Rob goes to Texas, watches “the game,” meets some Tech girls and Lubbock fails to get it on video

Dear Rob,

Now that you’re not filming anything, I guess you decided to hit the road and see this country we call home. It’s definitely the best way to see it. Just last night you turned up in Texas and there was photographic evidence

so of course what else did we do? We broke that ish down…

I expect one of these Rob!

Moon: sooo rob is on some sort of roadtrip he’s now been seen in two places
UC: a joke roadtrip? did I read he went to LUBBOCK? as in TEXAS?
Moon: 1st he was seen in Santa Fe, New Mexico eating dinner and then LUBBOCK! Yes, lubbock as in home to the red raiders out in BFE west texas
UC: you know what I think? I think the paparazzi in these cities PAID him big money to show up- they want to start a little “scene” and who better to kick it off!? he was paid in belt buckles and BBQ. Jordan the unicorn is from Lubbock. Dang…. we should get him on Rob Stalking patrol also this east coast girl has no idea who the red raiders are
Moon: i did!  i tweeted him last night. I told Jordan (our very first male commenter from WAY back in the day) the LTR Bat Signal was shining in the sky over his city and he needed to get to work!  And he got out of bed! What a trooper and a unicorn for us!
UC: hahahaha YES! amazing! can you imagine? I mean… imagine for a second you don’t live in LA…. imagine you’re me just minding your own business going out on a Monday night to grab a drink with some pals  and in walks Rob pattinson. In your neighborhood bar of COURSE

What I imagine Jordan driving around Lubbock in

Moon: Jordan the Unicorn tells us that the place was on lockdown and that there was even a group of girls waiting outside a hotel that Jordan supposed would be where they’d stay.
UC: wow…… word spreads fast in Lubbocks the town crier got paid last night
Moon: jordan said the bar is pretty much across the street from campus!
UC: college girlls!! holllaa!
Moon: no one ever said the britpack were geniuses

Follow the cut for karaoke, smoking, Tech girls and more

The one where Rob gets really American

So that's what a "touchdown" is? I thought it was a euphamism for copping a feel

UC: Rob’s watching “the game” (to the left) what game? I don’t know he doesnt’ either but it’s what American guys do.. and he’s blending in. later he’s playing darts & trying to find a girl to feel up in the bar bathroom like seriously? Rob just sitting all alone… at a table in “Bud’s bar” he’s there b/c they serve microwavable snacks
Moon: hahaha theyre totally drinking coors! you know some burly texan bartender beat their asses when they asked for the sissy hoegaarden shit
UC: miller high life is as classy as it gets in Lubbock. Bottles nothing on draft but the cheesesticks taste mighty delicious warmed up in the micro
UC: sometimes you get one and it’s still a little frozen inside- but after a swallow of the high life it’s all good

The one where we know why they really went to Texas

puff puff

Moon: oh i know why theyre going to texas! you can still smoke inside restaurants and stuff!
UC: Rob drove all the way to west Texas.. just to smoke while he drank
Moon: he was tired of this la hippie clean air crap
UC: right- they drove ALL the way to West Texas so they could smoke while they drank and watch “the game” doesn’t matter which game Rob asked them to put on “the game” and they did he feels really American now out on Labor Day. Watching “the game” drinking miller high life. Smoking in a bar might as well pin an american flag on him (photoshop oppotunity) he’s All-American

The one where we get ready for hate mail from Lubbock residents

Paradise City by Guns n Roses or End of the Road by Boyz II Men?

Moon: in that last picture thats the karaoke catalog since it was reported one of the friends sang some karaoke. PS Lubbock Girls, get your shit together and tell us the names of the friends. this is why we have to have unicorn jordan on the scene. Poor guy has to get out of bed because yall can’t do your job, right! Jordan could have told us if it was bram sadley or tomstu singing meatloaf’s “it’s all coming back to me now” but you girls can’t?! Amateur hour!
UC: dear Lord please tell me one of those co-eds got that on video! Lubbock do you not realize what a GIFT you were given last night!? British boys exploring America’s finest. Singing Power ballads from the 80s! Give us the GOODS
Moon: seriously women of lubbock must we rely on your ONE unicorn for everything?! these were college students too! we should have had this video 2 minutes AFTER it happened and by now we should have been watching the fanvideo where someone cut in pictures of tom staring at rob longingly. this is NOT acceptable!
Moon: Santa Fe, I’ll  give a pass. it’s all hippies and turquoise jewelry and the knee high moccasins i bought 2 summers ago, not crazy college girls. but a bar across the street from TEXAS TECH?! COME ON GIRLS!
UC: UGH not acceptable. Woman of Lubbock, TX: FAIL!

