his neck looks like when he wears a necklace. Oh! and his spazz fingers. Oh! and his smirky smirk. Oh! and… and…
sighhh. I jus miss him. :-/
They say Rob hallucinations occur under cough meds over-dose, UC! It’s like you’ll be Bella. 😉 Just sayin….
LMAO at “It’s like you’ll be Bella”. There really should be a Rob-itussin DM syrup (DM = Dreamy Man). I’d take a tablespoon every night.
LMAO. Robi-tussin, DM- Dreamy man! LOL Where the hell can I buy this at??? Tell me!! PPPLLLEEAASSSSEEE!!!!!
Feel better UC!!! Maybe Rob will read this and make a surprise visit? Well… A girl can dream, right? I’m quite sure that might make for a speedy recovery OR you could just stay in and be sick together with Rob.
But yeah, sigh… Missing Rob too…He’s become too good in hiding, and while that’s wonderful for his privacy, it’s a bit of a shame for us Robettes. (This last word reminds me of a certain MP convo once here…)
Sigh…your avi just makes me warm and fuzzy inside…. :)))
UC, I’m really sorry to hear you’re feeling so bad! I hope you’re not too sick to enjoy some strawberry sherbert and a movie in bed?
You put words to what this strange hollow feeling inside me really is: a deep longing for intense blue eyes, messy hair, crazy long sexy fingers, jaw line that could cut my heart in two, and that weird boyish laugh, those lopsided lovely smiles and that uncensored, wonky sense of humour that just gives and gives and makes a girl tense up and squee silently in front of her computer, just to prevent people around her from sending for the medics when she convulses and hugs herself with her face all screwed up in painful delight.
OK, that was a stream-of-consciousness-sentence that just ran on a bit to long. Will shut up now and look at pictures. *sighs*
that sounds so familiar!! Lol. I have to keep my hand over my mouth just to keep from laughing out loud sometimes.
SWSNBN
Haha took me ages to figure that out!!
I think someone said it above I miss my twi-virginity when everything about him was new.
Dear Rob,
I, too, miss you. Im sorry to tell you that someone as momentarily taken your spot, well I should say 52 people have taken your spot at the moment. It’s the Green Bay Packers, my home state team and the loves of my childhood. You see, the Superbowl is this weekend and its pretty big here in the US and they’re playing.
Sorry but I’ve been a little preoccupied and you havent been around. And nothings hotter than a young star quarterback : ) Again I’m sorry to tell you that I’ve been thinking more about Aaron Rodgers than about you. But don’t worry, your time will come back soon.
Dear Rob,
Your good friend TomStu is supposedly going to show up for the Los Angeles premiere for Waiting for Forever. I know, I know, you are busy with work and all and it’s hard to travel with all sorts of shooting obligations, but Rob, he’s your BFF, right? It would probably make him so happy. You can go out for drinks after the premiere and talk about old times, like before everything became all crazy and you were not permitted to leave the confines of your Summit compound in Lousiana. As I write “compound” I’m reminded of that weird cult in Texas. I hope you are not under similar conditions, but if you are, I’m happy to dress up in my best unflattering mint-colored long cotton dress, pretend to be one of your Summit wives, wash your feet with my hair (or wash your hair with my feet, whatever Summit dictates – hopefully the latter) and then secretly, in the dead of night, break you out of there. We’ll make a getaway in my Honda Odyssey, meet up with the WTF-LTR tour bus at the Texas border, make a group road trip out of it. I think I still have my Harpo Marx wig, I’m sure that will provide enough cover for you. No one will notice. There will be beer on the bus, as well as a muffaletta bar. Any one of us will run our hands through your hair. Sound fun? Just give me a sign and I’m/we are there.
