Rob MIA from Eclipse International Press. Why? He’s got a GREAT reason!

Don't worry about me guys, too busy stuck in this doorway to head to other countries

Dear Rob,

So either you got hella lucky by scheduling a film during Eclipse press time or you have Summit by the balls because you haven’t had to leave my fair city of Los Angeles to travel the world and schlock Eclipse like Taylor and Kristen have. And they can’t give the New Moon excuse of you being more of a peripheral character so you’re not as integral to the press for the movie cause Edward is all up in this one, like a Twihard at a 100 Monkeys show or an LOD-er at a Britpack show, or Ascot Phil in Bobby Long’s biizzzznnnaaaassss. You get the picture.

So I’m gonna go with the latter. You tell Summit how high you want to jump and they say ‘that’s perfect Rob! We’ll send over a fruit basket and keg to your undisclosed location in the woods/hotel/car park of In-N-Out.” Well, work it dude cause the more you stay here in LA the more that gives me opportunities to “run into you” and also it saves me a TON of time because now I don’t have to watch interviewers from Germany awkwardly ask you about your alleged relationship with Kristen and you don’t have to spin it into a story about body odor or male pregnancy. THANK YOU! I truly owe you a lot for this.

I now have a lot more time to pour over the hours of Stephenie Meyer interview tapes or try to figure out how to hack into your parents GPS system so it routes them right to my front door. They’ll have a lot of fun, trust me. I have a bbq grill and enough scrapbooking crap to last 10 lifetimes, what more could a Mom and Dad want?

Who knows what you’re up to cause if you’re not with me or in my presence I don’t want to think about it, cause having you within the same city limits as me and not knowing where you’re at is maddening. Really, what could you be doing? You haven’t been seen anywhere, shooting anything, doing anyone… that is until today when this picture surfaced from a new photoshoot…

If THIS is what you’ve been up to instead of heading off to foreign lands than NEVER LEAVE AGAIN! PLAY ON SIR… PLAY ON!!!!!!

If you haven’t already made this your new computer desktop wallpaper than now is the time… don’t worry, I’ll wait.

Off to find this dried up patch of land with a brooding Rob in it! Peace out bitches!

So what’s Rob been up to since we last saw him at Leno? Besides stalking UC and me at the SMeyer interview… How quick did this become your new wallpaper? Why do you think he’s not traipsing the world promoting Eclipse?

New hottness photo from Robert Pattinson Life

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95 Responses to “Rob MIA from Eclipse International Press. Why? He’s got a GREAT reason!”

  1. Jess says:

    So friggin’ hot.

  2. Jayde says:

    I’m going to the shops tomorrow to buy TV Week so I can have that hotness on my wall.
    Hell, I may even buy two!

  3. eloise says:

    I am dying to save that as my wallpaper. MUST RESIST. I need to come up with the perfect excuse for the hubs. I am thinking something along the lines of “My right click button was acting up so I just saved something to my desktop to see if I could figure out what was causing it…” I can see him rolling his eyes already.

  4. Shleeeigh says:

    “Who knows what you’re up to cause if you’re not with me or in my presence I don’t want to think about it, cause having you within the same city limits as me and not knowing where you’re at is maddening.”

    This is always my issue when I know Rob is in London drinking in the same pubs I do. IT. DRIVES. ME. TO. DISTRACTION.

    • It was maddening for me (and he was here for 24h) to know where he was hour by hour (what? that’s normal I just accidently asked some people some innocent questions) and restrain myself not to show up and spare me what could have been the embarrassment of my life. I still thank my friends for getting me drunk that night.
      Of course if there was any chance of drunk Rob Nick&PR-less, those pubs would be my house.

      • mountainlion says:

        Didn’t you almost write a bribe letter to a concierge in Paris? I have some vague memory of that brilliance…


  5. melronin says:

    Dear Rob

    Since you know (I am sure of it) I was out of town!
    No internetaccess what so ever…since this morning, when I, unsuspissious of what would hit me…checked on YOU (ofcourse)…
    Baby…so THAT’S what you were doing!!! Duuurtyyy playyyyyaaaa!!!
    Me is dead!!!
    Have your new face as an avi (as you can see) and that
    strawlyingaroundwaitingforyou…look of yours… stuck in my brain…
    Have no words honey…no words!!!Keep doing what you are doing….best!

    Am breathless

    PS I absolutely am not capable of having any sort of fun any more (Athens is full of dumpsters and it ruined me…
    seriously)…unless it is with you!

    • robgirl86 says:

      hahahah….dumpsters in every big city have been “upgraded” somehow…they are the new “place to be/do/look at” or so..IMPRESSIVE!!!

      • melronin says:

        These dumpsters almost killed me! they put them there on porpuse…just to tease me!