The one where we offend more people

Obviously way into cars n stuff

UC: You know what it probably is? It’s a “tech” school. All the girls like cars & stuff…. and not boys… that’s the only acceptable explanation they didn’t know what a gem they had right there in Bud’s Bar
Moon: i think the girls at tech must be TEAM JACOB. that’s the only explanation for this gross negligence on behalf of the fandom
UC: yep- they like him b/c he works on cars just like they do (cue hate mail from texas tech females)
Moon: they were too busy worrying about taylor winning his lawsuit against the trailer company
UC: Cause that’s a trailer and that’s close to a car
Moon: they were too busy counting  taylors abs by memory to worry about a couple fey brits in a rental pt loser cruiser pulling into their town. Clearly.

MMMmmm who wants to eat?

Moon: oh and the bar is called… get this… CRICKETS. cause you want to eat or drink at a place named after a dirty bug
UC: Rob does. Do they sell them covered in chocolate?
Moon: hopefully so where do we think they’re going? unless they really just love west texas
UC: Mexico? Vigilantes? Want to help stop the murders? with their Brit Folk angst?
Moon: austin city limits fest isnt unti the end of this month. and even though texas is huge it wont take THAT long. voodoo fest in NOLA isn’t till the end of OCT so thats out
UC: Cricket eating contest?
The one where Rob wants to see America

Doesn't get much more Texas than this!

Moon: do you think they’re just huge Friday Night Lights fans and wanted to make a pilgrimage to see what high school football is all about in texas?
UC: yes… although…. the timing is suspicious. Venturing out on a cross- country tour on Labor Day? I feel like they learned the lyrics to America the Beautiful and really wanted to experience for themselves what the song was about
Moon: fall football season is starting
UC: next stop- Philadephia to see the Liberty Bell- call me Rob. And stay away from the Duck Boats
Moon: ohhh are they going to nashville? cause sam loves it there and lives there now right?
UC: yes- that is another GREAT possibility. Rob saw it for a minute when he was filming WFE…. and he really didn’t get enough. Nicole Kidman invited him over and Taylor Swift
UC: maybe they’re headed to New Orleans to clean off ducks? from the oil spill? it’s a Good will trip!
Moon: where they turn up next is crucial in figuring the roadtrip out


Moon: do they turn south and head for padre island hoping for an early spring break, or north to drive to nashville to swap taylor stories with taylor swift
UC: so many good options. I for one am hoping for the Padre Island decision- watching the video of Sam doing shots off Rob’s belly would be priceless and 10 bucks says Tom gets drunk & gets his belly button pierced
Moon: then they all head to the shady tattoo shop next to the bar and get matching tramp stamp tattoos that say “bros b4 hoes” mispelled and everything. cause it’s early spring break
UC: I hope someone watches over TomStu carefully…. out of the 3 of them he’s most likely to get rufied
Moon: hand OVER the rim and take it to the bathroom with you, tom!
UC: you said rim.

So I heard about this thing called "Football" You girls know anything about it?

So seriously Rob, where are you headed to? If you say New Orleans and the Stew we’ll all barf. So I really hope it’s something like Spring/Fall Break at Padre with the boys or a tour of the Friday Night Lights set in Austin. But I assume we’ll find out within the week what you’re up to. Otherwise if you decide to stay in Lubbock, poor Jordan will have to be our on location reporter indefinitely. Poor Jordan.

Go Raiders

PS Tech girls and Lubbock, we love you. I swear. In fact I have family from the area, but NO video?! Tsk Tsk. We will forgive if you cough up the names of the songs they karaoke-ed and who did shots with Sam at the bar.

