Oh why doesn't YouTube have a slow-mo feature?
Posted by unintendedchoice on March 2nd, 2009
Dear Rob,
Can you help a sister out? I watched this video (minutes 1:56 to 2:05 specifically) 58 times in full screen, pausing on 2:04 every time, took 3 different screen shots and zoomed in as FAR as I could, and I STILL can’t tell if you’re wearing boxers or going commando. Β Can you let me know? Thanks!
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxyJG8Xx-H0]
Love,
UnintendedChoice (oh and theMoonisDown is wondering too. She thinks she broke the zoom feature on her blackberry but is grateful she didn’t total her car while driving down the 101 and attempting to figure out the mystery of “is Rob or is Rob not naked?)






It’s me Sass! I am testing a new gravatar and had to pick a new name, boo! I am new or still the green monster?
@Sass – LMAO LOVEEEE the gravatar!
Heeeeee!!!! It worked!!!!!
Me and cut-out Edward…I am seriously deranged, lol.
@Unintended: not my very first comment, but thanks for the warm welcome anyway…
I thought I was going nuts…I thought I was on my way to the shrink…but HERE with YOU it all started making PERFECT sense again…
π
My new gravatar is showing up under my old name? I am confused!
Me and cut-out Edward…I am seriously deranged, lol.
Is the blog acting weird for anyone else or is just me?
Oh my Sass. That is sooooo schmexy!
Blog not acting weird for me Sass. Sorry
Random question. What channel does Access Hollywood come on for you guys? Ex: ABC, NBC, Fox, etc…
I can’t find it here. Must prepare for Thursday.
isn’t is abc? i’m not entirely sure.
Never mind, just my computer acting up.
@Robzilla…Access Hollywood comes on my local NBC affiliate at 7:30 in the evening.
I’m peeved because it seems every fall Access Hollywood changes syndication in my area and it changes networks. This year it was completely wiped from local networks. π So it’s now on a channel called MYTV and the only way I get it is through a digital tuner on one tv in the house. Weird. And it’s on a day late here.
So I have to wait until Friday for this, sniff, sniff.
I don’t know when or if its on here in Omaha, which is why I will wait for the you tube clip from one of you fabulous ladies! LOL!
@Just A Girl:
Oh, where can I find me some Twi porn??
TwiPorn comes in many forms as these wonderful ladies know. The best spot to track it down is at fanfiction.net and search for twilight, edward and bella etc…
Here is a link to some of them
http://www.fanfiction.net/search.php?plus_keywords=edward%20bella&minus_keywords=&categoryid=0&genreid=0&subgenreid=0&languageid=0&censorid=4&statusid=0&type=story&match=any&sort=0&ppage=1&characterid=0&subcharacterid=0&words=0
ENJOY!
Plus we have a 60 page version of the honeymoon from Edward’s POV if you want one of us to email it to you.
Dear Rob,
Van Morrison is going to be on Jimmy Fallon tonight. Just thought I’d let you know. You can come over and watch it in my bed if you’d like….I’ll leave the window open.
Love,
Me
Pooh, I can’t see Sass’s gravatar!
Dear Rob,
I also see that tomorrow night Tina Fey is going to be on Jimmy Fallon. I know you like her, so why don’t you just stay over for Van Morrison tonight and stay for tomorrow night’s show to.
You won’t need to bring your jammies. π
Love,
Me again
Hi GIRLS!!!! I am FINALLY BACK! I wasnt’ online at all yesterday and it about killed me.
However during one of the breaks at Sydneys dance competition they played Van Morrison and I got all warm and tingly….it was “crazy love”. Its a sign.
Now I have a million things to do today but I am totally gonna keep up here. I just can’t stay away!
@SASS – I am so buying an edward cut out for our twilight party. Guess who is keeping it too…that would be me. LOVE your gravatar!
my moms having a twilight party for the dvd release and i told her i’m supplying the heineken light and hot pockets LOL
My friends and I are having a twilight party too….they have NO IDEA how obsessed I am with Rob, but they are all GAGA for twilight, so that works for me! LOL!
hi everyone! i’ve been playing catchup with all the posts and i don’t think i’ll be able to leave my computer for the foreseeable future!lol.
btw it’s not that i haven’t the trailer before, it’s just that you ladies help me watch it in a whole new “light”!! (i will now go back and see it a few(thousand) more times!
oops! it’s haven’t seen the trailer!
This is a very wacky show but it’s fun to watch Rob interact with a puppet.
Audio isn’t great either.
Have fun laughing.
Oh yeah, I guess I should give the link.
Duh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R37q1R-DlpQ&eurl=http://pillowbiters.blogspot.com/
Awww…. he said toast instead of bread. He’s too freaking cute!
Still no Rob sightings, but IMDB did update the status if New Moon to “filming”… maybe he is all my his lonesome in/around Vancouver…
Also, remember the rumor about him being on the Kids Choice Awards on Nickelodeon?? Those are going to be on March 28, but they film them about a week ahead unless they’re live this year. He’s gotta come out of hiding for that… π Just sayin.
