Monday Funnies: Rob looks like…

Dear Rob,

It’s Monday- the first day of the week and the first work day after most of us in the US lost 1 hour of sleep (Does the rest of the world have Daylight Savings time? Worst idea EVER!) I thought about getting Roblosophical today, but there’s nothing worse than thinking hard on a Monday. Let’s start off the week right & LAUGH. At you!

We recently received the following emails:

“I was slowly drinking my coffee this morning while catching up on what happened in the world this week. Some crazy stuff. No, I’m not talking about Egypt, but sometime ever more important than that. I’m talking about the Top 1 news worldwide, Justin Bieber movie. You’re probably wondering why this crazy girl is sending you an email about The Bieb.  You’ll see that it has everything to do with you, LTR,

The Bieb was nervous for his LA premiere, who could blame him. He tried multiple outfits, but nothing said “I’m a grown man attending my first movie premiere”. Then, he had an idea. He would call his wingman, the one and only Robert Pattinson. And Rob had the perfect outfit for him, a reprise of his look from The Goblet of Fire.

Rob in 2005

The Bieb in 2011 :

I’ve heard that Rob plans to retire from acting soon and become a fashion consultant. The world can’t get enough of his fashion.

With love,
The Morns”

Oh my gosh, the resemblance is crazy! That outfit was horrid in 2005 & looks just as bad 6 years later! Did you try to block out that outfit of Rob’s from your memory? Take a look at a bunch of shots from that night as a reminder: You’ll laugh! Promise: Rob Pattinson in the worst outfit of all time, ever

And in January Bea sent us an email with the subject: Sacrilege: Allegations that Rob looks like Susan Boyle

“Susan Boyle? Yeah Right,” I thought, “She wishes!”

Okay…. maybe she’s a great-aunt or something……  I hate to admit it but…… I see what they’re saying!

And last SUMMER (Yes, we really do hang on to your emails!) Lexie wrote us this email:

So today one of my students made this for me in photoshop as a make-up assignment for not going on our class field trip. It’s just Rob’s face blended on top of kristen’s face/head but it’s just too funny not to share. -Lexie

This is the worst/best thing I’ve seen in MONTHS! He/She looks like an 80s hairband member! And oddly a little bit like John Stamos (aka Uncle Jesse!) That student BETTER have received an A++ on this assignment!

It’s days like these that I hope someone in the Twi cast or Rob’s life comes across LTR & passes these images on!!!

Hope your Monday starts off with a laugh,


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66 Responses to “Monday Funnies: Rob looks like…”

  1. drsaka says:

    I have a weakness for the terrible GOF outfit. I love how the buttons are missing on the jacket, but you can see where they were.

    And the last pic? It sort of looks like a slightly more brunette Evan Dando.

    • southernbelle says:

      I have a similar jacket lol, I bought it from Salvation Army when I was in high school.

      • drsaka says:

        I had some blue velveteen pants in 6th grade- stylish!!!!

        • southernbelle says:

          Lmao! I have one in red velvet and one in blue! I can’t believe I wore those in high school ha! Maybe I might get the courage to post it on Twitter, who knows :P.

      • MariaCecilia says:

        I had one in suede, or whatever that material is called in English (??) that I had to throw out after it turned moldy hanging in the basement. Should have saved it for Rob…

    • Cath says:

      Evan Dando!!! Ahahahaha, and yes, he kind of does, which is mildly unsettling, for everyone involved…;-)

    • JustGoWithIt says:

      You pay attention! That is pretty funny, you can totally see where the buttons used to be. And the leather pants, that outfit is a hot mess (the hot part because well, you know).

      • drsaka says:

        It’s a fascinatingly terrible outfit, I kinda love it.
        Were the buttons off when he got it, or did he take them off himself?

        • JustGoWithIt says:

          I sort of love it for comedy. I personally hate leather pants, unless you are Jim Morrison maybe, or Joan Jett. I can’t even picture it being good if that jacket wasn’t so ridiculous. I’m getting a very “the time Ross got leather pants” Friends episode feeling form the whole thing. I don’t hate velvet jackets, although I don’t remember the last time I was wooed by one either.

