Rob goes to Texas, watches “the game,” meets some Tech girls and Lubbock fails to get it on video
Now that you’re not filming anything, I guess you decided to hit the road and see this country we call home. It’s definitely the best way to see it. Just last night you turned up in Texas and there was photographic evidence
so of course what else did we do? We broke that ish down…
Moon: sooo rob is on some sort of roadtrip he’s now been seen in two places
UC: a joke roadtrip? did I read he went to LUBBOCK? as in TEXAS?
Moon: 1st he was seen in Santa Fe, New Mexico eating dinner and then LUBBOCK! Yes, lubbock as in home to the red raiders out in BFE west texas
UC: you know what I think? I think the paparazzi in these cities PAID him big money to show up- they want to start a little “scene” and who better to kick it off!? he was paid in belt buckles and BBQ. Jordan the unicorn is from Lubbock. Dang…. we should get him on Rob Stalking patrol also this east coast girl has no idea who the red raiders are
Moon: i did! i tweeted him last night. I told Jordan (our very first male commenter from WAY back in the day) the LTR Bat Signal was shining in the sky over his city and he needed to get to work! And he got out of bed! What a trooper and a unicorn for us!
UC: hahahaha YES! amazing! can you imagine? I mean… imagine for a second you don’t live in LA…. imagine you’re me just minding your own business going out on a Monday night to grab a drink with some pals and in walks Rob pattinson. In your neighborhood bar of COURSE
Moon: Jordan the Unicorn tells us that the place was on lockdown and that there was even a group of girls waiting outside a hotel that Jordan supposed would be where they’d stay.
UC: wow…… word spreads fast in Lubbocks the town crier got paid last night
Moon: jordan said the bar is pretty much across the street from campus!
UC: college girlls!! holllaa!
Moon: no one ever said the britpack were geniuses
Follow the cut for karaoke, smoking, Tech girls and more
The one where Rob gets really American
UC: Rob’s watching “the game” (to the left) what game? I don’t know he doesnt’ either but it’s what American guys do.. and he’s blending in. later he’s playing darts & trying to find a girl to feel up in the bar bathroom like seriously? Rob just sitting all alone… at a table in “Bud’s bar” he’s there b/c they serve microwavable snacks
Moon: hahaha theyre totally drinking coors! you know some burly texan bartender beat their asses when they asked for the sissy hoegaarden shit
UC: miller high life is as classy as it gets in Lubbock. Bottles nothing on draft but the cheesesticks taste mighty delicious warmed up in the micro
UC: sometimes you get one and it’s still a little frozen inside- but after a swallow of the high life it’s all good
The one where we know why they really went to Texas
Moon: oh i know why theyre going to texas! you can still smoke inside restaurants and stuff!
UC: Rob drove all the way to west Texas.. just to smoke while he drank
Moon: he was tired of this la hippie clean air crap
UC: right- they drove ALL the way to West Texas so they could smoke while they drank and watch “the game” doesn’t matter which game Rob asked them to put on “the game” and they did he feels really American now out on Labor Day. Watching “the game” drinking miller high life. Smoking in a bar might as well pin an american flag on him (photoshop oppotunity) he’s All-American
The one where we get ready for hate mail from Lubbock residents
Moon: in that last picture thats the karaoke catalog since it was reported one of the friends sang some karaoke. PS Lubbock Girls, get your shit together and tell us the names of the friends. this is why we have to have unicorn jordan on the scene. Poor guy has to get out of bed because yall can’t do your job, right! Jordan could have told us if it was bram sadley or tomstu singing meatloaf’s “it’s all coming back to me now” but you girls can’t?! Amateur hour!
UC: dear Lord please tell me one of those co-eds got that on video! Lubbock do you not realize what a GIFT you were given last night!? British boys exploring America’s finest. Singing Power ballads from the 80s! Give us the GOODS
Moon: seriously women of lubbock must we rely on your ONE unicorn for everything?! these were college students too! we should have had this video 2 minutes AFTER it happened and by now we should have been watching the fanvideo where someone cut in pictures of tom staring at rob longingly. this is NOT acceptable!
