Reasons I love Rob on Valentine’s Day
Dearest Rob,
Happy Valentine’s Day. I hope that Bill Condon gives you the day off today so you can spend time with the one you love. Yes- I’m talking about cutting our hearts from red construction paper & throwing the all over the bear skin rug. I’m talking about drinking the Heineken out of Champagne glasses instead of straight from the bottle. I’m even suggesting maybe sprinkling a little loose Parmesan cheese over your hot pockets & eating it on a plate instead of straight from the cardboard sleeve. Maybe you can even put up twinkle lights in your hot pocket fort. Get in the holiday spirit.
But since it’s Valentine’s Day that means I should probably spend the day thinking about all the reasons why I love YOU! (Well, after I finish my present for Mr. Choice- I’m cutting out paper hearts to sprinkle over our Tiger-skin rug. We’re a cat family over here) So without further ado, here are the top 10 reasons I love you on Valentine’s Day:
10. I love that you make white trash look red hot:
9. I love that you make smoking look so sexy
(not to mention how hot you look snuggling up w/ a blanket in cropped pants- which would look gay on any other guy)
8. I love that this is you walking out & about on a random Monday is the hottest thing ever (see any picture of Rob walking out on a random Monday)
7. And then you can look like this mere moments later (well, months later, but you know what I’m saying)
6. I love that you being photo-shopped into some random scenario is so freakin’ hot
5. And then in other photo-shop scenarios, you look so funny it makes me laugh for days on end:
(speaking of funny pictures… let Jumping Rob take you to the rest of the Valentine’s day list!) Continue…
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