Breaking Down Rob’s Sad Panda face and then it all goes down hill
Dear Rob,
UC and I got to talking about your weekend paparazzi run-in (see that link for pictures) and we decided that your sad panda face had to be the product of something other than being followed around by some smelly dudes with cameras. We break it down and then get distracted…
UC: I just watched the pap vid. so sad! he seemed really upset
Moon: dude didnt he? it was weird, right?
UC: yeah…. like something must’ve happened…i thought of a few things- Kristen was somewhere near by… and he didn’t want to get caught (cuz just he & Steph in Malibu? odd) OR maybe he was having a mole checked and was embarrassed
Moon: hahahaha defs a mole. OR maybe he was having stomach issues and needed to stop in a CVS but didnt want the paps to take a pic of his diarrhea medication
UC: OR Nikki Reed asked him to pick up a preggers test… he didn’t want them to get the wrong impression
Moon: OR he really wanted to get another double double but was embarrassed that the paps already caught him at an in n out twice that day
UC: he dripped milkshake on his pants and it looked like he peed
Moon: and all he could think about was the cupcake pants snafu from Vancouver. he didnt need people thinking he had a premature ejaculation issue
UC: Dick is sick he got the news and just wanted to cry, but no one read through his “please go away first” sad panda face. All he wanted was a hug even if it was from a sweaty guy who smelled like falafal
Moon: HAHAHA falafel
c
Moon: he just finished the final episode of the OC after going on a bender and watching all 4 seasons in a weekend and he just wanted to drive down the PCH like Marissa and Ryan one last time
UC: Tom was waiting around another bend…. with fake blood poured over him like Marissa- they even had Cam hanging out a truck window- watching him fake die, but Rob was late for the scene….it was sad. They were gonna submit it to funny or Die. Or just keep it to watch once a year during “best Friend Week.” Memories!
Moon: the highway patrol got there first and started a murder investigation
UC: B/c Tom had passed out the heat plus the 3 double double’s he scarfed down himself when Rob went down the road to get gas which they naturally ran out of! They don’t know gallons- only liters. it can be confusing to be British living in the US
Moon: OR rob found out he wrote down the wrong date for comic con and realized he missed the unveiling of the new star wars boba fet figurine
UC: haha
Moon: they sold out in 5 minutes. sad
UC: he went to beach with Stephenie but forgot to bring back Kristen a little jar filled with sand.
She can be a bitch if she doesn’t get her sand. she adds it to her loquat pie… acts like an aphrodisiac …helps with the love making on the bear skin rug
Moon: its a cheap fiber substitute and with all their traveling they have to stay regular
UC: It works- thus the trip to CVS for Rob
c
UC: OR maybe… Rob stole Rosie (the elephant) but she escaped into the sea and he dind’t have insurance on her yet
Moon: he saw her near paradise cove in malibu, lured her to the car with his double double wrapper but couldnt fit her in the backseat
UC: he did pick up a baby seal though thought she could be friends with Jella- such a giving guy
UC: yes I just name dropped Kristen’s cat…. no I’m not a krisbian.. I just have an affinity for all cats
Moon: im not playing anymore you just named her cat. i think you may have taken the krisbian oath on FaceBook last weekend. I’m booking my flight to philly for the intervention
UC: hahahah its a CAT! I don’t discriminate!
Moon: i want to say i do… but i can’t. but it’s a cat. the only cat i love is hello kitty
Moon: that may have been a twimoms on oprah moment for you…if you send me pics of your new place and i see a red carpet in the basement- i’m on the next flight out!
c
Moon: What is all this talk about Rob’s peen on Twitter?
UC: people are INSISTING his penis is showing… some think it’s photoshopped, i think it’s a PHONE
Moon: where is this picture
UC: here (to the right)
Moon: ok, im way more into his sunglasses than looking at his maybe-peen
UC: i looked at the one you posted today…. there is clearly something SQUARE in his pocket which moved
Moon: IF that’s his peen it’s detached and floating around in his “R-Pants”
UC: I think it’s his phone. Someone could’ve photoshopped it.. i just think it’s a bad angle or good angle..whatever
Moon: dude it’s not attached to anything at the bottom
UC: like… LOOK AT it close up it’s SQUARE
UC: also is Rob that much of an idiot that he’d free ball it.