NYR
Count me in to aid and abet in the breakout. I’ve suspected for a while that there may be some cultish type of behavior going on in that compound. I fear Rob is being held prisoner and may have even already succumbed to some type of Stockholm Syndrome. It’s our duty to save him. I’ll volunteer to drive the WTF-LTR (getaway car) tour bus. We better hurry, though, if we’re gonna make that premiere at The Grove! I’ll leave work now, stock the bus with hot pockets and Heineken’s (may be helpful in the deprogramming) and start working on the escape route. But damn it, I don’t have a mint-colored long cotton dress! Guess I’ll just have to be ducking down low in the tour bus for the actual escape.
The getaway car, AKA the WTF-LTR-LA-Rob-Experience-Mobile-Deprogramming-Unit. I think after a few beers, 75 head massages, and 4 Hot Pockets, he’ll be back to himself.
I think the photo you posted below IS the sign. Someone in the compound is a LTR ally for sure (maybe Giamatti got in there). We just need to infiltrate the premises and get our Pretty out of there. Damnit, MIL cannot seem to sew my ugly mint dress fast enough. Must get on her back about this, looks like we need to accelerate this plan.
You crack me up, girl. Love your witty, wicked sense of humor!
awh, thanks! i love this site because i can write stuff without prefacing it with “this probably sounds like i’m drunk BUT…”
So do we have The Power or what???? I just got this on my facebook page. Someone broke through the Scummit barrier on the set in Baton Rouge to take this pic of The Pretty!
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7792/42137901.jpg
Ask, of Ladies of LTR and we shall receive!
Haha! I was gonna come here to say that. I saw the pic of him pouting and then I scrolled down and saw a wedding ring. It was like a repellent. “Awww cute face! … Whoa there, he’s off limits.”
not a wedding ring. it’s his tomstu promise ring. 🙂
That’s legit right there. I can’t compete with that. *shakes fist* Darn you, TomsStu. You win … for now. 😉
I’m so blind with passionate rage, that I couldn’t even spell his name right.
Here’s another one. We even get a pout!!!
(Well, hello there, Dean!)
http://api.ning.com/files/qQKS2R7ZxBArhrRphy0hruDFzeg4BK4vKJQemWwdywSYCJa80Nq*TAziHoW3fIGsOY3cGgG1vrwB4Gy7ZrcJfjIEmJ2UCjTt/233992016.jpg
Maggie the link won’t work for me, would you mind telling me where to find this please? I would love to see that pout! Thanks love.
Ah, That’s easy…Everything! Everything you mentioned and more. You forgot the Giggle, The soft voice of hiy liquid silk when he speaks softly, the drunken Rob voice when he slurs, the sexy sound when he sighs. The voice when he wails out those songs that are enough to give you a wet dream, That is IF you could sleep (which I haven’t) with the sexiest voice singing in your ears while your in…..ooopsie….I shouldn’t have just written that. I just got an image of Sexy, Sultry Rob with the sexeyes and the IwantyouandIKNOWYOUWANTME sex look on his face whispering….(nevermind….keeping that to myself!!!*WEG*) as he’s slowly, Knowingly backing me into the bed room…*Gah…* me shutting up now before I write my own damn fanfic!!
RobsFan-tasy
P.S.
Sorry you’re so sick Hun. *Huggies*
Hope your better real soon
Now how am I supposed to get any work done after reading this. Sigh…. oh, the Robsession…….
LOL. Exactly why I couldn’t sleep last night! God that man gets tome in sooo many ways. *sigh* I miss him.
After having read this email this morning, I couldn’t get the term Random Road out of my head. LOL I’ve been writing poetry since I learned to put the alphabet into words. So any way, here’s what I came up with.
Random Road,
I wandered down some Random Road
One dark and lonely morn,
I had to give the Girls At RAoR
A glimpse of some Robert Porn.
I got Drunk on that Random Road,
Then with Chicken and Corona on my breath,
I stumbled back to my temporary abode,
Knowing I’d wake feeling like death.
The next morning I was so forlorn
And I knew it had to do with Random Road,
For my Stoli Shirt was missing,
And Google was full of new Rob Porn.