        • mountainlion says:

          Mel and RG,

          Dumpsters are new places to “look and be” impressive?

          Athens is full of dumpsters and it ruined you?


          • melronin says:

            Absolutely honey!!! I could not concentrate on the other
            ruines like I should have…omg…like the Acropolis…
            could think only of dumpsters….and Rob! 😀

  6. NotWutheringHeights says:

    Is it just me? That hair is just not doing it for me.


    • undecidedsten says:

      i know it took a bit of getting used too when he buzzed of the sex hair but he’s hot either way

  7. natashadushi says:

    Lick and save on my (office) computer under “important miscellanous” map. That’s all……

  8. “Edward is all up in this one, like a Twihard at a 100 Monkeys show or an LOD-er at a Britpack show”. hahahaha! We unfortunately (insert sarcastic font) don’t have the LOD but there are some (crazies!) passionate girls who travel to see them. What can I say? It’s a show of its own.

    ANd I’m sorry but that WFE is a real cockblocker for the interviews and word vomit. I just hope that Rob, in his generosity, thought of something to do in the week-ends for us, just to make up for all the press waste.

    • misty says:

      pssst what is a LODer?

    • Susiecueablelovesrob says:

      Well, tonight I’m actually a little bit sad, whereas you Moon might be happy Rob’s in LA, Taylor and Kristen is in Stockholm right now and I’m sooooo sad Rob is not with them. I would’ve loved having the opportunity to lay my eyes on the pretty (for once) and to have listened to his sweet voice!!!!! I guess the new pics will have to do for now! I hope ONE day though I might bump into Rob somehow! Untill that day I’ll keep dreaming!

      Dear Rob,
      I’m sorry, but we missed you tonight! Please come to Sweden. I promise we’ll take good care of you and show you some sweet Swedish hospitality!!

      Love, me

    • melronin says:

      Che…I desperately need to find a f*ing good excuse
      for these pics…hanging around my computer…
      OMG OMG OMG………
      How hotter can this man get??? OMG!!!!

      • robsfuturemate says:

        Thanks Che! So awesome, I almost love the first one more. It says “hey, I’v got a hammock over here that I’m dying to try out with you.”

        Love the new hair!!!

    • undedidedsten says:

      i think hammocks are now up there with corn lobster and coronas.

    • Obava says:

      Technotard that I am, I accidentally made the 1st photo bigger whilst trying to view it, and it zoomed right in on Rob’s crotch. hehehe!

      • haha your computer knows you well..I’ve lost count of the number of times my EYES, not my computer, focused on his crotch.

      • Aleisha says:

        Yummmmm… Rob crotch. I’d take it — even as sweaty, smelly, and untamed as you know that thing HAS to be.

        • mountainlion says:

          I can’t say…I haven’t given much thought to the condition of his crotch….ahahahahahahah


        • Aro says:

          Oh dear. Sweaty and smelly no thanks, but as for untamed well…we got a glimpse in Little Ashes and, things were quite…groomed (oh no, I haven’t stared until my eyes burst right out of my head. Not at all…).

          Course that could have been like his Twilight eyebrows (Twibrows?) i.e,. just for the role. Maybe things aren’t always that…tended to.

          I can’t believe I just took the time to write this. Out loud. In front of everybody and everything.

          I am gonna go stare at that picture again though cause yeah; it hurts me, in really really wonderful ways.

          • undecidedsten says:

            it’s ok you were just brave enought to type what some of the rest of us were thinking!!!

          • Aro says:

            @ undecidesten, ah screw it, since we’ve (notice how I’ve said “we’ve” and dragged everybody else down (snort, ‘down) with me?). Cause I’ve thought long and hard (twss) about this. For instance:

            -His hair was dyed black for that role. And further enlarging the picture x9000 inspection reveals that um, well…was there discussion about curtains/drapes matching you know, for realism’s sake, or was that just…natural? I’m going to hell.

            -So like, there was, er, tuckage *grimace* required for that scene. Now, it seems to me, one could not exactly walk to the set in that state. So did he have to, er, “arrange” his bits and pieces right before the scene, on the set, in front of God and man and crew and camera dudes watching? If so, bb is brave. Or did he walk to set with stuff, “prearranged” (ouch)? And how’d he figure out how to do that? Can you Google it?

            Please tell me my debauched brain isn’t the only one that’s pondered such things. come on sisters in the sickness struggle, I need support :-/.