Moon: this is a rhetorical question, right?
UC: oh THAT’S WHY HE WAS SO SAD… his HUGE PENIS was going to be PHOTOGRAPHED. he KNEW IT *sarcasm
Moon: he’s pissed they didnt get ENOUGH pics of his huge penis. he’s going to only wear a shirt next time
UC: Yes…. and carry a magnifying glass to point to that area
Moon: tom stu will walk next to him with a neon arrow on wheels
Yup… so this is what we think happened and why you were so distressed on that paparazzi video it wasn’t being followed around and annoyed non stop by dorks with cameras. It was all these reasons! We get it now!
Off to measure my backseat for an elephant,
Themoonisdown
So which reason was it… what is your reason (besides the obvi) for his sad freaked out face? SHARE!
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Tags: , breaking it down, Dick, elephant, fans, In n Out, Jella, Krisbian, Kristen, Los Angeles, Malibu, Nikki Reed, paparazzi, peen, robert pattinson, Rosie, sad panda, The OC, tomstu
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Maybe he quit smoking and it was making him miserable and sad?
Go idea, but I saw him with a pack of cigs yesterday! Camels nonetheless!
I know this is way late but I just noticed this was supposed to say “Good idea”! It was bothering me, just had to correct it!
Kris told him he can’t keep the Nova because it’s leaving an oil spot on the garage floor and he was trying to enjoy one last outing alone in it. Dudes get emo over their cars.
He was pissed because the sparklepeen detached and was doing his life on his own. Never listening those sparklepeens, never listening!
+1
sparklepeen got his courage after this post
http://letterstorob.wordpress.com/2010/02/19/rob-pattinsons-february-m-o-m/
just thought i must have my own life since i have my very own fans and cake 🙂
Sparklepeen is a total famewhore.
P.S. I wish you’d know the French show where Rocco Siffredi (ex porn star) and his peen are two characters (kind of) (+with Italian accent).
I want Tiffanized to come back and bake us some more cakes.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<3 you remember MIN? 🙂
awww!!!
<3
<<3
<<<<<<<<<3
Is that a Hob Nob in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Bwahahahah his fav cookie snack!!!
uhhh…How I’d love to ride that hob knob…
I would ride that baby for hours on end. HOURS.
thanks UC for spoiling my very happy mood.
now i see a phone too
damn it!
😉
so true ! 🙁 🙂
Sad, sad! But now after examining the evidence(…again!) That thing is HUGE!!! There’s no way it’s not a phone!
Loved this. Thank you.
Phone home.
Tom just called to tell him he’s dating Emma Roberts. Now they’ll be known as the Oregano Lady Stealers. Rob never wanted to be ‘that guy’z
Rob had a sad panda face because CVS no longer carries the cheese burger flavoured Hot Pockets and bought the Phiily Steak and Cheese one instead…poor PandaRob.
p.s. OC reference + Tom/Rob pantomine = FTW!!!
+1 UC/Moon
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“Rob went down the road to get gas which they naturally ran out of hey don’t know gallons- only liters. it can be confusing to be british living in the US”
Dear Rob
if that was one of the reasons for making the sad face, well
what can I say than that I can totally relate to you, I run out of gas twice the last 4 weeks. No US living here, neither gallons, that made it even more pathetic.
BUT
Love that we are so alike in loving/driving old cars and forgetting that even those may need some gas from time to time!
love
me
<3
P.S. I love your phone 🙂
P.S. I love your phone
lol @RG
i think we should start something new
Letter to (rob’s)phone
sparklepeen is so obivious so we could call it ‘phone’ 😀
what about “Letters to”R-Phone” “still made by Apple(s) obviously ?