The HooRs at RAoR were all aglow
The *SQUEEE’s* were heard across the land,
Then I smiled, sexy, sweet and slow,
For I realized my spenders were tied round my hands.
So whenever I find some Random Road,
I’ll go for a walk some deep dark night
Knowing the HooRs are waiting to download
Some Rob Porn pics that’ll Keep them up all night.
RobsFan-tasy,
Copywrite 2011
Very nice RobsFan-fasy *bows to your poetic genius* love it! & I too love those crazy bitches at RAoR, they make me LMAO on a regular basis & I’m addicted to their TwiSmut Library.
Thank You Midnightcougar. *Curtsies in gratitude*
Love RAoR. They’re hilarious! Amazing poem btw. I’d love to see Rob’s hands tied up with his sexpenders (oh and I have a fettish with Rob’s dirty smoking habit so throw that in too) 😛
Thank you! *Blushing* Don’t feel bad I do too. Sofa king Hawt!! I’d Love to give him a reason to Truly enjoy a smoke ifyaknowwhatimeanandithinkyado! Lol
If you’re interested, There’s another one here.. http:/robattack.webs.com/
It’s a serious one though based on the lyrics to his song
“Never Think”. I sent it to Jag. 🙂
http://robattack.webs.com/
damn! I jizzytyped that just thinking about him singing!!
See UC toldya he gets to me with that sexy voice! Gaah!
MC – it’s this crazy long url. If this one doesn’t work, go to twifans.com. There’s quite a few shots up now.
http://api.ning.com/files/qHgBgr5XCLgusFZCqqPEB1pCopZudIXAAOloLNCc9TVUl1kzIfG3zJ-iSQ0Wop2QuK3CEW4c3a1zJlRH00s3icIMj2gK44Yy/Picture3.png
Ah perfect TY, also BD.org has a bunch, including a few nice close-up shots of Rob’s crotch! 😉 lmao
http://www.breakingdawnmovie.org/breaking-dawn-filming-news-photos-of-robert-pattinson-stephenie-meyer-cast-arrving-on-the-set/
Wonder what’s up with all those crotch close-ups. Must be an LTR lady doing the cropping!
Well I’m sure as Hell not complaining! 😉 lmao
anyone here have a guess as to what is in rob’s hand? bong made out of peppermint patty wrap? at a loss here.
p.s. – love dean’s dad jeans. and pissyward. love.
All I know is it’s not a Rob/cobb/house salad!! Some sort of candy bar? (possibly hershey bar?!)
Holy shit. That may be the best picture of him ever; why haven’t I seen it before?
……Crawls back into the frozen tundra that is Pennsylvania.
replied to wrong thread :headdesk:
Ladies! Just wanted to let you know that the Edwards Movie Theaters in my are (OC) are giving away FREE mini WFE posters!!!! A wonderful friend of mine picked one up for me…it’s AMAZING!!! Be sure to check out your area soon!
Over at Robsessed you can see one of Biels videos and it just touched me deep down inside:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E2vqXYCKLQ&feature=player_embedded
What makes this man so beautiful is not just his look, there are men who are even more beautiful, but combined with his politness and shyness and many other things he is so much more adorable…
Biel makes the most astounding videos. I agree, this one is so touching. Did you see the video they had posted after it? The one about going to rehab? That should be the anthem of my life. (No, No, No!!)
You´re absolutly right, Maggie, Biels Videos are awesome! And I know exactly what you mean about the rehab song: rob + biel video= addiction 😉 ?
Sorry you’re sick, UC! Wish I could bring you some soup!!
i miss Rob photoshot, i know he doesn’t want a publicist because he doesn’t want to be in the news except for work purpose. Rob is so exceptional in a world when everyone is trying to cash in.
There is this new actor from social network, his publicist must be working hard since he is on all E news and gossip blog even paparazi, who cares his not even the main cast , like Arnie who?