Moon: Santa Fe, I’ll give a pass. it’s all hippies and turquoise jewelry and the knee high moccasins i bought 2 summers ago, not crazy college girls. but a bar across the street from TEXAS TECH?! COME ON GIRLS!
UC: UGH not acceptable. Woman of Lubbock, TX: FAIL!
The one where we offend more people
UC: You know what it probably is? It’s a “tech” school. All the girls like cars & stuff…. and not boys… that’s the only acceptable explanation they didn’t know what a gem they had right there in Bud’s Bar
Moon: i think the girls at tech must be TEAM JACOB. that’s the only explanation for this gross negligence on behalf of the fandom
UC: yep- they like him b/c he works on cars just like they do (cue hate mail from texas tech females)
Moon: they were too busy worrying about taylor winning his lawsuit against the trailer company
UC: Cause that’s a trailer and that’s close to a car
Moon: they were too busy counting taylors abs by memory to worry about a couple fey brits in a rental pt loser cruiser pulling into their town. Clearly.
Moon: oh and the bar is called… get this… CRICKETS. cause you want to eat or drink at a place named after a dirty bug
UC: Rob does. Do they sell them covered in chocolate?
Moon: hopefully so where do we think they’re going? unless they really just love west texas
UC: Mexico? Vigilantes? Want to help stop the murders? with their Brit Folk angst?
Moon: austin city limits fest isnt unti the end of this month. and even though texas is huge it wont take THAT long. voodoo fest in NOLA isn’t till the end of OCT so thats out
UC: Cricket eating contest?
The one where Rob wants to see America
Moon: do you think they’re just huge Friday Night Lights fans and wanted to make a pilgrimage to see what high school football is all about in texas?
UC: yes… although…. the timing is suspicious. Venturing out on a cross- country tour on Labor Day? I feel like they learned the lyrics to America the Beautiful and really wanted to experience for themselves what the song was about
Moon: fall football season is starting
UC: next stop- Philadephia to see the Liberty Bell- call me Rob. And stay away from the Duck Boats
Moon: ohhh are they going to nashville? cause sam loves it there and lives there now right?
UC: yes- that is another GREAT possibility. Rob saw it for a minute when he was filming WFE…. and he really didn’t get enough. Nicole Kidman invited him over and Taylor Swift
UC: maybe they’re headed to New Orleans to clean off ducks? from the oil spill? it’s a Good will trip!
Moon: where they turn up next is crucial in figuring the roadtrip out
Moon: do they turn south and head for padre island hoping for an early spring break, or north to drive to nashville to swap taylor stories with taylor swift
UC: so many good options. I for one am hoping for the Padre Island decision- watching the video of Sam doing shots off Rob’s belly would be priceless and 10 bucks says Tom gets drunk & gets his belly button pierced
Moon: then they all head to the shady tattoo shop next to the bar and get matching tramp stamp tattoos that say “bros b4 hoes” mispelled and everything. cause it’s early spring break
UC: I hope someone watches over TomStu carefully…. out of the 3 of them he’s most likely to get rufied
Moon: hand OVER the rim and take it to the bathroom with you, tom!
UC: you said rim.
So seriously Rob, where are you headed to? If you say New Orleans and the Stew we’ll all barf. So I really hope it’s something like Spring/Fall Break at Padre with the boys or a tour of the Friday Night Lights set in Austin. But I assume we’ll find out within the week what you’re up to. Otherwise if you decide to stay in Lubbock, poor Jordan will have to be our on location reporter indefinitely. Poor Jordan.
PS Tech girls and Lubbock, we love you. I swear. In fact I have family from the area, but NO video?! Tsk Tsk. We will forgive if you cough up the names of the songs they karaoke-ed and who did shots with Sam at the bar.
Thanks: Video from Spunk Ransom, Pictures from the girls who took them, Jordan for being awesome
Tags: , Austin, bar, Brit Pack, Crickets, drinking, fans, Friday Night Lights, girls, Jordan, Karaoke, Lubbock, New Mexico, New Orleans, roadtrip, robert pattinson, Sam Bradley, Santa Fe, smoking, South Padre Island, spring break, Texas, Texas Tech, tom sturridge, unicorn
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