🙂
yes!
mmmmm Rob’s Sparkle Phone………mmm
*said in E.T. voice
“RP phone home”
home= LTR ladies
RG, the week-end I went canyioning, we were left out of gas in the mountains in the middle of nowhere and waiting for an hour for someone to come with gas while making up stories of what we could do over night with a big pack of very hot Heines. I was secretly picturing RobStu trying to convince the car that if the Heines get them going, then it’s good for “her” too.
lol, that’s a good one…
I ran out of gas in the morning going to work, in the middle of the street, right in front of a traffic light…EMBARRASSING…red…green..red..green, I created a huge traffic jam, I tell you, people were very thrilled about me, I got a lot of weird faces, until 2 young nice guys 🙂 had compassion and helped me to get that huge old Mercedes from the street…
the Rob-moment in this came right from the radio station when they talked about Rob having won the kissing- award again, handling that with Kstew in a very weird way…and all I thought was ….Gawddd, these aren’t really MY problems this morning! Sorry for telling this epic story , but it was the second time in a month, BOSS was NOT amused! 🙂
There was something very gut-wrenching about hearing the sound of that old car not starting, and then sounding like it was about to stall out as Rob was trying to make his escape. All the coolness suddenly flew out of the picture, even if it does seem like you could get an elephant in the backseat. Or a mullephant.
You know that Chevy probably gets about 9 miles to the gallon, and runs out of gas frequently. Such a blow to Rob’s already-questionable masculine ego. I’d have a sad panda face too.
I felt the same way when his car wouldn’t start either…poor pandarob
RE: the peen pic.
Good stalkers, er, fans would know that Ron tucks to the right not left.
THANK YOU! That’s what I keep saying! #notcreepy
bwahahahahah hilar..he tucks to the right lmbo!!
+1million
Sometimes I part my hair on the opposite side just for shiggles. Just sayin’.
Once again you girls, and I include the commenters, are fucking awesome. Bringing some much-needed lightness and snarkiness to this sad vid. Ooh, I love speculation. Off to ponder a few scenarios, be back soon.
LOVE IT! Where the HALE is Allryans?? SEE?? UC says it’s a phone, so it’s official: it’s a phone!
Allryans and I had a twitter debate bc I said it was a phone and she said Jitterbugs don’t make peen-shaped phones. All I see is part of a rectangle-shaped object, like a bberry or iphone.
Poor Rob – have a run-in with paps and all your fans can do is zoom in on the possible sparklepeen.
My question is, are the pockets really that big in those pants?! It just seems so close to his “area”!
http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Water%20for%20Elephants/26th%20July%20Set%20Pics/?action=view¤t=WFESet26thJuly27-1.jpg
In this picture, I swear it looks like he has his jitterbug phone in his pocket.
But I’m still quite pissed about that pap video. And today I watched that BS news on E! news about Rob hitting someone’s car with his Chevy while trying to get out of the pap situation. Apparently the owner of the car wasn’t too mad about it cause his car was not Lexus or something…still it saddens me to see the length the media goes to, to create headlines out of nowhere.
Anyway, it’s funny you would mention Rob’s huge manbits today because I’ve started reading EP a few days ago and just before reading this post, I finished the chapter where Bella asks him if his member is 9in long…
OH my filter, where art thou?
His “R-Pants”
heeheeheeheehee!!!!!!
And because I’m a huge pervert, I just clicked on that last pic, just to know what everyone on twitter was talking about yesterday.
guilty.
if he just got through with an The OC marathon he’s probably pissed off at that bullshiz of season 4 – its like the breaking dawn of the oc series
Ohai there! I like your name..good to find a fellow OC fan here.
RIP The OC…Californiaaaaaa…here we coooommeeee……
On days like this I miss my Seth and Ryan. I also am imagining an epic meeting between them, Rob and Tom. Maybe celebrating Chrismakuh. I am liking this picture in my head!
Shhhh… girls. No one is allowed to ruin the dream. NO ONE!
Yep! Pretty sure the dream’s just been shattered! 🙁
#RFM:: I <3 u!!
*covers ears with hands* NOT A PHONE NOT A PHONE I REPEAT IT’S NOT A PHONE.
