Reasons I love Rob on Valentine’s Day

Dearest Rob,

Happy Valentine’s Day. I hope that Bill Condon gives you the day off today so you can spend time with the one you love. Yes- I’m talking about cutting our hearts from red construction paper & throwing the all over the bear skin rug. I’m talking about drinking the Heineken out of Champagne glasses instead of straight from the bottle. I’m even suggesting maybe sprinkling a little loose Parmesan cheese over your hot pockets & eating it on a plate instead of straight from the cardboard sleeve. Maybe you can even put up twinkle lights in your hot pocket fort. Get in the holiday spirit.

But since it’s Valentine’s Day that means I should probably spend the day thinking about all the reasons why I love YOU! (Well, after I finish my present for Mr. Choice- I’m cutting out paper hearts to sprinkle over our Tiger-skin rug. We’re a cat family over here) So without further ado, here are the top 10 reasons I love you on Valentine’s Day:

10. I love that you make white trash look red hot:

9. I love that you make smoking look so sexy

(not to mention how hot you look snuggling up w/ a blanket in cropped pants- which would look gay on any other guy)

8. I love that this is you walking out & about on a random Monday is the hottest thing ever (see any picture of Rob walking out on a random Monday)

7. And then you can look like this mere moments later (well, months later, but you know what I’m saying)

6. I love that you being photo-shopped into some random scenario is so freakin’ hot

(wait.. this IS photoshopped right?)

5. And then in other photo-shop scenarios, you look so funny it makes me laugh for days on end:

(speaking of funny pictures… let Jumping Rob take you to the rest of the Valentine’s day list!) Continue…

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And the winners are…

Dear LTT/LTR Gals (and lost dudes)-

You all are the most creative, talented, generous and awesome-est people we know! UC and I have been blown away by the entries to our lil Twi-alentine’s contest. When we had the idea originally we had no clue what people would enter, if anything! But now all we can say is “WOW” because you all did NOT disappoint. After the contest closed UC and I met at Rob’s place behind closed doors  and had a jello wrestling match super top secret meeting to decide the winners. It was a tough job but someone had to do it!  So without further adieu the WINNERS!!!!!

Poems – write us your best “Roses are red…” Twilight related poem

01 all Twilight series characters
Winner:  Paige and Christina

Poem from KStew to her weed
Roses are red,
you are my green.
When I don’t smoke you,
I get bitchy and mean.

In the morning,
when I wake.
I fill my bowl,
and a hit I take.
Oregano and I sit,
on the steps outside.
We smoke until,
we are flying high.

I love you like,
girls love RPattz.
And even a little more,
than my own cats.

People tell me that,
I really should stop.
When they say this,
I tell them to stfu !

02 Rob
Winner: FutureMrsP

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Everyone at letters to Rob
Wants to spend V-day with you
We will leave our husbands
And our children too
Just to spend one night with you
It’s really not a lot to ask
We will make worth your while
Trying out new things
That is guaranteed to make you smile
So whether you want naughty, nice
Or even lots of spice
We promise to make it
The best day of your life

03. Misc. (Stephenie, Forks, fangirls, whatever your heart desires)
Winner: Melissa

Of course it wasn’t a roofie
that I slipped into your drink…
You’re right it’s getting hot in here,
too hot for that flannel, dont ya think?

While you’re at it lose the beanie
and I’ll help you with those shoes..
Put on your fave Morrissey album
and I’ll get you some more booze.

Better take off those dirty jeans,
& oh, those boxers are the bomb!
Yeah I’ll undo those handcuffs, Rob,
first just let me phone my Mom..

Hey while I’m at it let me log on..
Oh, Spunk Ransom, you’re the best!
Gotta check ‘Letters to Rob’
and send this into the contest!

(moon note: you had me at Morrissey!)

Cards – design a Twi-alentine Day’s card. It can be digital, photoshop, scrap, stamped, whatever you want.

01 all Twilight characters(bella to edward, you to jacob, whatever)
Winner: Julie @starsfallcreations
Bella and Edward

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02 Rob
Winner: Amber @atheinert.etsy.com

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03. Misc. (skies the limit, anything Twilight related)
Winner: Rhojo
Volturi and Rob

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Rad, aren’t they!? Now let’s give all the winners and entrants a HUGE round of applause! Seriously there were so many great entries it was a very difficult decision… so much so that next week we’re going to feature “The Best of the Rest!” and show off everyone’s creativity.

