Real Life vs Imaginary Life Rob
Dear Rob,
I was thinking about you the other day & I feel like there’s a conundrum. There seems to be a difference with the Rob in “Imaginary Life” (be that photo-shoots, movies, or on camera) and Rob in “real” life. Real Life Rob tends to be… uh, how should I say it, much less desirable and much more smelly, younger brother home from a visit from college-like. [FYI to those of you listening in who can never take criticism of Rob, ever. First off, you’re not his mother so stop never criticizing him (unless that’s you, Clare, in that case… Rob IS perfect, you’re right). Secondly, I didn’t say NOT desirable. Just less desirable than “Imaginary Life” Rob. Cool your jets. Yep. I just said that.]
Is this how it is? We all know you can look REALLY hot. Take for instance:
Okay stop. Seriously, we get the point. This is a Thursday. Not RobPorn Friday. Seriously. You’re killing us.
But then, when the make up & act & the clothes come off (hmmm…..), you look like this in real life:
(oh, after the jump)
Like when you push down really hard something slips out a little bit on the other end…
Like you just got out of the mental institution
Like you did 13 Keg stands last night and rolled into class still reeking of beer
What is going on? There’s such a difference! Are you balancing out the world so that sometimes you look amazing in your photo-shoots & then other times you look like a Hairier Creepy Uncle Rob with a mental disability? (<—- that link has MY picture as the 3rd one. Not Funny, TammyO)
Do we have no choice? Is it either Imaginary Rob or Real life Rob? Is there no middle ground?
But then, what do you call these occasions? The times when you’re out and about, just as attractive as your photo-shoots, but in a more realistic way, and in your real life:
Real life: lost, without a ride and outside a church
Real life: showing off your ray-bans
Real life: Smoke break
Real Life: Damn
So what is it? Why does your real life sometimes show elements of your imaginary life and then other times just look really real.… like you could be any guy we know, just going about his business, not caring what you look like? It’s confusing. It’s a conundrum. It’s not fair. My heart can’t take the hotness. And my heart can’t take the non-hotness. I’d much more prefer the “Real life: Lost in front of church” or “Real Life: Damn” orrr every one of the hot photo-shoot pictures above!
Love,
UnintendedChoice
What do you think? Is there a “conundrum” between Imaginary Life Rob & Real Life Rob!? Which do you prefer?
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aww we all have our “bad” pics. Adonis can have a bad day, can’t he? lol
Team Real Life Rob!
http://robertpattinsonwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/aug82009crp.jpg
You’re kidding right? You seriously think that THAT is a bad pic?
THIS…oozes… S.E.X.!!!!
best pic ever!!!
I love it!! Especially that little smirk!
Kat, maybe I misunderstood you, if yes, I’m sorry, me is DONE for today with said smirk! omg…
Yes, a great pic.
lol of course not. I LOVE that killer smirk.
my comment was meant for UC’s post.
I Agree and add that all Real Life pics UC choose I find kinda hot.
Kat honi….seriously…take it from a greek girl…ADONIS can never ever have a bad day…like really trust!
So…Rob is goooorgeous in that pic…so…inviting!!!
The only time Rob looks (slightly) unattractive to me is when he has a certain scowling someone trailing behind him (or next to him in a cab, or pretending not to notice the paps outside the sushi restaurant window..). But I get over it quickly.
IKR???
hehe
Anyhoo…I think the scrubbed up Rob looks great – but I think these are probably the pictures in which he least recognises himself. His heart wears a beanie.
LOVE that …”his heart wears a beanie”….so right on the point…I think he CAN be very aware of his beauty but I love that he seems to forget it the second AFTER!
Does anyone else notice that when that ‘certain someone’ has her scowly face on, so does Rob? I hope that he keeps his manners and doesn’t start using the two fingered salute like she does.
Real life Rob! All the way!
Real life Rob does inappropriate jokes while stumbling near the dumpster wondering where the hell he is and if home is to the left or the right. Then he decides home is the next pub. Real life Rob is a charm because natural and word vomit are at their best.