          • undecidedsten says:

            @Aro (do marcus and caius ever read ltr ha ha ha ok i’ll stop now)

            anyway i have never acutally seen LA (i know 2 fan fails in one day i’m as bad as that fan on ellen who couldn’t pick out rob by touch!) so all i know about the tuck is what i’ve learned from our leaders uc and moon :

          • Aro says:

            Marcus and Caius rarely climb down off those thrones. They’re really boring that way. (actually Aro is really my initials — like JLo, without the money fame or ass — and is my username all over the Internets. I didn’t even realize the connection until it was too late and decided it’d make me look like an oddball. Cause really, who’s Team Aro?)

            I haven’t seen LA either. I’ll get around to it, but I figure there can’t be anything more fuckawesome than that photo in it. I mean, how much closer will we EVER get to the “promised land” than that?! I think I read from that link before, but I’ll revisit cause I’m always down (snort, down) for a good Robcrotch discussion. Who isn’t?

          • Aleisha says:

            O. M. Fucking. G. I had no idea there was… uh… his stuff in Little Ashes. I started watching it and just couldn’t take it anymore. Alas, the universe punished me for not being a dedicated enough fangirl. Even a tiny peek down there would be good. I just hope it doesn’t disappoint like his wonky nipples.

            Must add to to-do list: “watch Little Ashes again with pause button ready.”

          • Aro says:

            Why wait, this is urgent business!

            Warning, beside the…lovely revelations, it is a bit of a strange pic. The wig just kills (some of) it for me. If he’d been in his natural hair (er, on his head) glory, I would have been done died dead so long ago.


          • Aleisha says:

            Aro, you are my freakin hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you think my husband would notice if I put this in my bedside picture frame?

          • Aro says:

            Lol! Try it, see what happens. I’m just glad mine hasn’t caught me staring at it one of the many times I’ve been doing so. Like last night. Not that I’m saying I have a little staring date with that thing regularly or anything cause, you know, that’d be weird right? :-\ *clears throat and looks around*

          • robsfuturemate says:

            Aro- I know it’s late and you might not read this but here’s my take on the LA “arrangement.” In the movie it looks like he does the “tuck” right there in front of all mankind…director, cameraman, everyone. It’s really brief and hard (oh, wow…) to tell but that’s how it appears.

            LA was a little much the first viewing but then you know what’s coming so it’s actually better the 2nd time!

          • Aro says:

            @ robsfuturemate: glad I checked back in late! Thank you. And now it is my goal to view and dissect that scene oh, 8 million times. And bb is brave! *is dead*

          • robsfuturemate says:

            Your welcome Aro! It goes by really fast and I’ve tried to pause/rewind but it just didn’t seem worth it. The imagination is waaay better! Hope you can “bare” to watch the movie all the way thru- Rob does a wonderful job at an eccentric character!

    • robgirl86 says:

      my thoughts
      1) does he thinks NOTHING again? go Rob…still works
      2) this year he has decided to WIN that “competition”
      3) OMG! dudeeeeee!!!!

    • Thank you thank you thank you thank you!
      Btw, that avi of yours, I used to think that was from Little Ashes. This weekend I FINALLY watched ‘Remember Me’ (I know, #latetotheparty) and now I know.
      AND he’s got moles on his back. Rob’s beanie agrees that his moles are totes lickable…*stares off in space*

      • undecidedsten says:

        u’ve only seen RM now!!!! thats some self control you got!
        robler gives robward a serious run for his money

        (i always thought that avi was fom the fight scene in new moon!!!)

      • che says:

        oh girls of course it’s RM
        that back…moles…i was warped by those scenes.Robler changing his shirt or the sex scene or he wakes up when Ally leaves which this is from there..

      • roslynstephanieselene says:

        Ooooh! Which reminds me…
        Remember Me comes out on DVD tomorrow!
        Can’t wait for the audio commentary. 😉
        It’s def going to be HILAR! 🙂

    • MsLiss says:

      OMG! THUMP HREART DEAD…i have not seen these pics…its why i come here each day – so you gals can help keep me up to date….oh f***k! too hot.
      btw i think the short hair is WIN!

  9. kat says:

    OMG…..the Pretty is killing me. Truth.

  10. misty says:

    Dear Rob,

    That dry grass that your sitting on in this pic makes me think of romping the the hay with you….keep up the good work.

    p.s. I could forego the diarrhea-of-the-mouth interviews ANYDAY so long as your doing this….you have died me.


    • melronin says:

      I just experienced full brainblank-amnesia…whateva…

      misty…I forgot even my name!!!

      • misty says:

        HHH can do that to you…

        Doctor’s Order::

        Take 2 Rx Rob and call me in the morning, but you won’t need too…OMG I WISH!

    • niahid says:

      The stare and the position makes me want to photoshop myself on top of him. God, he’s such a tease. Wish he’d take nude pics then we can all die happily.
      Be right back, staring at those pics again

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  12. dazzledtodeath says:

    I say good for Rob. He (and his co-stars) have been worked like dogs when it comes to promotion. I’m glad Rob is moving to break out of Edward and is choosing eclectic roles. He might have more choice in what he does now b/c of BD-Summit wanted him for BD-he probably had more power to negotiate and work in other films in between shooting it. They’re not going to fire like they did Rachelle.

