Lost: Robert Pattinson, have you seen this boy? And his clothes?
Dear Rob,
I’m worried about you… you see I think you must be lost and can’t find your way home from the airport because you are wearing the SAME clothes Friday as you were when you arrived in London last week. And since I KNOW Claire would just point you towards Dick’s closet for you to fish out a new shirt and dad jacket that means you MUST be lost.
The Evidence:
Airport last week
Random street in London, Friday.
By the looks of it you only changed out the hoodie for a red plaid flannel from that big ass suitcase (srsly, it’s BIG). So that leads me to my next assumption: which crazy ass Rob fan stole your suitcase rendering you with only the clothes on your back and a waded up flannel in your backpack. What is going on? Where are your clothes??!!! What aren’t they telling us??!1!1!!!! (shout out to Bridesmaids)
Now do something exciting! Like buy some cheese at the grocery or take your parents for a Sunday drive in the car.
Themoonisdown
PS Please laugh that I tagged this post “fashion.” Because that is laughable.
PPS The more I look at you in pics from Comic Con (like this one) the more I LIKE IT!
bring back Punk Rock Comic Con Rob! Stop covering up this weird off kilter toupee hairdoooo!
Oh hai back there Nick.
So really, where are his clothes? What do we think Rob will do next? Make a run to Nando’s? Buy some undies with TomStu?
PS Grabbed that fan photo over at Rob Pattinson Life (how cute is it?!)
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