Lost: Robert Pattinson, have you seen this boy? And his clothes?
Dear Rob,
I’m worried about you… you see I think you must be lost and can’t find your way home from the airport because you are wearing the SAME clothes Friday as you were when you arrived in London last week. And since I KNOW Claire would just point you towards Dick’s closet for you to fish out a new shirt and dad jacket that means you MUST be lost.
The Evidence:
Airport last week
Random street in London, Friday.
By the looks of it you only changed out the hoodie for a red plaid flannel from that big ass suitcase (srsly, it’s BIG). So that leads me to my next assumption: which crazy ass Rob fan stole your suitcase rendering you with only the clothes on your back and a waded up flannel in your backpack. What is going on? Where are your clothes??!!! What aren’t they telling us??!1!1!!!! (shout out to Bridesmaids)
Now do something exciting! Like buy some cheese at the grocery or take your parents for a Sunday drive in the car.
Themoonisdown
PS Please laugh that I tagged this post “fashion.” Because that is laughable.
PPS The more I look at you in pics from Comic Con (like this one) the more I LIKE IT!
bring back Punk Rock Comic Con Rob! Stop covering up this weird off kilter toupee hairdoooo!
Oh hai back there Nick.
So really, where are his clothes? What do we think Rob will do next? Make a run to Nando’s? Buy some undies with TomStu?
PS Grabbed that fan photo over at Rob Pattinson Life (how cute is it?!)
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As you can see in the second picture…he traded all of his clothes for a stylish backpack that kinda looks like a murse. Practical and so very fashion forward.
Check out the bag he is carrying. *sigh*
My DH would rather die than hold my (very plain, ribbon-free but with a discreet Hufflepuff keychain) bag for a second.
True Story. My parents came home from an international flight and when they picked up their luggage,they noticed it sort of smelled like mustard. Well, it turned out to be mustard. Their luggage was below someone else’s luggage in the cargo area and that someone else filled their luggage up with some specialty hot mustard. Which exploded sometime during the 14 hour flight and leaked below. So maybe that’s what happened to Rob? Maybe he got on the same flight as the international mustard smuggler?
That or maybe he didn’t pack clothes. Maybe he stockpiled on pre-packaged Cobb salads and Lunchables which might not be available in London? Maybe he smuggled in TomStu, who authorities thought was a pet? Just a few theories.
I don’t think it was TomStu, just because Britain has very strict animal quarantine rules, and they would have taken one look at him and had him locked in a cage for the next month to see if he started exhibiting signs of rabies.
What do you think Tom’s chances would be?
Maybe this is why Rob did it. Tom would never make it out of quarantine.
That’s just plain gross about the exploding mustard.
I like your theory that his big-ass suitcase was filled with Cobb salads and Lunchables, but my first thought when I saw that suitcase is that he’s going home and saying, “Hi Mum! I’ve brought my laundry with me!”, like any other 20 something guy.
I have the feeling out of all of us you may be right. Rob has clearly stated that he does not know how to operate a washing machine. Poor Claire. As a Mom though for some stupid reason I always felt I was needed when this happened.
Mustard…………. someone get me a hotdog. Sorry…………
I am thinking yoiu may be onto something here. Looks like they did not have the special lunchmeat smelling dogs on this flight. Otherwise Rob would have never gotten through customs. LOL.
Tom………… animal………… good God I can see it now. Grizzley Tom in a suitcase would avoid all those shots and delays needed to bring a pet into the country. Rob picked Tom over bear. I am tearing up…………
Something’s been bothering me all day and I just figured it out. In that first airport photo, Rob is wearing a guilty, embarrassed smile. It’s kind of the “I didn’t fart, I didn’t cut the mustard” guilty smile.
I’ve concluded ROB was the one with the mustard in the luggage. The Hot Pockets were in the other bag that Dean picked up. Rob can’t have one without the other, and the prospect of a long UK stay caused him to panic and throw the mustard into his suitcase, without properly protecting it.
It was Rob’s mustard on your parents’ luggage. You can probably sell it on eBay.
Next time I try to sell anything with a stain on Ebay, I’m going to say that the stain is somehow caused by Rob. Baby barf, ink blots, red wine, mustard, dirt – all can be blamed on Rob. I might start a new ebay store, JUST for Rob-stained garments, sidekicks and suitcases. I’ll call it Stained By Pattinson. Every item will have a story. I think that might be my ticket out of corporate hell!