Thanks: Video from Spunk Ransom, Pictures from the girls who took them, Jordan for being awesome

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108 Responses to “Rob goes to Texas, watches “the game,” meets some Tech girls and Lubbock fails to get it on video”

  1. Rob's flaming dashboard says:

    I just knew you would post today!
    Haha you said Rim.
    So we need Brit Pack Road Trip 2010 shirts now.

    Agree that TX ladies are letting the Robsessed down. Come on Jordan!

  2. robgirl86 says:

    Oh my , Rob and his road trip…funny breakdown girls and sooo true…….

    -I can’t believe that the girl screams “That’s Edward”, …..girl in Lubbock, where did u leave your brain ?

    – I HOPE there is a video out soon about the Tom/Sam Karoke session, would seriously pay money to watch that!

    – the girl who made the pic “with” Rob put fan “encounter pics” to a hole another level, like Rob is not conscious and her boobs are looking good= all in one pic….wow

    – free smoking and beer…..2 reasons to join that trip!

    – I’m still amazed that Rob’s trip and beer in a local pub makes it to the local news ….wow

    I think in my city he could dance nekkid on a table, he would not be mentioned in the news, BUT surely I would love to see that…and promised, I would not scream at “Edward”! 🙂

    • drsaka says:

      RG- we NEED that vid, oh please, oh please, oh please.

      • robgirl86 says:

        Drsaka, meanwhile I heard that a “fan” pulled out a hair of Rob’s forearm ………….and lost it in the crowd, isn’t that scary??? Wow, what does this people think, that he’s a wax figure or a toy to play with?

      • Mwhaha That’s why there are no videos (OMG I’m mourning) they were busy looking for the lost hair in the crowd.

        PS. placing bets: Celine Dion, Britney or Justin? Do they have any falous embarassing Texan song?

        • Oh, the mispelling. Also almost tweeted lub instead of luv to Marushka earlier. Said letters are next to each other, OK?

          • robgirl86 says:

            honey, no worries , that is like “Rob” and “Rib”, happens always and it’s both full of “lub” 🙂
            and about embarrassing stuff on Karaoke? Dunno, I think the whole Karaoke thing is sooo out and embarrassing itself, read, you have to be almost drunk, then it’s fun…I’m sure Tom chose a Lindsay Lohan song! 🙂

    • melronin says:

      Am here for just a min…having no internet sucks big time
      need to say only one thing…

      Stop playing Christopher Columbus and get your pretty ass back home! You can discover the rest of the Americas another time. Otherwise you will loose all your hair baby and not only a bit of it!!!


      PS. RG,MP,Drsaka…
      Word girls!!! Love you
      bye now :(((((((

  3. Cazza says:

    I heard he was in Austin last night. He is getting to closer to Houston, I mean it won’t be that difficult to find him in a city of 4 million people will it? Seriously though, I reckon he will bypass H-town and continue along I-10 to Louisiana.

    Moon, I’m laughing at your Santa Fe reference to turquoise jewelry, I bought a shit load of that stuff many, many years ago and haven’t worn it since.

    So over and out from Houston!


  4. Bea says:

    I think when a pack of British boys goes into a bar called Crickets and asks for “the game” they think they’re going to get that England v. Wales cricket showdown. They’re terribly disappointed when they get Texas v. Texas Tech football, but are too embarassed at their mistake to do anything but stay and eat the mozzarella sticks.
    Rob with Taylor Swift is my favorite mental image of the day. She’d decidde there was no chemistry, but would still get some glitter on his flannel. Stew would find it, get mad, tell Lautner… and nobody but Nikki Reed would be talking to Rob when BD filming starts. Hehe. Ok, that’s enough fanfic writing for me today.

    • Jamie says:

      I totally agree on that! One of the guys saw the name (not Rob, as he’s said he doesn’t really like sports) “Cricket” and said “Oh awesome, a British Bar!” so they all went in.

    • Keisha says:

      I’m all for RobSwift too! You have no idea how much I love this fake couple.

  5. Bea says:

    P.S. Did you girls ever think that the ad on your sidebar would be for Texas Tech paraphanalia from ‘Cause that’s what I’m getting today and it’s making me giggle.