Official Rob is more PC, poses like a diva (sure it’s ridiculously funny but I can’t show the red carpet pics to my friends without getting jokes of this kind http://tinyurl.com/36jm8on -cult parody of Cindy Crawford) also red carpet Rob might get you in trouble with the security (or mental hospital). Not saying I don’t like the Hedi Slimane photoshoot or the VF one, but most of the pics for me are inanimated. UNless we’re talking about the bear rug, mwhaha
well, “knowing him” they are some really GOOD shoots, I do NOT complain about the first pic 🙂
Dear UC, this is part of the fascination of Rob. He vacillates so easily and so much between these extremes. I, for one, would never, ever be bored.
Which kind of Rob will he be today? This minute? You know that for the necessary occasions, he would clean up spectacularly. Otherwise, he’d surprise you, always (much like the unpredictable word vomit topics he comes out with). And I would be certainly able to forgive him the less desirable moments- he’s Rob, after all.
Me
NEVER, EVER?
That’s right, Latters (your first name stuck).
Never, ever- let’s put it to the test, shall we, Rob?
🙂
There she goes again with that!! lol <3 Laters!
it’s Rob after all…………………….you said it all!
Oh the real life showing off ray bans photo ….that is awesome I like him any which way. the “bad” photos are just blips where the photographer has got the wrong expression.I expect on the roll of film next to all those bad shots is one of Rob looking DIVINE !!
Totally agree! Only when we get full beardward does he actually get less attractive. The other pics are just bad shots. Anyway any excuse to look at lots of Rob pics is a good one!
Real life Rob……cause it’s R.e.a.l. Rob, that’s why he made me fall in love cause he showed his 100%real life personality talking 99% Bullshit!!
Ohhh Rob you can look like a model, but I don’t care, You made me care about you and that’s WORSE!!! 🙂
Word!!!
I find this man perfect (and I am not his mama) even more in his real life then in his shoots. I fell in love with him being himself at the first place!
Imaginary Rob or Real life Rob you ask, just give me GQ Ron anyday.
Scruffy, puffy eyed, tired lumberjack looking Rob is most definitely not my 50shades whilst GQ Ron is – simple.
Laters, baby
X
Come on…what about beanie-Rob, open-shirt-and pouty-sweet-lips-Rob? Not sexy? Ok, accepted and I’ll take him home (or wait…only in my dreams….oh wait, I don’t dream of him…..shit!)
Is there one pic where he looks NOT good? The camera LOVES this guy and me is the camera, oh wait…DAYDREAMING here 🙂
“oh wait, I don’t dream of him”
IKR??!! Why do some girls get all the luck?! I’ve only had one and it was only OK.
Girl, you and I know that there are some dodgy pics of him out there! Why the hell did I get a thumbs down again?! Evil person.
Cazza, honestly I love every pic, even the weird ones..as for the thumbs down, that was Rob…TWICE 🙂
Swooooning over 50shades albeit (is that a word?) mostly scared of him.
I like imaginary Rob…is that so wrong? I like my men non-bushy-beardy and clean.
This is the Magicness of Rob!! And is why people can’t believe that we have a thing for a guy like that. But like most everyone here agrees with, Real Rob is it for us!
I do like the fact that you can clean up well, Rob. Like when you come home to meet my family!! But even when you look amazingly hot, you’re still that adorkable little man/boy underneath!
Love always!
Real life Rob… imaginary life Rob…. doesn’t matter. I wouldn’t kick him out of bed (ahem) either way!
I might tie him to my bed!
Oh I think I’m channeling 50shades on that one.
well, no clue about 50 shades, but I think you two should GO ON!!!! 🙂
50 shades?
50shades = fanfiction = master of the universe. scary and dirty…yet yummy nonetheless. lol.
It is a must read!
http://50shades.com/wp-content/plugins/age-verification.php?redirect_to=http%3A%2F%2F50shades.com%2F
If I have to chose ONE pic where he looks best for me..it’s the one with the hoodie “out in the rain”
WOW! Scruff, hoodie, beanie,eyes,red lips, layers…. soooo pretty! sigh*
I don’t think I could pick one, but I can narrow it down to 2. Real life;lost and Real life;Damn!!!
🙂
My heart can’t take the hotness. And my heart can’t take the non-hotness.
THIS!
Thank you. He breaks my heart everytime he walks around looking like some dirty loon. He’s FAR to beautiful to be all gross looking. Although, he IS talented to hide the DEARLORDHESHOTness so well.
P.S. Refreshing my computer page is so much more enjoyable with these pics than that Beib hair manip!
Straight to the point: I’ll take him any way I can get him.