Oh yeah, he’s not up for an award but Twilight is for favorite book or something.
@therealrobzilla omg sad to say i just watched that whole video clip and loved every sec of it
Yet again – Summit is trying to milk Twilight for ALL it’s worth.
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/03/02/exclusive-roll-the-dice-with-the-twilight-board-game/
Hey gals, can someone send me a link to the best shot of Robshappytrail (complete with freckle)? I’m doing some ah um research, ya know.
Hey Rob’s favorite guttersnipes in the world!!! I’m catching up on all the posts…you ladies are really busy writers, wow! …anyhoo, I have no “office-job” = no computer = Rob dry-spell for many hours every day. Can you imagine that? But he’s always in my heart, mind, soul and … panties (I wish!) π
Will the Access Hollywood show be on youtoube? We cannot watch it here in Europe. damn.
@J-Sherlock Holmes-Bell – about the guy in the blue shirt from the pic I posted yesterday… I thought the same thing, he seems to be a great guy, the way he takes care of Rob…very protective. From the pics on robertpattinson.org you can see that he also was the one who told the paparazzi to stop taking pics and filming (!) inside chateau marmont. Is there no way we can find out who it is?
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=11&evt=pattinson-zone&pic=robert-pattinson-twilight-zone-08.jpg
@Monica – have you heard about the extras casting that is allegedly taking place in spring in Rome or at the filming location in Tuscany? Do you know anything about it? Will you go or send your headshot/CV? I’m soooo dying to go! I don’t think the extras will actually see Rob, but I would so like to be a part (even if teensy weensy) of New Moon. *sigh*
Mmm now I can get into those unlaced boots on DirtyRob!
@jbell – wow, a board game. We actually were talking about that the other night. If they were going to start coming out with twilight monopoly and twilight LIFE…LOL!
@justagirl – I didn’t save it either. Any research should be extensive and thorough. I applaud your efforts. You must be a brilliant employee…wait this isn’t for your career? LOL!
@JustaGirl…I have these, but not the full body shot:
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c132/SassyKathy/Twilight-RPattz/RPattzhappytrail.jpg
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c132/SassyKathy/Twilight-RPattz/untitled.jpg
Thanks Sass…must do more research, right away…hee hee!
@V – I want to say that the friend is Bobby Long, but I’m not 100% on that. It will require more research by “J-Sherlock Holmes-Bell” LOL
π Can I be Vatson?
I never really saw Bobby’s face, because he always hides behind his hair all the time. But Bobby’s hair is black and that guy looks rather blonde/brownish.
@JBell – You are the queen of all things related to Rob research. We humbly thank you for your gracious contributions to our addictions.
Hello all, just checking in after a long, LTR bereft weekend. I still can’t get over how this blog has exploded in just a few short weeks! It used to be a big deal to break 100 comments, now you ladies break that with EASE almost everyday!
Rob in thin boxers. Gah. Thanks for that. I will always love him, but the hot mama in me get’s a little nauseous when I think about the man on man lovin’. Ew.
Have y’all seen this?? I hadn’t, my dear friend Java sent me this, obviously photoshopped, but still…Sweet.Mother…
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c132/SassyKathy/Twilight-RPattz/200903021351.jpg
Ok a gal works for 8 hours and this place gets crazy, This phot may actually get my DH laid tonight. Beautiful.
I think Rob might be in Vancouver. I heard that Sam Bradley has an apartment there and since Sam is in (or going to) Paris it is entirely possible that Rob is in Van.
@Sass- I saw it the other day- It’s to die for!!!!
*gulps*
How did I miss that???? That is EXACTLY how I picture Edward to look.
*dying*
@sass – I saw that too….yum. Cream of Cullen. Thats all I’m saying.
@Sass- love the new gravatar!
@Jena- No door size Edward’s here. *sad*
(mumbles- stupid Blockbusters)
GASP, you’re kidding? You better hold your Blockbuster up at gunpoint! LOL!
As I was working out this morning my MP3 player randomly selected ‘I’ll Be Your Lover Too’ from Rob. Let’s just say that I got some chills there- thought to myself, if he were to sing that to me…….
*day dreaming*
How can you play that on your MP3 player? I thought his songs cannot be downloaded?
I found that one, Let me Sign, and Roam I think.
Hi Ladies:
@V: I am actually scheduled for a HOT trip to Volterra in late May…since they should be filming there after they leave Vancouver (ie 21 May). I had not heard about the casting for extras…but I will definitely be haunting the town in those days..and having a wicked damn HOT HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ME too (22 may)
@moonisdown: thanks for the welcome yet again! I am based in Milan but as I said I WILL BE IN VOLTERRA π come what may so YESS count me in as correspondant from Italy!
Always willing to spread the RobCult!
@Just A Girl: I actually would love the honeymoon from Edward’s POV!!! could you email it to me: lamomo76@gmail.com ? thanks!
@SASS: I absolutely love the photoshopped NM poster…I won’t be able to think about anything else…for a couple of months!!! XD
Good night ladies!
Monica
@Monica I just sent it to you. Enjoy!