  2. dazzledtodeath says:

    I’d never heard the Susan Boyle comparisons. It’s a bit scary to be honest.

    • MariaCecilia says:

      What is the scariest part? The comparisons being made, or the fact that now I have to wonder about when they’ve been meeting up to co-ordinate their sex hair??

  3. southernbelle says:

    OMG these are hilarious. And that pic of Kristen and Rob together…ummm….NOOOOOO! LOL. Just creepy 80’s rocker wannabe :).

    And the Susan Boyle on, well Rob’s the prettier one and she wishes she looked like him! And Justin’s not doing so great either. Rob rules!

  4. JellyBeanRainbow says:

    Yes, we have Daylight Saving Time, but it starts (and ends) later and not at the same time around the world, So on top of the confusion with different time zones there is DST so basically one could never know exactly what time is it somewhere in the world.

    Evan Dando, lol!

    • drsaka says:

      Don’t you think he does???? 🙂

    • MariaCecilia says:

      We will start saving daylight in two week’s so you’re way ahead of us. I read this funny article about a woman in the US who wrote to the editor complaining that Daylight saving time was screwing up the global warming issue by adding an extra hour of sunlight to the day. LOL!!

    • southernbelle says:

      I don’t like DST, I always forget. I sure did yesterday.

      I like the one in the fall, I get an extra hour, wohoo!

  5. Rachel Garber says:

    Re: Bieber, not even close and with the money he makes can’t he get his pants altered. Also, note to Justin, at 16 years old you are still a minor and therefore, not a grown man. Your are legally still a child. Susan Boyle, while I love her voice the smiles are not the same.

    • MariaCecilia says:

      Justin’s mom is just buying him BIG clothes so that he can wear the same pants for a couple of years while he’s growing into his next size. Good budget thinking!

  6. robsfuturemate says:

    I love the GOF pic where Rob looks like a runway model! Way to suck in the cheeks, buddy!

    • MariaCecilia says:

      I remember sucking my cheeks in in my class picture when I was eleven, to make me look more like a thin model..Did it work? Heck, no.
      Rob – look for a new strategy!

      • robsfuturemate says:

        I’m pretty sure he doesn’t need to look ANY thinner, MC!! That boy needs a good home cooked meal or twelve!

        • RobsFan-tasy says:

          Got my Pots and pans heating up!!

          Dear Rob,
          C’mon over Darlin’ I’ll fix your next 12 home cooked meals with pleasure. I’ll gladly feed your food addiction!! (or any other addictions) Any thing for you Sweetheart!
          with love,
          Forever Your Girl,

  7. Cazza says:

    I would like my hour back please. I mean, really, how can one little hour make you so grouchy….

    Anyway, European Summer Time begins on Sunday 27th March, if anyone is interested.


  8. lindsaylee says:

    that blend pic is AWESOME!

  9. EdwardsDish says:

    I saw John Travolta at first glance of the blend pic. Creepy.

  10. LadyN says:

    …..Handsome…..or something.

  11. Susiecueablelovesrob says:

    OH.MY.GOD! Susan Boyle/Rob – laughing so hard – but boy that is mean…….simply mean!

  12. RobsFan-tasy says:

    I just woke up aftr only 3 hrs sleep and umm…ummm… nope, it’s just to eearly for me to go there/here…meh going back to bed.

    *maybe this is still part of the niightmare I was having. yeah… yeah that’s it, that’s what it is…zzzz*

  13. RobsFan-tasy says:


  14. Rachel says:

    Thankyou so much for posting these pics! They made my morning 🙂 The one from Lexie (my sis) is hilarious! I’m so glad you guys decided to show it 🙂 thank you for always making my Mondays.