C’mon I still wanted to jump him when he was adorkable Daniel Gale, rainbow sweater & all!
He’s like…………AMBROSIA!
He is a most delicious man!
He has it all!
Are you there Rob? YOU have it ALL, oh my…
are you sure you have no greek blood in you RG???
AMBROSIA..oh yeaaahhhh…:D
I heart Daniel Gale (and the rainbow sweater, as long as I get to take it OFF).
I don’t know if that last pic counts as “real life.” Isn’t that a publicity day? Someone must have styled that tousled hair! Oooo, sign me up for that job!!!
Why is it that when I look at all of those pictures they ALL look good to me. Must be those rose colored glasses someone on LTT once told me I was wearing.
That’s love, I see the same you see… 🙂
LTT readers/commenters love Twilight and perhaps Edward, THIS here is another department of mental insanity ! So, I love your rose coloured glasses…
I think I can forgive Rob for anything. Except maybe for the Stew.
well, even Rob has rose coloured glasses, proof that he’s human…NO further comment on this!
Or beer-goggles. You know how much he loves that Heine. 😉
I was going to go with Rob colored glasses!!
Gimme Rob in Hood and take my soul…life…anything!
the end…
Still laughing uncontrollably that the third Google image under “creepy uncle Rob” is of UC.
I was thinking about this exact subject the other day over at LTT when I was trying to enlighten TeamSeth as to the magicness of Rob, using a selection of his interviews. What about real life Rob versus movie Rob? When people question his acting abilities, I would say look at the Laura Culpepper interview (“I cut my toenails. And I bought some new underpants.”) and then look at Edward in Twilight and try to imagine that Edward saying those things. Voila! Yes, that’s acting!
*makes mysterious unwordly full of grief EC voice*
“Isabella Swan…I…I ccut my toenails!”
*pain and uncertain smile* *breathes*
“A…and…Iii bought some new underpants” said with pain
but conviction at the end, like a patriotic vow or smth.
“I did it all for you. You are my life now!” *constipated pain face*
🙂 I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help it.
Uber humorous, MP.
ohh, uber draska! this will never get old.
Robward part II :
“I..I’m sorry, I should keep my thoughts (read farts) to myself”.
OMG, let’s do a Robward audio thing, Rob’s word vomit into Edward’s affected tweed lines.
Excellent idea (uber excellent, really), MP- let’s do it.
But but but..for this “project”you have to watch the Saga part 1,2,3 again, think of that… 🙂
Ha! Nope, the sound bites are already out there! They just need to be spliced with the chosen ‘Robism’.
How I wish I had the skillz to put the interview sound clips to the Twi video clips! I would do it if I had any idea how!
I think I can put the sound bites together- I don’t know about putting bites over the vid though.
Yes!
Excellent suggestion, TOO- really funny.
Robisms dubbed over Robward = big hit on YouTube!!!
Great idea TOO! If only I had those skills, we all should take a class in digital audio/video editing!
LMAO! Wanna listen to that Edbert-podcast!
OK, maybe UC and Moon will take this project on for a future post? Please?
Arrg! I am also inept in the audio/video production department. It occurs to me that the lot of us has only one true talent. It is a pity that having an unnatural talent for all things Rob isn’t enough for us to put together a fan video. Maybe if we close our eyes and really, really wish for it to appear… No? Didn’t work? Damn.
Hey Latters (see I’m not changing it), how is your project going?
No..Don’t go changin.’ It wouldn’t be the same. I’ll always be Latter to you (and Cath).
I’ve been wanting to post here and on LTT b/c this stuff is right up my alley…but I’ve been swamped. I just posted at the bottom with a research conundrum. I could use your input. Otherwise, things are moving along. It looks like I’ll be presenting my first Twilight paper Spring.
Latters *giggles*
x
That’s great!!!!! Can’t wait for you to report back! How can I help?
I love the Laura Culpepper interviews. ‘I’m working on my spelling.’
And I love the way he was sitting on the couch, almost folded in half.
I love the video, that came out later, the one where he shows her the videoregistration of the fight scene, he’s such a sweetheart in this…..but the one on the couch is great as well, love the bit about his fav.colour and he couldn’t answer after he suggested said question by himself!
Still among the best interviews ever-
underpaaaants
http://robert-pattinson.ca/robsexytalk/
Wow give us a little credit, UC. We’re not crazy enough to cut your head off just because you say real life Rob is less desirable. We’re not rabid with Bieber Fever fangirls. Or Krisbians, or 13 year olds, or…you get the point. 🙂 My jets are cool.