Aww! Thanks misty!
Oh btw, I see some new shades there Rob. Did you throw away the Raybans you wore in Twilight, Remember Me and basically everywhere else since the last, I don’t know, gazillion years?
Exciting! Oh and I love that outfit on him too. Isn’t it the same v-neck tee/black jacket combo he wore at the MTV Movie Awards this year?
*giggles* *can’t stop*
thanks a lot ladies, now i’m channeling my inner 12year old again …
I think Rob WAS having tummy issues! But, it was because he’s been getting that homemade food delivered to his front door and his tummy can’t handle all that nutrition.
HAHAHAH I SO LOVE YOU. You had me at “tummy”. Yes he is being extraordinarily healthy, he’s probably having gas from all the veggies he’s consuming. So, he bought beano.
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HE’S SMILING. also I can’t figure out what book he’s reading, it’s bothering me.
haha I’m still laughing at the Krisbian intervention – mentioning Kristen’s cat’s name deserves an imaginary award, not an intervention!
i was thinking the “phone” pic was photoshopped after staring at it (ahem) for a few moments but that’s a phone. sigh.
bwahahha I did the same thing at Krisbian!!! hilar!!
girls, i am predicting that in your next “how you found us” post, someone would have googled ROB’S HUGE PENIS and found this site.
Yeah, I googled ‘rob’s huge penis’ but it kept coming up with ‘rob’s huge head’. I am offended, google!
Dear sad face panda wanda cutie patootie,
Hold my hand. I’ll be your Calgon and take you awayyy.
Love,
*Sighing* LadyN
ps. Nekkid bubble bath time included.
pps. Erm…hunny pooh… what’s that in your pocket? Hm? Whatever it is, it’s invited to bath time too, m’k?
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/11/27/1610595//thepocketsomething.jpg
hahaha 🙂 bath time invite!! Hollar Rob’s pocket contents!!!
Thank you for this…
“Moon: he’s pissed they didnt get ENOUGH pics of his huge penis. he’s going to only wear a shirt next time
UC: Yes…. and carry a magnifying glass to point to that area
Moon: tom stu will walk next to him with a neon arrow on wheels”
I laughed loud. Sounded like a hyena. Lovely. I got the mental picture and it was fabulous. Greasy lil’ Stu pushing the neon arrow and Rob trying to look nonchalant…OMG. Classic. LMBO. TY TY TY!
and I also pictured TomStu spinning the neon arrow, like those home sale/ Subway ad sign spinners that are everywhere.
ahhhh..remember when TomStu/little cupcake and Rob went undie shopping at Mark and Spences:: http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2010/07/27/robert-pattinson-inspires-new-underwear-line/?xid=rss-topheadlines
maybe he’ll do underwear modeling again…but this time look like a man and not at all like this::
http://flowpattz.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/2b5lp1.jpg
p.s. UC and Moon I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE how this pic is linked to wordpress:: hilar!!
Before this point, I hadn’t seen that modeling pic….so, thanks for giving me nightmares. 😉
LOL He’s sad cuz it IS his peen and it IS square….
…but square is box shaped.
Bad girl.
not bein’ critical, I’d adapt!
So, is it wrong I showed that picture to everyone who cared yesterday to ask if they thought it was a phone or HIS.HUGE.PENIS? He should not make sad panda faces, he should go for a ride on Rosie to CVS. OOOOH I have an idea, if he rode Rosie to places in public when he wasn’t filming the paps would get confused(they do have pea brains). One last thing, is it weird that yesterday when watching CNN before bed(my nightly ritual) since it was about people who stalk celebrities, I was just telling myself, YOU CAN’T STALK ROB!
Is that weird? Oh well.
not weird. totes normal. cheers!
Good to know /that’sNORMAL because I was worried, though I’m pretty sure when it comes to my obsession with Rob everything could be considered weird/normal.
I’ve been so, so very absent in the visual Robverse, but I try to read at least the comments of all Robladies here, mostly too late (this time diff. sucks sometimes) and everything relevant and funny has already been said, but the last sentence was so funny, just had to chip in.