I love it.
Newborn baby poop looks a lot like mustard. You need to find yourself a source.
I think in the second photo in the posting above, Rob looks quite contrite (“Oops, I did cut the mustard”). Once he hears about your little mustard stain enterprise, I wonder what he’ll think? You just know he reads us.
Ok.. so I think what Rob is doing here is rebelling against the stupid wardrobe they put him into for Breaking Dawn and the rest of the Twilight franchise. I think the years of tweed and button downs and the general color blue is wearing on him. I wouldn’t be suprised to see him stop wearing clothes (please God!) soon. I’ll be adding that to my list of prayers tonight!
Ha, I thought the same thing! See, my interest can’t be waning that much if I’m still noticing his darn wardrobe and lack of changes.
I actually reckon that he *stole* the aforementioned suitcase. Whilst waiting by the good old luggage carousel, he decided that he liked the look of the bumper filled suitcase and thought he would try his luck and look star like for the waiting paps. Unfortunately, for him, upon opening at home, it was filled with organic health bars and protein shakes. On unfamiliar territory, he had to google “organic” and “health” and he didn’t like what he saw……
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You know that hat has to smell like ass right about now.
Never mind the darn hat, what about those shoes?! I can only imagine the extraordinary high level of cheesiness emanating from those about now.
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I know right! I mean has he even been photographed wearing socks???
International flight back home with only one suitcase. I find that quite impressive if you ask me, but he is a guy. Between the gifts, books and God know what else (seriously I think you ladies are right about the snacks.) I can’t imagine there was too much room for anything but some Ellen underwire and a couple of t’s. Let’s not forget the new guitar he has in the other hand.
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At least he is not wearing those homeless Adidas tennis shoes from Cosmopolis. LOL Does he have some kind of deal with Adidas? I am thinking the boy gets himself some frees clothing. We really need to look into this.
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I noticed he has shoelaces and they are actually tied. I think it is just in case he has to run from the Paps. Tripping over his laces makes people think he has been drinking…………but we know it is the shoes. Coughs and laughs behind hand.
Anyway my thoughts about what he is wearing. I think Rob is like me when he travels. I try to pack pieces that will coordinate and make several outfits. As you can see he starts with the basics of black pants and a white t-shirt. He can put any plaid with this combination and then add one of his many jackets and now he is complete……..sigh.
Is there even a guitar in there? Or is it filled with dirty undies and socks? Ew.
True story: While walking home, I saw a guy that looked like Rob, riding his bike toward me and past me so quick, I almost thought I was an owl. I knew it wasn’t him but then I got to thinking: What if that were to really happen? What the hell do you do? Yell after him to stop (in the name of love) and run to catch up? Lol I’d probably just turn to watch his ass leave… oh and take pictures, of course! 🙂
His clothes? They are crumpled in a heap next to my bed…….he will be returning often so he left a stash at my house. Guess I better get to the laundry 🙂
My ex went through this phase where he only wore white t-shirts, he was about Rob’s age. All I can say is that it does make it easier for wash! And at least Rob layers, it gets boring looking at a white shirted man every night. OH! And the v-neck! Good to have a glimpse of the manfur!
So in conclusion, Rob is much better off than my ex. Who would’ve thought!?
Manfur… giggle giggle!
[…] In today’s Twilight news… We have a new Breaking Dawn teaser trailer. The belly! The wolves! Ohmygoodness. I’m still skeptical. But clearly I’ll still watch it. ALSO. How the heck did I miss that Breaking Dawn Part II won’t be coming out until NOVEMBER 2012!? We have to wait a full freaking year for the finale. That’s just rude Summit, rude. In the meantime check out Letters to Rob as they analyze where all of his clothes have gone. […]
We all know that Rob doesnt stay with his parents in Barnes. Barnes is too far away from London and he was a Soho guy. I reckon his suitcase is still unpacked either in a hotel, or at one of his mates. (Seriously, he could be staying in either.) The clothes he is wearing are still probably cleaner than what is in his case. LOL!
Rob cap will be the highest bid if ever they auction his belongings since it is his signature cap
Going to the O’s game tonight and will be looking for that hat 😉