Oh so thankful for Rob

Dear Rob,

By now you know us Americans love our Thanksgiving and we’ve told you all about how we stuff ourselves and sit around the table talking about what we’re thankful for, all in the name of the Pilgrims and the Native Americans coming together for a feast. So since you already know that stuff lets do my favorite part of Thanksgiving the eating sharing what we’re thankful for… (the day after)

Jumping Rob
By making history’s most awkward, goofy, hilarious jump into the waters off Brasil you single handedly saved what was about to be the dullest autumn in the Twidom. And we’re especially thankful for FuckYeaJumpingRob for keeping the funnies coming.

I mean seriously we could go on and on with these…

TV Week Photoshoot

You girls are crrraaayyy craaayy

Who in the world knows what TV Week is but who in the world cares? Can I get an amen? Cause they brought us these and for that we are THANKFUL. Amen and Amen!

Other Movies

It’s good to be reminded that you’re NOT Edward Cullen… you’re also Cedric Diggory and Daniel Gale and Tyler Hawkins and now Jacob Jankowski and we’re glad. We’re thankful we can tell friends that you’re an actor beyond Twilight and you’re pretty good at it.

Our Rob Suppliers
Robsessed, Biel, Twifans and Will and his NMM, Eclipse Movie and BDMovie sites/empire because they ALWAYS always have what we’re looking for and are the best

But mostly thankful for our fellow LTR girls who keep us on our toes and keep bringing the laughs in the comments and their letters. We would be stuck on AIM and GChat if it wasn’t for them.

Happy Thanksgiving and have a wonderful weekend!
Moon and UC

Share what Rob stuff you’re thankful for in the comments!!

Oh- Groupon (yes, we’re talking about them again. as you can tell we LOVE them!) has a Secret Shopper Page that you can only access by clicking this special LTR link. I don’t know what the special deals are but I think they’re only available through Monday (or are different every day until Monday!) It’s a secret. Shhhh
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Rob, seriously?

Dear Rob,

Are you gonna make me beg again? We haven’t seen you anywhere, no sightings, no videos, no awkward drive thru scenarios, no underwear buying, no nothing! All we have are some rumors about you riding a bike around Baton Rouge and learning to sail a boat…..zzzzzzzz… OH Sorry dear, I fell asleep there for a second I was so bored.

I know I’ve begged for you to come around before and I’ve begged for you to go away but I don’t care! You need to show your face. UC and I need something to talk about besides what our college friends are up to on Facebook or how I need to visit her on the east coast (I KNOW!). So PLEASE Rob, come out, come out wherever you are!!!

Since we’re at a complete lose for anything to yak about how about we just remember all my favorite things about you?

You, as Daniel Gale in the Bad Mother’s Handbook. Of course the rainbow sweater is classic but this scene is about as amazing as your O face here.

this.

That nasty shower in Remember Me. Can I join you?

Whenever I’m missing “Old Rob” or want to laugh I head straight for the “Best of Robert Pattinson” videos on Youtube. That and a stiff drink and then everythings good.

you and Tom hanging out with that hot piece, Andrew Garfield last year. Sure, you’re all pretty haggard looking here but it’s the potential of what could be. You should all hang out more often. Like EVERY DAY. Please.

OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyy (thud)

This thing that someone made of all your faces from the Taft video thingy.

My favorite favorite favoritest part of Remember Me

aaaannnnddd from the ALWAYS awesome PetitBiel one of her rad videos…

This makes me smile.

So that’s where we’re at Rob. I’m posting old stuff that I like about you. Please go to KFC or a Crawfish Boil or get drunk in NOLA and declare an early Mardi Gras as you flash your man nips while Kellan throws some beads at you, ya know, whatever just do something!

Your faithful blogger,
Themoonisdown

What is your favorite Rob? Have a picture or video we should see? Post them in the comments and let’s commiserate together until Rob comes back.

Sources: Robsessed, Youtube, PattinsonLife, We Heart It, the annals of my hard drive, my fantasies.

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Rob MIA from Eclipse International Press. Why? He’s got a GREAT reason!

Don't worry about me guys, too busy stuck in this doorway to head to other countries

Dear Rob,

So either you got hella lucky by scheduling a film during Eclipse press time or you have Summit by the balls because you haven’t had to leave my fair city of Los Angeles to travel the world and schlock Eclipse like Taylor and Kristen have. And they can’t give the New Moon excuse of you being more of a peripheral character so you’re not as integral to the press for the movie cause Edward is all up in this one, like a Twihard at a 100 Monkeys show or an LOD-er at a Britpack show, or Ascot Phil in Bobby Long’s biizzzznnnaaaassss. You get the picture.

So I’m gonna go with the latter. You tell Summit how high you want to jump and they say ‘that’s perfect Rob! We’ll send over a fruit basket and keg to your undisclosed location in the woods/hotel/car park of In-N-Out.” Well, work it dude cause the more you stay here in LA the more that gives me opportunities to “run into you” and also it saves me a TON of time because now I don’t have to watch interviewers from Germany awkwardly ask you about your alleged relationship with Kristen and you don’t have to spin it into a story about body odor or male pregnancy. THANK YOU! I truly owe you a lot for this.

I now have a lot more time to pour over the hours of Stephenie Meyer interview tapes or try to figure out how to hack into your parents GPS system so it routes them right to my front door. They’ll have a lot of fun, trust me. I have a bbq grill and enough scrapbooking crap to last 10 lifetimes, what more could a Mom and Dad want?

Who knows what you’re up to cause if you’re not with me or in my presence I don’t want to think about it, cause having you within the same city limits as me and not knowing where you’re at is maddening. Really, what could you be doing? You haven’t been seen anywhere, shooting anything, doing anyone… that is until today when this picture surfaced from a new photoshoot…

If THIS is what you’ve been up to instead of heading off to foreign lands than NEVER LEAVE AGAIN! PLAY ON SIR… PLAY ON!!!!!!

If you haven’t already made this your new computer desktop wallpaper than now is the time… don’t worry, I’ll wait.

Off to find this dried up patch of land with a brooding Rob in it! Peace out bitches!
Themoonisdown

So what’s Rob been up to since we last saw him at Leno? Besides stalking UC and me at the SMeyer interview… How quick did this become your new wallpaper? Why do you think he’s not traipsing the world promoting Eclipse?

New hottness photo from Robert Pattinson Life

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