How do you know that they will leave Vancouver on May 21st? Will you be staying at a hotel? How long will you stay?
I lived in Milan for some months, off and on, between 1999 and 2002. Has much changed?
Here are pics from Bobby Long on his myspace site:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=30148757&albumID=174467&imageID=47970352
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=30148757&albumID=1901690&imageID=34884503
It’s not the guy in the blue shirt. π
Btw, Bobby is playing some gigs in the US, April 13. in NY, Lakeside Loinge; April 14. in NY, Alenes Grocery; and April 16. in Los Angeles, Hotel Cafe; April 22 in Nashville, 3rd and Lindsay Bar and Grill.
@Steph – It doesn’t seem that long ago that we never broke 100 (or at least not that often). Now, I have no way of keeping up anymore there is so much going on.
I just keep jumping on at the end and trying. That’s why Twitter is my new best friend for conversing with some of my LTR girls.
I am a total Twitter retard. I saw you were offering “tutorials,” which I will gladly take you up on at some point, but I’ve told myself that I’m not going to get into Twitter until I get a laptop, which I’ve been feverishly saving for. Amazingly enough, someone OFFERED me one that they never use and is only 3 years old. I can’t wait to get my hands on it, but then I have to get the wireless junk set up in my house. ANYWAY, all that to say that I’d love to be more in the loop, but it’s hard with an ancient desktop and two tiny kids. π
Do you like selling on Etsy, btw? I make various things, but had questions about selling on there.
@JAG: Faster than lightning! Thankssss! Now flashing bright in my inbox!
This is interesting in case some of you haven’t seen it yet-
http://robertpattinson.org/?p=1210
‘He should really milk it before he fades from memory’ – uhh, sorry but you are either a man or blind-as(s)-a-bat!
http://www.theinsider.com/news/1760992_Robert_Pattinson_Plans_to_Release_an_Album
Good afternoon girls. Just in from work before I have to go to my second job (Mom). Trying to catch up on the days events AND I have to go back to yesterday to watch those Sigapore interviews since my computer was stupid. Annnyyywwayaayyy – I saw somewhere (Notebook extras maybe) that while actors may appear like they are completely naked in a movie, they are not. There are very thin, flesh colored garments, g-strings, pasties etc. to cover important parts if ya know what I mean. Then with the right camera angle and editing it really looks like they are wearing nothing at all. My bet is Rob is wearing something very thin and very clingy, so might as well be nothing. Oh well. Won’t stop us from imagining he has nothing on will it?
@JustaGirl- Let me know if you still need the 60 page Isle Esme. I have it. Actually, I will send anyway just to be sure.
I can’t believe JBell hasn’t located Rob yet. Shocked actually. LOL
NM I see it was Monica who needed story and JAG sent.
Hey Girlies! (wiping the *Cream of Rob* from my face; it was like a milk moustache, heh-heh-heh)
Dear Rob,
Even though you’re playing a homosexual guy and have some strange costumes to wear “Little Ashes”, I still think you look really sexy in a lot of the movie; especially with your hair slicked back, and no creepy *Snidley Whiplash* moustache.
I’m impressed with the accent you pull off, and I really appreciate your dedication to your craft.
One suggestion for the future – wearing your knickers in underwater scenes is very distracting and takes away from your acting ability. I’m sure you’d want to know that since you are such a serious actor and care about the quality of your work and having your character really being able to fully develop. A few naked crotch shots would have really added to our understanding of the pain and angst that Dali suffered as an artist.
Just thought you’d want to know.
Signed a concerned but loving fan,
Vogue
@Soccermom: thanks for asking, i am now EAGERLY reading it…Yum… *swoons*
@V: Filming schedule in Volterra is currently based on assumptions. The Canada Film Boad (or similar institution) has a project (unnamed) directed by Chris Weitz (still unnamed? don’t think so) filming in Vancouver from 23 March to 21 May. V. Rosenberg said they’d be going to Volterra in May…so I concluded it would be more likely the end of May…Will keep you posted if I hear more..
I am planning to go to Volterra with a bunch of local RobSessed Ladies and we are planning to stay in a B&B or something.
Milan has changed quite a lot over the years in some areas and not at all in others…I work right in the fashion district, it is fashion week and we must slide past throngs of teenager skinny Moldavian models to get to the office…VERY DEPRESSING for one’s self esteem… π
@Monica- I assume you are Italian- Wow- is your English ever good!
I’ve been to Italy 2x myself. To the Garda Lake and Jesolo (close to Venice). Beautiful!
Thanks! God, I really would die to go to Volterra (or filming location)! But I’m sure it will be pretty wild with crowds of screaming girls, what do you think? I wonder how they will be able to do some shooting at all. Volterra is not so big either, right?
Don’t let the Moldavian skinny models get to your self esteem! They are poor girls and I’m sure you’re a lot more gorgeous than them!
The photoshopped New Moon Edward:
*POOF*
*THUD*
*I’M DIED*
*CREAM OF ROB*
*JIZZED MY PANTS*
Did I miss any?
I’m off to St. Mattress now to go, um, worship for a few mins. Alone…Sigh…