  6. superhumanmoron says:

    Nashville. Yes, please. Sassysmart and I will be happy to play…tour guide.

  7. 2far2care says:

    I am a Red Raider (from, uh, a few years back) and it’s cracking me up to see everyone’s take on Lubbock (the Hub City as it’s known around them parts). and sadly enough, it’s pretty accurate. The Red Raiders have a saying: “Get your guns up”. I wonder who got Rob’s guns up that night? hmmmm….

  8. HeyyyBrother says:

    I tried googling “unicorn PT cruiser” but found nothing. Oh, except for a screen cap of Edward and his Volvo from Twilight, of course. Why wouldn’t I?

    I hope they’re on their way to see something really random and kitschy… like the world’s largest frying pan, or my college’s shovel museum (not a joke).

  9. alice_av says:

    I was about to ask my boss for vacations, until I found out that Lubbock is way farther than Dallas, damn it!! Rob go back to San Antonio, and I will drive 6 hours for youuuu!

  10. robsfuturemate says:

    LTR two days in a row!!!! It’s like manna from heaven!
    But since I’m not used to this I didn’t wake up early enough and will have to read the rest later!!

    I want to know how they were allegedly there 4 hrs before someone figured out who they were!! Srsly 3 Brits walk in and you don’t automatically think Rob Pattinson!! WTH?! But kudos to the girl and her nonchalant pic of Rob-even tho most the pic is her boobs (thanks drsaka for pointing that out!) Would love to hear Sam (I’m assuming) sing karaoke, read it was Michael Jackson!!

  11. Edible Art ? says:

    Ha ha – I also am amazed he made the local news.

    It’s hilarious tracking his progress across America let’s take bets on where he’ll end up next !

    I don’t mind not knowing the ins and out of his every move like we do when he’s in LA – so long as I get evidence of the beard and we get the occasional photo 3 days after he’s left a place that’s fine with me !!

    Personally I think he’s heading for Disneyland, Florida ! it’s where all the English flock to admittedly they usually have 8 year old in tow – still he has Tomstu !

    • Keisha says:

      Disneyworld DOES have the Harry Potter thing going on close by. He’s probably going to pick out his own wand! (or it’s laying in back seat sleeping off that rufie).

      • Rob's Flaming Dashboard says:

        BritPack does WaltDisneyWorld FTW!
        Clan Pattinson is gathering in Orlando…

        • Rob's Flaming Dashboard says:

          Replying to self to point out Harry Potter theme park is, of course, part of Universal Studios Islands of Adventure in Orlando and nothing to do with Disney. I may have got carried away thinking about Rob & Tom riding Splash Mountain (arrange those words to suit your fantasies).

      • robsfuturemate says:

        Maybe they’re checking to see if there’s a Cedric Diggory Memorial!

  12. blackgirlltwihard says:

    *officially broken down*

  13. 2far2care says:

    HISTORY LESSON: Lubbock is the birthplace of Buddy Holly. Buddy Holly and the Crickets….thus “Crickets” bar. Just FYI.

    • Rob's Flaming Dashboard says:

      Aha! #appreciation

    • The Old One says:

      There was a funny fan description of her meeting Rob in the Buddy Holly museum in Lubbock, of course I can’t find it now.

      • Rob's Flaming Dashboard says:

        It was somebody on IMDB but Twilightish have reposted and I hope it’s genuine because it sounds awesome.

        • Rob's Flaming Dashboard says:

          “Would be more exciting to meet Christoph Waltz” So yeah that totally sounds like Rob.
          Personally I am dying to meet TomStu. Future Daddy Rob is going to be delightful though.

          • hermes says:

            I met TomStu (my little cupcake) , well actually I ran into him (about a year and a half ago in Santa Monica at a bar), No Robbie in tow, just some other american and australian dudes. –TomStu is beautiful 🙂 truely. those lips, blue eyes and black hair.. (sigh) hence my obsession.– But he was smaller than me (about 5’8 ish) I’m 5’10 .. 6 feet in my heels. I wanted to pick him up and put him in my pocket 🙂 But I would have been arrested.