    I’m more excited to see BA and WFE than BD. I’ve read it and didn’t like it (exc. for the honeymoon) and I want to see Rob in other roles.

    • roslynstephanieselene says:

      Totes agree w/you!
      Eclipse and BD are too clean for me(ie fade to black and Edward cockblocking)
      But Bel-Ami and WFE are gonna kill us! LOL

      Dear Ron(Ron is more likely to agree w/me than Rob),
      Please be a diva and ask to ONLY film movies w/your crack in it.
      RoslynStephanieSelene & agree-ers(<—?)

  13. niahid says:

    Um, the new photoshoot.

  14. robsfuturemate says:

    Dear Moon,
    Every day you make me love you even more. Let me count the ways.
    1. You’re an LA girl (the OC is a jaunt away)
    2. You quote DC Talk
    3. You are hilarious
    and now 4. You have a ton of scrapbooking stuff.
    and of course 5. You love Rob and give me wonderful pics like this!!!


  15. Wait, I just checked Robsessed last night before going to bed (cause that’s normal, don’t judge) and this picture wasn’t there! I missed out on new Robp0rn because I was at school? School S-U-C-K-S!

    I applaud to anyone who is brave enough to put that up as their background. I would too, but something tells me I’m going to be made fun of for that. Sorry Rob, but you’re always on my iPod’s background, so that’s something, no?

  16. Mrs. P says:

    THANK GOD they just told him to lay down in the field instead of making him hang from a tire swing…
    And whoever is behind the new “sleeve rollup” that he is sporting as of late needs to be thanked personally. It totally trumps the t-shirt side knot ;-).

  17. robgirl86 says:

    leaning in a doorway never looked HOTTER
    how do you do that?

    P.S. where are your laces again….mhmmmm????

    • melronin says:

      RG…I stole them!!! 😀
      and…is there a hotter word for HOTTER maybe?
      OMG…and what is he looking at????
      His shoelaces???

  18. Stacey says:

    That picture is… wow… so pretty.

    Would it be bad if I replaced the picture of my kids on my cellphone with that one? Yeah, it probably would. I’m still tempted though!

  19. Robjunkie says:

    LMAO. You are bringing the lulz today Moon.

    That new photoshoot pic should come with a surgeon general warning. For serious.

    I’ve been catching up on True Blood (love that show!) and I can’t get the theme song out of my head. And this pic, this pic makes me wanna do bad things to you Robert.

  20. j9necessary says:

    How in the hell can that man get any more HOT…..sigh……?

    • che says:

      yes this is the question that so many(women) scientist are looking for a proper answer
      and the question dosen’t contain just ‘that man’
      also ‘a man’

      • j9necessary says:

        Some men get better looking as they age….. All I can say is when it comes to Rob….girls…. we are in trouble….big time!

  21. Janetrigs says:

    I love any post that features two of my favorite things other than Ron.

    YES, Ascot Phil and the LOD.

  22. mountainlion says:

    Dear Rob,

    Love your “positions” in both photos…


  23. Cath says:

    Rob’s totally talking Polish to Rosie all the time!!! That’s why he isn’t coming!

    ”Come on sweety, lift that elegant leg of yours.’

    Much more fun than dressing up and being jetlagged! Normal! 😉

  24. southernbelle says:

    I am incoherent, I blame it all on Rob. I’ve been drooling over his his pictures all day! I especially love the one of him reclining on the hammock! Gahh, I so want to jump his bones!!!! No more decorum here. None whatsoever.

    I swear Rob, everyday you are just getting better and better! You are so killing me softly here! UNF.

  25. danisu says:

    uhhh this photoshoot deserves a “guhhhhh”. i’d like to know when and where this was done. and, by whom it was shot.

  26. Rob4Deb says:

    As of now hammock rob is my desk top!
    Have hammocks ever been sexier????

    If this is what you get up to instead of staying in random hotels around the world with the mullephant then please do more of it.

  27. Sudie says:

    This is my first time posting here but I have been reading and LMAO at you ladies for a long time. At the end of my day I know I can come to this site and get a good laugh while obsessing over Rob. You guys crack me up. Some of you should be writers for the talk shows – your one liners are great.

    Moon, I love your letters and btw you are a really good-looking girl. Loved the pics with Papa Pattinson!

  28. robsfuturemate says:

    New favorite name “hammock rob”!!

  29. DPattz says:

    Were can I get Tv week. ?
    I want it , baaaaaaaaddddddd.

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