PS: One negative word about his acting and gurrrrl, I.will.cut.you. (I kid, I kid!)
Imaginary Rob will always pwn Real Rob(or the little of Real Rob he reveals in public life, who knows what he’s like in private).
Imaginary Rob is like a dress up doll we all get to project upon and indulge. Real Rob probably just wants us all to get some hormone therapy and leave him alone. lol
I love my Imaginary Rob. I imagine him being much more of a shit than people imagine, and secretly resenting all his fans up on his jockstrap all the time. I’m just waiting for my Imaginary Rob to fuse with Real Rob one day and sucker punch a twimom when she asks him to bite him.
I tried to imagine him being an asshole but I can’t. It just doesn’t work. I’ll have to wait for Bel Ami to see if he can pull off being a dick.
oh, I don’t imagine him as an asshole either. lol From most accounts, he’s a polite and charming guy. I do think he has a VERY sharp tongue though and a caustic sense of humor that he tones down considerably for public display. It comes out slightly in print interviews and it warms my black heart to imagine him having these really biting, silent commentaries running through his head while twihards grope his pecs while asking for a pictures. lol
Haha! Warms your black heart. That’d be a Rob I’d like to see! BadassRob. Hehe.
I immediately thought of that Leno interview where he tells whats-her-face “You’ve just shown yourself to have absolutely no taste” or something along those lines. Rob showed a side of himself right there that we don’t often see.
One of my all time favorite Rob moments once I realized he really was smacking her down. Just totally in control and BAM. He’s growing up, I thought to myself.
http://tinyurl.com/2cgnnr2 This picture came to mind. Lol I love it!
Caption contest anyone?
I’ve noticed that either Rosenburg has copied the script or SMeyer copied some ideas from this kidie-movie called, “Little Vampire”(2000). I’m pretty sure anyway. The movie was lame so I didn’t finish it but I noticed that it has the same lines and events like:
1)Kid: “I want to be a vampire.”
Vampire Friend: “You don’t know what that means.”
2)The vampire friend saves the little human kid from getting run over by a truck.
3)The vampire’s brother tries to eat his human friend.
4)The little human friend touches the vampire’s father’s hand and they share a vision. Like Renewhatsherface! I died laughing.
Aaaand the vampire is a veggie vamp too.
Is that the one where the vampire is hiding out in a barn, so he has to suck the blood of the cows, only the cows then turn into vampires, too, with red eyes, and they can fly and leave giant cow droppings like pigeon droppings only much bigger? Or was that a different movie?
No, I think that’s the one! I didn’t finish the movie, though. I saw some cows with red eyes. Were they supposed to James, Victoria, and Laurent? 😛
“Like you just got out of a mental institution”
Bwahahahaha…UC, I salute you for coming up with stuffs like that.
But let’s be tweed here for a while. Me and my only RL Twi-BFF have been speculating this for months since we first met that how does Rob go from hobo to being all f*ckhawt?
Undoubtedly, I heart RL Rob more than the characters he plays. Probably because one minute he has all that goofiness, is adorkable and cracks inappropriate jokes or swears in front of camera and goes “whoops!” (holla Eclipse premiere Rob!) And the next minute, he’ll go out wearing a hoodie, a cigarette clamped between his teeth and oozing sex appeal like no one’s business. Seriously, they should introduce a college major on this. My Twi-BFF said her friend who’s attending college in Georgia had this Twilight seminar at her campus. Why not a study topic on the enigma that is Mr. Pattinson?
I totally lust after Imaginary Life Rob, but think I’d rather know/meet Real Life Rob. There’d be slightly less chance of me acting like a total dork!
Like most people he scrubs up well……..OK, one hale of a lot better than most people. It’s always Real Life Rob I meet in my dreams and leaves me waking with a smile on my face 🙂
Love that last pic!! Whew!! Love the smirk! I fell in love with him after seeing his interviews! I’ll take him anyway way he is!! Preferably in my bed oops did I say tha out loud??
Does anyone else think he looks a little like Jean Paul Belmondo in that last “bad” pic, except with more hair?
http://tclab.kaist.ac.kr/~smpark/movie/Actors/Belmondo.jpg
Haha! They both look like they sharted or something.