          • Rob's Flaming Dashboard says:

            @hermes – so envious of you! I’m 5′ 7″ so TomStu and I would look great in a photo together. Aren’t there some Canadians in the “Brit Pack” too?

      • robgirl86 says:

        Perhaps it’s just me, but I don’t believe one single word she says…

  14. MidnightCougar says:

    Hi Moon: Here’s a video some girls took outside that bar, Rob went to in Lubbock. It’s dark, but you can kind of hear what’s going on.

    Cheers: MC

    • adrienne says:

      i can’t believe someone brought cardboard Edward!

      • robgirl86 says:

        I picture Rob, drinking a beer and watching TomSam singing Karaoke, then looking at the window and seeing Cardboard Edward “dancing” there….SCARY…

    • Edible Art ? says:

      That’s hilarious – I love the police –

      “you gonna escort him”
      “dunno we’ll see how bad it gets ”

      classic Lubbock PD more work in one night than in the last 6 months put together ( unless Lubbock it the murder capital of America – It isn’t right ?? )

    • MidnightCougar says:

      Here are a few Press Quotes that I read this morning:

      “One girl even brought an Edward cut-out and plastered it up against the window, he laughed at that.”

      “Rob walked up close to the door a few times and gave a little wave.”

      “You can’t blame it all on twitter this time Rob.. it was those facebookers! In fact, according to Texas Tech’s newspaper one of them was one of their own teachers…”

      “The largest influx of young women arrived after Pattinson’s local appearance was announced via Facebook postings.”

    • roslynselene says:

      Oh God, I can’t get over the fact that they call him, ‘Edward’. In both vids(the one Uc and Moon posted and this one). Seriously…cardboard-ward was hilarious! I would never do that let alone actually own one. Bhahaha!

  15. adrienne says:

    ahhaha! “and stay away from the duck boats”!
    Obscure Philly reference ftw!

  16. Pammy says:

    Me too, me too superhuman! Please come to Nashville!! We can give him the music city “experience”!! We can take him to The Basement! Ooh la la!!:)

  17. southernbelle says:

    Oh Grizzly Rob’s back! LOL. Oh man he looks so different, but I recognize the same hotness! Not a big fan of the lumberjack look but hey it’s Rob, so fine. I’ll deal. I’m missing the jawporn though.

    That’s hilarious that they stopped at a bar that’s across the street from a college. Well I guess you can’t blame them, they’re not familiar w. the area.

    So not fair, Rob’s been going all over the US but he has to yet set food in KY! Come on now Rob! However, if you come to Louisville, be aware that you can’t smoke inside restaurants, pubs, etc here. They have a designated area outside! If you go outside of the city, you can smoke anywhere inside any building, just not in Lville.

    Rob I think your wardrobe collection is needing an uplift! Time to hit the Salvation Army or Good Will! Or say the word and I’ll send you a bunch of clothes! <3

    • robgirl86 says:

      Honey, I am all with you, lately he really wears all the time exactly the same stuff, can’t stand anymore those black converse 🙂

    • MC says:

      “I’m missing the jawporn though.”, you say! ME TOO! I hope he soon shaves, I LOVE his beautiful face & I MISS it, A LOT!

      • southernbelle says:

        Yeah he’s hiding underneath all the hair. But you know I’ll take what I can get. Anything.

        My hubby said Rob looks like Joaquin Phoenix when he has a full beard!

  18. Kendall says:

    I love y’all.

    One for making fun of Lubbock and two for including Friday Night Lights. Best show on TV and best thing about Lubbock? Seeing it in the rear view mirror. Sorry, as a Texas grad, I just can’t appreciate Lubbock.

    I’m holding out for the Brit Pack to head to Waco and a local bar called George’s where they serve fishbowls of beer called Big O’s. One can only hope…

  19. dazzledtodeath says:

    I think you’re right about the tech school girls, Rob obviously has a thing for lesbians.

    I hope this doesn’t end up in NOLA, as all the shippers assume. Or if it does, just drop off Tom and head home. Give me a reason to suffer the though the VMAs this year, Rob.