  15. roslynselene says:

    Haha! That’s exactly what I need to see in the morning. Pictures that make me wonder why I find Rob attractive. (Just kidding Rob, you’ll always be hot. Even 20 years older, 3 noses later, and 100 lbs heavier. 😀 *crosses fingers behind back* 😉 )

    I can see the fraction of a Susan B resemblance in the first and 3rd pic, the rest: nada. I’ve also done a Rob and SWSNBN blend picture. It’s hideous! Which reminds me of when SB and I decided to take our own pictures and morph it on Rob’s. Well surprise, surprise, it was extremely disturbing for me. I thought, “Kill it with fire!”(If I ever get the -1% chance) I’ll make sure Rob and I NEVER reproduce.

  16. maggie says:

    I hate this time change. Getting up an hour early sucks. I don’t hate GOF Rob, though – I actually find him a bit dashing in a British-romantic-hero sort of way. The Beiber knock-off is way too hilarious. BUT…. to wake up an hour early and see the Aunt Susan Boyle/Rob comparisons and that hideous blend of Rob and SWSNBN, well I’m just diving back under the covers in protest and getting my extra hour of sleep!!! None of my non-Rob dreams (yes, still the same, sucky status quo for me, ladies that are keeping track) could be as hideous as these images!! GAHK!

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Don’t worry Maggie, your dreams will come when you least expect it!!! Hang in there!

      • maggie says:

        Well, I have actually felt his presence once or twice, but nothing substantial. I know it’s that little beotch’s fault – you know who I’m talking about, that one with the magic wand and the disgusting little pink tutu. She hates me.

        hey, rfm: did you try to get tickets to Jay Leno? I did. I’m sure I have a snowball’s chance in hell – I think that date was actually closed by the time I sent in, but, I keep hoping anyway. They tell you to check your spam
        mail up until the day before, so every time I get spam, my heart skips a beat. Who’da thunk it would be exciting to open your spam mailbox?? I would trade a ticket to Jay Leno for 10 nighttime dreams!!!! [sigh].

        So forget Susan Boyle, etc. Look at this picture I saw today. Was God trying to win some kind of contest to create the Most Beautiful Human Ever or something when he made this man????

          • roslynselene says:

            Oh so pretty. It’s hard to believe it’s still the same person who wore that red velvet jacket. He’s like a kid people made fun of for being a dork and now he’s one hot motherfucker. I’d cry into my bowl of cereal every morning if I was the chick who turned him down for a date.

        • robsfuturemate says:

          Maggie- I did try to get tickets as well. I check my spam everyday too! For a second I thought you said you got tickets and my heart got a little sad. But we’ll keeping checking up til Thursday!!! That would be so awesome to be able to go and meet you too!

          And that pic! GAH!!! Jawporn, lipporn….ded!

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          Dear Leno,

          I know that you don’t read this, but maybe one of your staff does. I know that tickets are probably selected at random (after comprehensive criminal background checks are completed, obviously), but I’d like to make a case for two very special LTR ladies. They represent what many might call the elite, in terms of Rob fans. Smart, funny, and they don’t spend 24 hours photoshopping images of themselves holding Edward’s yet-to-be-born offspring (definitely less than 2 hours a day, I’m sure of it!!!). They will not ask annoying questions about Edward, nor will they grab his hair or press their faces/body parts up to glass windows (unless asked, in which case, anything goes). They also will double as his personal attendants prior and post show, making sure he gets everything he needs/wants including things he doesn’t know he needs or wants yet. Let’s just say Rob will be very relaxed for the show, without the use of candles or pyrotechnical displays. Relaxed guests are good guests, just sayin’

          Here’s hoping,

          • robsfuturemate says:

            Glad you said “unless asked”, cause I was gonna say… 😉

            And thanks for the rec. Hopefully it gets to the right hands!

          • maggie says:

            Wow nat, thanks for the great recommendation. From your mouth to Jay’s ears. And if we go and get to be Rob’s personal attendants (which of course would logically follow), I’ll whisper in his ear that all the attention that we’re lavishing upon him he really owes to another sister at LTR (you) and that he should grant your fondest dream and drop in on you at your office.

            May we all have sweet Rob dreams tonight!

  17. roslynselene says:

    Found this picture because I needed it after the traumatic ones in this post.