I think the difference comes down to one word:
a.l.c.o.h.o.l
*psst* Over here. Yeah. *whispers* Um… I don’t like Rob at all. But I think that beard was effing hot. *slinks back over to Team Tay*
Some of the “bad” pics are pretty bad, but just as pics. The Stoli and wild hair pics are not even bad. And the “good” RL pics put the posed stuff to shame. Sometimes I swear I am kind of tired of all the posed pretty boy stuff. Then I see a green velvet pillow and forget all that crazy talk, but does anyone know what I mean? After all this fangirldom I don’t even want to see them make him try so hard, just be himself, it is more appealing than any of these projections.
What she said.
Aw thanks. Coming from someone with your screen name it means a lot.
Yeah, why is he modelling clothes and doing magazine photoshoots anyway? Isn’t he beyond that? It can’t be for money and they’re not about promotion of any of his movies in particular.
“My heart can’t take the hotness”
Sales of PLAVIX soar among the fandom due to impromptu RobHotness caused heart attacks.
don’t forget the aspirin you need dual antiplatelets for some of those pictures esp the rayband one!!
ROn ROn ROn…
And my heart can’t take the non-hotness-
word! i’m really not loving any rob at the minute and it’s kind of sad! we havent’ had any nice imaginary rob in a while (other than outtakes) and all real rob seems to be up to these days is taking on the personality of a (to quote d2d) “certain scowling someone trailing behind him (or next to him in a cab, or pretending not to notice the paps outside the sushi restaurant window..)” It’s been so long since he’s been cute adorkable verbal cholera rob!
i feel like such a #fanfail, maybe i need to get some of that kool-aid the krisbians are drinking
i think i’ll watch twilgiht this weekend to try to rekindle the magic …… http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Twilight/?action=view¤t=TwilightStills10-1.jpg
I think the kool-aid flavor you’re looking for is Loquat.(Seriously, I didn’t even know that shit existed.) The Krisbians made a fresh batch just for you: http://www.tipsytexan.com/loquat-mojito.gif
ha ha thats brillinat!!! (but it’s making me remember my hang over from last sunday morning!!)
dear rob/ltr
i apologise profusely for my moment of wavering faith, very bad day at work today.
no koolaid ever.
sorry
pukesten
Back away from the koolaid, p, no need to go there, at all.
Imma gonna need your help…
I too am interested in the, “What exactly is the Twilight/Rob Magicness that keeps us all hooked?” question. As some of you know, I’m justifying my search for the answer by turning it into my career-research. Anyway, I’ve come up with a new theory–I’ll save it for another time–and I’m knee deep in collecting interviews and observations to move this further along.
So, here is my request for your help [read: intervention], I’m seriously considering a trip to Baton Rouge to hang out with the stalker/fangirls and get some interviews. Tell me this is crazy. I’m definitely going to the premier events next Fall, but should I really be heading to Louisiana? Am I really doing this so that I can hang out at some bar hoping to run into Real Rob? Is this normal? As in for real, normal–or LRT NORMAL? My students have been calling this my “meta-stalking” project…I’m looking to stalk the stalkers. Either talk me out of this, or meet me there. Any takers?
Well, Latters, I’m not going to try to talk you out of it and I won’t be able to meet you there. But I would imagine that you’ll meet a whole different aspect of the fandom there, one that is mildly represented on LTR. It should be quite the experience!
I’d love to get a few interviews under my belt myself there, pretty sure I’d find an outlet for a project/background story like this! But…also mildly scared of Twihards…um, and severely geographically challenged! I think security is going to be tight this time, wonder how much Robface you’d get to see, don’t expect too much of that, because I think he will hide as much as he can. Although I can imagine he’d find a research project like yours very interesting, maybe you can pass along a message to him and interview him! 😉 Sigh…I can dream, right? But for your research going there could be really interesting, so I won’t talk you out of it either!
Love the meta-stalking premise! No, it’s not normal. It’s meta-normal. You must do it, not only for yourself, but for us, so we can see the results. You will publish it here, of course! I’m sure as a legitimate scholar you could get an interview, which maybe you could finagle into a night in a bar. Write to Stephanie Ritz through the address published on Robsessed. Oh I want to be your research assistant. Sigh.
Thank you lovely ladies. It looks like your voting for me to head down to B.R.