    • robgirl86 says:

      The whole trip has the only aim to bring along Tom to NOLA , he has to work, SURE, I do believe my version of facts….and that causes the next problem,who drives back? Only Sam? I’m afraid he drove already the whole trip to Austin!Although as far as I know, the highways are good for Rob’s driver skillz, straight, large and zero traffic , right?

  20. applepie says:

    I love this new blue button!

  21. lindsaylee says:

    So i totally just realized that after a year of being blocked, i do infact have acess to ltr at work! Glorious day

  22. I feel like Baby Jesus just did me wrong. Of all the times for me to be away from my home state (and San Antonio is nowhere near Lubbock, but still!), this is the worst.

    I do hope the boys got to eat some good BBQ though.

  23. lindsaylee says:

    and – if he does venture to the NAshville area, im on it – you will not have to be calling your remote unicorns, weve got a stong LTR posse down here

  24. The Old One says:

    I’m just imagining the inside of the rented PT Loser Cruiser by the end of this trip — wherever they end up — totally saturated with cigarette smoke, the ashtrays overflowing with ciggie butts, spilled Heineken in the carpet, fast food grease saturating the upholstery, dirty socks and underwear in the glove box. The rent-a-car company is going to have to burn that thing when they get it back. Oh, but the memories being made . . . fighting over the music selections, TomStu catching a nap in the back seat, a little drool on the corner of his mouth, while Rob draws a mustache on him with a Sharpie, blaming each other for the boy smells, the dirty jokes about castmates. I hope one of them is keeping a journal that will be published in a few years. And photos.

  25. I spent many a drunken night at Crickets bar and grill in Lubbock during my final year of law school at good ole Texas tech. I hope Rob got his guns up while he was there.

    Lubbock Texas aka The Hub City famous for Texas Tech, Buddy Holly, Prairie Dog Town (don’t ask), and now as a stop on Rob’s great American bar crawl. Love it!

    • hitc4manynewmoons says:

      LAW SCHOOL…ok I feel my twilove is totally ok now I know a Lawyer likes the series! THANKS for the upgrade! LOL

      • Janetrigs says:

        ah hem, they’re like 4 of us just in the LTR community, but glad to know your love of Twi is vendicated

        • hitc4manynewmoons says:

          Sorry, didn’t mean any offense. For some reason I feel guilty I love a YA book. I guess all the years in grad school reading NF brainwash you into thinking everything I read should have an APA appendix! LOL

      • Bea says:

        I was introduced to Twi by a patent attorney… which means shes’s a scientist too. It’s always been good justification for me to feel like it’s totally respectable.

  26. CharlieBabesss says:

    Is it just me that thinks Rob looks like someone’s drunk uncle here?
    Get rid of the beard!

  27. Couple more things after reading comments:

    There is a country song called “happiness is Lubbock Texas in my rear view mirror.” I played it the whole way back to Dallas after graduation.

    I’m not sure if I’m more embarrassed the tech kids didn’t notice rob for four hours or for the way they behaved once they realized it was him. Cardboard Edward? Pssshhhh….freaking amateurs.

  28. Cath says:

    There’s something like a Spring/Fall Break??? Now I’m confused, just when I thought I had that part of American culture figured out…
    I need some lessons too, preferably together with Rob…
    He can drink, I will drive, let’s go ‘roadtrippin’. (Now I’ve got the Red Hot Chilli Peppers song stuck in my head!)

    But I will give all approaching college girls in tees the glare of death though, no time for that aspect of American culture when we’re travelling together, sorry Rob baby… 😉

  29. niahid says:

    4 days sans internet and I missed all this. Rob and the boys at Emmy after party then go on a road trip.
    Good to know that he’s well and happy.
    He looked so proud watching Tom and Sam karaoke -ing.
    Nice pick of the pics, Moon. I want my boobs to like that college girl’s.

    Is he going to New Orleans to start shooting BD?

  30. theseviolentdelights says:

    Love the pic of the unicorn-mobile. It should have like a theme song that plays whenever you start it up…something to complete the “specialness”.

  31. SarahJane says:

    Long time reader, first time commenter…sorry it’s taken me so long to do so!