To the winners: we will use a random picker thingy (technical name) on the interwebs to choose which awesome prize you’ll receive and we will contact you via email to set up prize delivery! Go check out a sample of the SUPER DEE DOOPER prizes that have been donated!

Congratulations winners!
Themoonisdown & Unintendedchoice

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Twi-alentine's Day Contest Prizes!

Dearest LTR/LTT readers-

And you thought you weren’t going to enter our totally rad Twi-alentine’s Day contest?! Not after you see the amazing prizes we’ve rustled up!

You know we have the cutest, smartest, most talented and most creative readers here at LTR and LTT, and some of them have been so kind to offer up some of their amazing handiwork for our little contest to reward YOUR creativity! Feast your eyes on the beautiful, funny and MUST HAVE prizes for the winners…

A stunning stamped silver jewelry piece from the talented Jen @ Shinebeads (her Etsy store) WANT! Talk about classy Twilight inspired jewelry!

Edward and Bella keychain inscribed with Edward’s note to Bella “Be Safe.” Perfect for all those lead foots and/or Cullen family members! Made by Wendy @ Couple More Hours/ Wendy’s Etsy Hey, Twi-merch folks, are you taking notes?

From the very sassy Sass: a Cullen Family crest shirt to add to your smashin’ fashion! Aaaaand an Edward action figure for all your “Ming” reading needs! What more do you need in your life? Now you can send us Where in the world is YOUR Edward! (and Sass we perused the ENTIRE world wide web to try to find if you had a blog or website we could send your fans too- All we found was a campaign contribution from 2004 (we are awesome stalkers). Let us know if you have a blog addy!)

The “Teeny Bopper” care package courtesy of us LTT/LTR girls! An “M” magazine complete with post-it note comments from me (moon), Twilight trading cards, Twilight buttons, Lisa Frank UNICORN stationary to write you very own Letters on and an Edward/Rob journal to write all your deepest darkest Rob related secrets! Seriously, wait till you see the posters in this mag! HA!

All this and MORE!!!!

Wow, I wish I could win! I’m gonna have to put some orders in with these talented girls because these make perfect gifts for all the Twilight gals in my life ME!

It’s not too late to enter!!! We’ll be accepting submissions up till Thursday, February 12th at 6PM PST. Now get to creating!

Read more info about our Twialentine’s Day contest!

HUGE HUGE HUGE thanks and gratitude and awe for all the wonderful gals who donated and created something special for YOU folks here at LTR and LTT. Give them a e-round of applause!

Get creative,
Themoonisdown

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Creativity is Love – Twi-alentine's Day Contest!

Dearest LTT/LTR reader-

Ed’s eyes are gold
Emmett is strong
Write a cute poem
and win Kristen’s bong

Ok, so yours is going to be much much better than mine, but you get the idea! We’re hosting a Twi-alentine’s Day contest! And in the spirit of Bella we want to see your best HOMEMADE Valentine poems and cards! So there are two ways enter this…

01. Poem – just like the one I wrote above, write us your best “Roses are red…” Twilight related poem. The catagories for poems include:

– all Twilight series characters (Edward, Bella, Eric Yorkie, whoever)
– Rob (we do run LTR after all)
– Misc. (Stephenie, Forks, fangirls, whatever your heart desires)

02. Cards – design a Twi-alentine Day’s card. It can be digital, photoshop, scrap, stamped, whatever you want. Upload a copy of it and send us a link to your creation. Catagories for card designs include:

– all Twilight characters (bella to edward, you to jacob, whatever)
– Rob (duh)
– Misc. (skies the limit, anything Twilight related)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get creative
and this could be you…

Feel the love!

The deets: you have till Thursday, February 12th at 6PST to email us (make sure the subject line is “Twi-alentine’s Contest!) your very best Twi-alentine’s! UnintendedChoice and I will then burn the midnight oil deliberating (or mud wrestling) over who will win in each catagory. And guess what! This time we’re going to have ACTUAL prizes… REAL not fake orgies! UC and I will be figuring those out in the next few days and announce them here but they’ll be GOOD, trust! And to that end, if you’ve got Twilight related stuff you wanna donate to the cause, we’re looking for additional prizes. We will sing your praises and pimp any sites you have if you donate. email us!

Now time to get creative!

<3
Moon and UC

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