I know that I would have a different (read: scarier] group down there to interview, but that is a big part of the draw. I need to spend time with all walks of Twilight/Rob fans.
My fantasy is to get an interview with Mr.Pattinson, of course, but I should just keep that idea in my dreams. The bottom line…meeting with me would not benefit his career. Why would the seventh layer of assistants to assistant forward my request to the Lady in Charge? I’m not PR, I’m not a journalist. He has already spoken countless times about his fan base and he is perplexed. The real fantasy is not the ‘interview’ per se, but rather sitting down with him, having a drink and smoke (sorry, it is true) and waxing Rob-Twi-ilosophical about the whole thing.
Another unanticipated conundrum…I’ve had a couple of interesting interviews that I want to share here, but I promised confidentiality. No sharing yet. My luck– Mr. Pattinson would say yes to the drink…but our NDA would ban me from sharing. But I’d do it Rob. I’d sign in a heartbeat. Call me (no need to hack the site).
Meta laters,
x
No harm in trying for the interview. Hey, if Stephenie Meyer said to herself, “no way will this dumb book ever get published so I shouldn’t even try” where would we be? Only you have to cross your fingers behind your back when you sign the NDA, and then secretly email me the real convo in the bar. It’ll just be between you and me, I promise.
Lat(t)ers- Yes, be prepared for some ab-normal behavior! Let me tell you a little story about the time I went down to the Circus tents.
Security warned us about going to the front side of the tents. But only for our safety, apparently the Twi Moms were out there in full force! They had “spots” that were their’s and actually formed barriers so the other fans couldn’t cross. A couple of them allegedly tried to follow Rob to his home!!!
When I went down there (of course I’m not gonna pass up my chance to see Rob. who cares if I get knocked out!) there was hardly anyone there and everyone was pretty calm. So who knows? But it’d be interesting to find out. I say, if you live close than go for it!!
And btw, I didn’t see Rob. It apparently wasn’t my time yet!
RFM–I didn’t know you went to the circus tents (appropriately named for many reasons). Sounds rough but really cool. I would love to see what you saw. Rhinestone-covered, stalking Twi-Moms? Sweet! I think you helped me identify what is bothering me my potential trip…I don’t want to do it alone! I need someone with whom I can exchange looks saying, “are these people serious?’ At least I’m NORMAL. I think I am going to have to drag along my RL Twi BF. Until those consent forms are signed…I’ll share all that I see.
Yes, you def need to bring a friend!! It will be much more enjoyable either way! My adventure wasn’t really all that exciting but if you want to hear more details you can email me:
robsfuturemate@yahoo.com
Wow, he DOES seem like a smelly brother!
I sometimes pretend I’d sniff and kiss his neck on his real life neck i see in candids and I go… “Would I like it? …. i rihlly don’t know.” And then I get all worried. :-/ Like, do I even like real Rob?! *gasp* [scaryyy thoughtttttt.] *faceslaptwice* BUT OF COURSE I DO! I want to sniff the funk just to see! So yes, I DO! I mean, I even wear plaid and think of him!
So, yes! I rhilly do wanna sniff-kiss you, real life Ron… I mean Rob! 😀 [‘speshully the throat 😉 nom.]
On a completely different note…who wants to pitch in and get something for Rob & Kristin’s wedding? What do you get for a voodoo wedding? Candlesticks? Are they registered?
A Nikki Reed voodoo doll and matching pins.
@LatersBaby asked, “What do you give at a voodoo wedding?” Well, Voodoo donuts, of course! http://www.voodoodoughnut.com/ And they are in Portland, Oregon. A friend of a friend actually got married there in the donut store. Photos were awesome.
Real or imaginary, I don’t care, I love him!.
he is who he is! and to me he is beautiful.
To me he is ( Robdonis ) and always will be.
And if you girls can’t see what I see, then maybe you don’t love him and schould not call your salf a fan.
Because when you love someone, you love them for who they are not for who you think they are or could be.
Haha! Have you read the comments?
Dear Rob,
I AM your biggest fan for always. Not even Tom, the Britpack, Cathy Coug, your parents, that Catholic priest at your old church, these bitches, or the 30 rats living in your home love you more than I do. NO ONE! >:( *pants* Got that?! 🙂 *takes deep breaths and composes herself* Mkay, my lovely. Now that we’ve got that cleared, I’m *totally* normal. I’m the normal-est person you’ll ever meet (and we WILL meet so you can bet your sweet, sweet ass on it).