    I’m a student at Texas Tech, and when I heard the news I was already in bed…but I looked up and saw my Rob calendar and thought “How can I pass this up?!” I seriously thought my friends and I would be the only girls to show up, but holy shit was I wrong! All these sorostitutes were calling him Edward and I just wanted to knock em out! I swear I was the only one there that night for Rob, not some fictional character. I feel like I failed my duty as a Robsessed but I couldn’t have gotten in if I tried…they closed the bar to everyone at like 11:30. But he had been there since 5, completely unnoticed! He did look like a lumberjack, so maybe that was the problem.

    Anyway, I’m sorry on behalf of Lubbock for letting ya’ll down! If I had been in one of those waitresses’s shoes, I would’ve been all over it…literally 😉

    • The Old One says:

      I love that no one recognized him for hours! Must be nice for him not to be mobbed for once. Although I’m sorry you didn’t get to see him, you seem like you would have been nice and chill.

  32. roslynselene says:

    I get a little sad when Rob leaves LA. Ironically, when he’s here, I do nothing about it. *shrugs* Oh well…

    PS: You know what’s worse than having no Robdreams? Having Robdreams almost every night and NOT remembering them…at all! Drives me bonkers cause I know I did but can’t remember for the life of me. 🙁

  33. hitc4manynewmoons says:

    Gotta say…he is definetly not AMERICAN. Any American 20something guy knows what College Bars are like (crazy drunk girls)…think he would have avoided this ‘drama’. Then again maybe he is feeling he should try some part of college…college bars are the best part! LOL

    *no offense college “crazy drunk girls” we all have been there! LOL

  34. The Old One says:

    The one thing I get out of this road trip, is, if random girls in Lubbock, Texas, got to be in the same bar as him without even trying, then there’s still hope I could run into him someday too. Hope springs eternal.

  35. Janetrigs says:

    Lubbuck Gurls HATE YOU. What? It’s what I do…today I hate you for getting to see Drunk Ron & STu. You effers.

  36. IM1LuckyWoman says:

    “So seriously Rob, where are you headed to? If you say New Orleans and the Stew we’ll all barf.”

    Um….I won’t.

  37. hermes says:

    Lubbock was a pit stop on the way to New Orleans, where it is rumored Robbie is to hook up with his beard (cough cough), I mean his beloved, who is filming in that great city — He’s probably leaving Houston by now and will be in New Orleans soon. –Wow! a great town for the british bros. (TomStu, Sam and Big Bobby Long) to partay! Strip joints and bars galore on Bourbon St.

  38. robgirl86 says:

    Ok, day 5(?) of the Britpack road trip, this time sighted in Houston, jamming around…

    Rob taking pics with anybody, nice guy as he is, he still didn’t shave, but has finally another shirt on… :-),
    he seems to enjoy this trip a lot, beerwise spoken…I saw some red nose and watering eyes and much longer hair already.

    Dear Rob,
    question: did you have any idea when you left LA that you’d share half of your holidays with the “fandom”?
    Some call you “Edward”, some “the guy from Twilight”, some “Cedric Diggory” (huch…seriously people? ) and only a few “Rob” ….wft, it’s like split personality on a roadtrip!

    Wish you a lot of fun and I heard that in Nola beer is OUT!
    So, it might be better to change route…
    love u

    • melronin says:

      And Rob
      Seriously honey…you are scaring the little teengirls out there who expect to see a clean shaved-vanilla smelling-properly dressed Edward and not Robinson Crusoe…

      Love you always

    • drsaka says:

      Interesting tactic, RG, telling him that his possible destination has run out of beer.

      • hermes says:

        More Robbie spottings- This just over the AP News wire* His Lordship was spotted in Pasadena TX, (just outside of Houston) touring where the old Gilley’s Bar used to be, hoping to find more Urban Cowboy’s . Alas he was told that honkey tonk burned down in 1989. The Britpack heartbroken that they won’t get to ride the mechanical bull or jam with Mickey Gilley.
        -TomStu on a mechanical bull!! can you imagine (my little cupcake would get mashed 😉

  39. ms.J says:

    LUBBOCK – seriously!! OMG I am in OKC – thats like, right down the street from me. I could have been there in like 6 hours. Please Rob, stop by OU in Norman, OK. If you really wanna get schooled in American Football, you gotta come to OU.