    BTW- Have you guys heard about Rob’s live MTV interview that’s airing this Fri? You can submit your own questions for Rob on Twitter (Booo! I don’t have one anymore). But I checked some of them and some of the q’s are :facepalm: BAD. (In the future, NEVER ever have fans on Twitter suggest questions. Ever.) I hope the interviewer doesn’t ask “What do you think of Krisbians?” (I kid you not, I saw that one pop up multiple times)
    I…I can’t…what?! No!… You can’t just…ask…stupid questions…unprofessional…2nd hand embarrassing…I can’t even…Just N-O.

    • southernbelle says:

      You deleted your Twitter? Why?

    • RobsFan-tasy says:

      Anyone with a twitter accout should tweet and retwitt The Pattinson Petition To MTV ask Rob. See what he thinks of it.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      I heard about the Rob on MTV thing. But not the fans submitting questions via Twitter thing. Oh dear. I mean, if they need Rob questions, why not come here, to the Rob experts?

      I’ve got SERIOUS questions, as opposed to dumb questions. Like why Rob doesn’t show up in my dreams? Why doesn’t he ever respond to my invitations to visit my office? When he gets a haircut, does he have to ask for a bag full of his hair so the hairdresser doesn’t try to sell it on ebay? Is he a back sleeper or side sleeper? What is his favorite curse word and why? Did he cry when he watched Never Let Me Go, especially the scene where AGarf’s character is yelling in the road? Or did he cry at the end, when Carey Mulligan is looking over the barb-wire fence? Did he really eat a Cobb that day in BR, or was it a chef’s salad? SERIOUS QUESTIONS, PEOPLE, I am full of them.

  18. Laura says:

    Why did I look at this? F me.

  19. Cath says:

    Oh boy, there are a few comparisons here I might need a bit of brain bleach for!!! Hurts.Brain. 😉

    But thank Rob, there’s the Red Velvet Cupcake jacket to save the day! Ha!

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Oh there you go again with the Red Velvet Cupcake Jacket….always making me crave some red velvet cake!!! Darn you, Cath! 😉

  20. natteringyeahrobber says:

    Re: Rob and Susan Boyle. OK, I can see it, if the room is dark and I’m drunk and desperate. Though I doubt poor Susan would put up with the ruse. I’m sure after I call her Rob the first time, she’d try to correct me. But after I call her Rob for the 14th time, she’d most likely call security (I AM NOT ROB PATTINSON, YOU CREEPY FAN, GO AWAY!!!).

  21. Lexie says:

    I have been staring at the blend picture for about a year now and i have grown kind of fond of it. I teach a design technology/ graphic design class for highschoolers and this was actually created by a male student! My kids have realized that making me anything twilight related will solidify them a good grade! Lol! But this one was genious without it. The original kstew pic with the limp hair and the cross neclace makes rob look like a Fabio-esque heart throb! Hahaa!

    Thanks for sharing it! I will let the student know asap about his “published” work!


  22. roslynselene says:

    Just FYI on WFE screening. I checked the WFE Facebook page just a while ago and they said:
    “…We can’t confirm any early screenings yet because we don’t have the finished movie. However, we are going to be doing a deal with Living Social for a Thursday night screening and party for the fans. We’ll keep you posted on details as we work them out.”

    Sounds cool (if it happens). Also, who’s buying the WFE soundtrack? I am! Did anyone see that “I need a little sugar in my bowl” song is there? Check that out on YT. The lyrics are nauuuughty. Lol 😀

  23. gabbie says:

    Play that funky music white boy!!
    Does he disco too? 😉

  24. maggie says:

    UC and Moon: Did you know that the site was down most of last night? I also don’t see some posts that I got email notice about. Just wanted to be sure you knew – NOTHING can happen to LTR! What would we all do????

    rfm: No mail. 🙁 . Don’t think it’s going to happen, although I’ll still hope unitl the last possible minute. I’ve debated about going to the studio and waiting as a standby, but that would mean taking off work, getting there at 6AM, waiting all day, and probably not getting in. I mean, who would not use their tickets if they were lucky enough to get them? Nat, we do appreciate the shout out. Guess they were just deluged with ticket requests. Ah, the Power of the Rob!!

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