Totes normal,
Roslyn
P.S.: I was just kidding, Rob. You don’t have to call the cops on me. But you should check out that old Catholic priest’s “Rob shrine”. Saint John is NOT happy.
Indeed, nobody loves him here, that’s why we comment each day….oh my
As for myself I am a Rob-llllooooovvvveeerrr NOT a fan!
I’m second in line behind roslyn as Rob’s #2 fan and I’ll step up as his #2 lover (ahem) behind Robgirl86.
Then I guess I am his #3 loooooooooover!!!!!!
really don’t care which nr I am exactly…I love Rob no matter what…and that’s it!
And ofcourse this here is the #1 site in Robhate, how could I not see that all this time???
How could I ever share him with you??? Oh myyyyy…
😀
Dear Rob
15th october 2009 was the very first(not really)day i’ve seen u, wathced u on jey leno/ellen and eventually become ‘ROBsessed’
yep babe this is our anniversary.
it’s been a whole year and i’ve seen many ‘real’ and ‘imaginary’ faces of u.honestly i luv the package with every single detail (not so sure )
pls come by so we can celebrate this 🙂
xo
che
Congrats Che!
And who doesn’t love the package?! And Rob’s phone!
Hi Cheeeeeeeeeeeee….missed you sista!
Hope you are doing fine!
Congrats on your Robanniversary! Wow one year…wish you make it a 100.
Was October 2009 for me too but me is such a bad fangirl, I can’t remember the date.
Love you
thnx both of u
@mel i’m ok sis hope u too
just RL is bussy those days
100..LOL…i’m sure i’ll make it..100 years later we’re gonna be frozen 124 and nothing will going to change on HHH 😀
My Imaginary Rob & My Real Life Rob live happily, together, in my head. There are times when I just shake my head at him & sigh *Oh My Rob*, but I still adore him regardless. I thought this video displays Real Life Rob quite nicely:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeuCWr9Ai-k&feature=player_embedded#!
That IS a perfect example of Real Rob!! I want to know who does all his stitching?!
Rob, do you sew your clothes yourself ’cause my mom would be really proud!
Love that video although it’s an older one, most of these clothes are meanwhile…..dunno….exploded ???
The visual of Rob sewing his clothes melts my heart like chocolate in the sun…..sigh*
Nice Weekend to everybody!
Happy weekend, everyone!
That hobolicious vid is one of the best- absolutely no doubt. So funny- classic Rob. I’ve always wanted to know who did the patching and sewing.
I have a really difficult time imagining it was Rob. But perhaps it was Rob with a hotel sewing kit in his hotel room (sounds like a game of Clue). 🙂
Rob has all kinds of hidden talents we don’t know about! But yeah, sewing his own clothes probably isn’t one of them. Whoever it was is pretty good at it though!
And loved the clue reference! It made me think of the movie!
I just can’t picture him……sewing. Maybe it was MamaClare.
Most likely! Since the girls tugging him around in those pics don’t look like they know how to manuever a needle and thread.
But I do, Rob!!! And I can do it looking sexy! (okay, that was a little weird to say out loud! but hey, anything for you Rob, baby!)
I SO agree with this post. Sometimes I look at his photo shoots & movies & wonder if he’s even the same guy. I particularly don’t like Beardy Rob. ALso, how goofy he seems to be in RL doesn’t seem to jive with the smoking hot sexy photo shoots. He can really turn it on with those eyes of his.
It’s a bit bizarre to me. Maybe they really ARE different people.
some recent real life Rob
http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Rob-Kris/October%2015th%202010/?action=view¤t=Oct15th12-1.jpg
He’s so gorgeous! *sigh* I see on Robsessed that they have started rehearsals for BD. We should see lots of new pics now.
Rob, what happened to the Rat/Pornstar hat??? Do you only wear it out on special occasions? I thought we had finally got rid of the ol LB hat!
Rob, you’re such a cockblocker when it comes to your hair lately. Why? And I hope that LB hat burns in hell or someone washes it to death.
Dear Rob,
Can you please go out and about today with your smile or at least a little smirk? You see, today I’m going to a funeral for a friend’s father and will need a little pick me up later. Oh, and please go out alone or with TomStu, even Dean will do! I was glad to see that happy little reunion pic but the smile was hidden!
Thanks!
Your Mate