  40. VoteMeIn says:

    Oh Lubbock, so fail. I am embarrassed and am voting to send your part of the state to NM.

    Girls, the real reason Rob went to Lubbock on Labor Day weekend is to experience opening day of dove season. Clearly he wanted to dress in all camo, drink Shiner at 8 am, get tasered by the cop that showed up to shoot him some, dye his hair green cuz all the kids are doin’ it, have a bacon-wrapped bird he shot himself & scream, “If it flies, it dies!!!!!”

    ACL holla! can. not. wait.

  41. Robsessedx2 says:

    So…. I was wondering if there’s a chicken ranch near by?

  42. Stella says:

    ok, yeah i’m a reader not a writer except for one time i wrote in trying to stick up for kstew. later i realized you were all just a bunch of silly, sarcastic, HILARIOUS girls and i just didn’t get it….yet! i still love kstew and maybe that makes me not the best fan, but i do love me some rob!

    anyhoo….i had to write again today to thank you for bringing me back to the same old addicted feeling i have shared with you for all things rob and twilight. i have missed reading this every day even though i understand the slow down! i hope rob keeps making road-trip appearances so uc and moon will contiune to break it down!! i just love laughing out loud then having to make something up as to what i was laughing about and quickly minimize the screen before someone catches on to my “normal” habits! to quote a SNL skit, “is that bad??!”

    so one of today’s many laugh out loud, minimize screen moments: “sometimes you get one (microwaved cheese stick) and it’s still a little frozen inside- but after a swallow of the high life it’s all good!” gonna have to hit the grocery store and pick up some of the high life! it will help me reminice the old college days and make me feel one with rob! can’t wait to explain to my husband why i stopped to pick up a six pack of MGD light!

    thanks girls for all the entertainment!!

  43. roslynselene says:

    Forgot to mention, this is one of the LONGEST breakdowns/letters ever(I think…I’ve only been here since Feb of this year).

  44. hermes says:

    Ok girly girls.. see this and weep. Pics of Robbie, Sam and TomStu at a bar called “Deans” in Houston Tx. Where it was reported Robbie and Sam jammed with a guy on a fiddle.. musta been some performance.. Giddy up ya’all. –Hey where are the Houston Tx. fangirls?? they should be all over this!!! hello??

  45. hermes says:

    Robbie’s Road Trip with Sam and TomStu as reported – Itineary

    Friday 3rd 7pm Los Angeles * Saturday 4th afternoon Mesa, Arizona * Sunday 5th afternoon Zuni, New Mexico * Sunday 5th 7pm Galileo Bistro Santa Fe, NM * from Monday 6th 5pm to Tuesday 7th 1am Cricket’s Grill Lubbock, Texas * Tuesday 7th 10am IHOP Lubbock, Texas * Tuesday 7th morning Buddy Holly museum Lubbock, Texas * Tuesday 7th morning Post, Texas * Tuesday 7th evening Chupacabra Cantina Austin * Wednesday 8th 11pm Dean’s bar Houston, Texas

    I’ll bet my new Edward Cullen dolly that Thursday night or at least by Friday, Robbie will probably be in the biggest and best southern PARTAY town in the USA .. New Orleans! Where he’ll be able to par-take in the joys of that fab. city including food, bars, honky tonks, more food and strip joints to his hearts content.
    Don’t forget to try the ” muffalata” (no that’ does not have anything to do with a woman’s Vajay jay either, it just sounds like it!
    Fan Girls of New Orleans.. get out there and get us some pics!! pronto!~
    xx H.

  46. Luludee says:

    This is what I get for not paying attention to LTR for a few weeks. I miss a fab breakdown and the fact that Rob was 4 hours away from me (Sante Fe)?! Damn it!

    Also, the first and last pic of Rob with the girls, he looks like a zombie. Driving through west Texas can do that to a person though. For realz.

  47. Bella_NaA says:

    Who’s calling Hoegaarden sissy shit? *waves her tiny fists*

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