Real Life vs Imaginary Life Rob
I was thinking about you the other day & I feel like there’s a conundrum. There seems to be a difference with the Rob in “Imaginary Life” (be that photo-shoots, movies, or on camera) and Rob in “real” life. Real Life Rob tends to be… uh, how should I say it, much less desirable and much more smelly, younger brother home from a visit from college-like. [FYI to those of you listening in who can never take criticism of Rob, ever. First off, you’re not his mother so stop never criticizing him (unless that’s you, Clare, in that case… Rob IS perfect, you’re right). Secondly, I didn’t say NOT desirable. Just less desirable than “Imaginary Life” Rob. Cool your jets. Yep. I just said that.]
Is this how it is? We all know you can look REALLY hot. Take for instance:
Okay stop. Seriously, we get the point. This is a Thursday. Not RobPorn Friday. Seriously. You’re killing us.
But then, when the make up & act & the clothes come off (hmmm…..), you look like this in real life:
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What is going on? There’s such a difference! Are you balancing out the world so that sometimes you look amazing in your photo-shoots & then other times you look like a Hairier Creepy Uncle Rob with a mental disability? (<—- that link has MY picture as the 3rd one. Not Funny, TammyO)
Do we have no choice? Is it either Imaginary Rob or Real life Rob? Is there no middle ground?
But then, what do you call these occasions? The times when you’re out and about, just as attractive as your photo-shoots, but in a more realistic way, and in your real life:
So what is it? Why does your real life sometimes show elements of your imaginary life and then other times just look really real.… like you could be any guy we know, just going about his business, not caring what you look like? It’s confusing. It’s a conundrum. It’s not fair. My heart can’t take the hotness. And my heart can’t take the non-hotness. I’d much more prefer the “Real life: Lost in front of church” or “Real Life: Damn” orrr every one of the hot photo-shoot pictures above!
What do you think? Is there a “conundrum” between Imaginary Life Rob & Real Life Rob!? Which do you prefer?
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