Moon: tom stu will walk next to him with a neon arrow on wheels
Hahahahaha! I want this to happen. Although I’m not sure that arrow is needed, the way little Rob is behaving himself…
Btw. I think Rob is having sadface because he’s sulking he switched over to healthy meals (on wheels) and maybe semi-quitting on the ciggies doesn’t help either…I say bring on the Hob-Knobs and Hot Pockets and some good ol’ British pub food! 😉
“Meals on wheels”, haha! So that’s the delivery service he was referring to!
caaath!!!!! caaaaaaaaath!!! I thought you were on holyday!!!
MP, MPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP (hehehe) I wish! Have you already fled belle Paris, or are you still in the rat race too? Sacre blue! 😉
So hilarious ladies.
The neon arrow is such an appropriate object to point to a sparkle peen. #flashy
#womenLoveShinyObjects
But, thanks for getting King Missile’s song, “Detachable Penis” stuck in my head.
Not a good one to hum to oneself alone in an office.
Another King Missile fan? Only here! *dies & goes to heaven*
I spent an embarassing amount of time yesterday (NORMAL!) examining all the pictures i could find that were taken before and after this one, and wondering why only this one picture had evidence that Rob had stolen the anaconda from the menagerie in WFE. The others had obvious cell-phone or cigarette pack bulges, or odd pants wrinkles. Maybe he left the anaconda at Stephanie’s house before he went looking for Rosie to add to his collection. Remember how Michael Jackson had a thing for zoo animals? Maybe this is the first sign that Rob is headed down the same scary recluse road as MJ?
Rob had stolen the anaconda from the menagerie in WFE
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH omg you made me laugh soo much I heart u!!! That was totes awesome!!!
+infinity~~
AWESOME THEORY!!!! hahahhahahahahah
I’ll admit I have jumped on the #RobertsPeen bandwagon and I have spent entirely too much time examining the photo above.
I even asked the opinion of my hubby, who was not excited to discuss Roberts Peen and said that I am sworn to secrecy to ever admit he discussed said peen w/ anyone. Hell, you don’t know him so its fine.
But I still see a peen. I think maybe my imagination is altering my vision and making my mind believe that God blessed Rob not only with his sexiness but a big peen too!! God is so Team Edward.
you talked with your hubby about Rob’s peen?
omg…that is soooo funny, I am (almost) speechless!
That is what I call….RESEARCH!
RG86 – I too showed my husband said picture and pap-video from yesterday! Some husbands are really, really nice and love their ladies so much they don’t mind sharing with Rob a little bit…..Anyway his comment on the pic was it’s probably been tampered with and he thought the video was horrible (his first comment was actually: Who is it? Is it Rob? Is he really that skinny? Ha!). He said Rob looked really vulnerable being there all alone with noone to back him up! (He said alot of other things about papz and staking laws which I won’t repeat here but was very interesting). So that’s my man – he is as nice and well mannered as HHH himself!
” making my mind believe that God blessed Rob not only with his sexiness but a big peen too!! God is so Team Edward.”
gotta agree, SING IT SISTAH!
Maybe we all have CVS (computer vision syndrome)…seen 3 reports on news in last few days, hubby (sarcastically) told me too much FF & LTT/LTR posts will do it! HAHA!
Okay, so I’ve missed LTR for three days and I’ve JUST recently read/watched Rob and the paps. I guess that when I saw this video earlier, I was more concerned with the fact that Rob and I were in Malibu & Venice Beach on the SAME day yet I did not see him. I totally feel glad I didn’t see him w/ the paps now cause who knows what would’ve happened.
Dear Rob,
I know us fans can get overly excited and whatnot to the point where we totally MISS THE POINT and don’t realize you’re just a normal guy who needs to be left alone on your ‘days off’. Good thing you’re one of a kind and understands…I hope!
With Much Love & Respect,
RoslynSelene =O)
If Rob would have bought gas in litres instead of gallons (example 20 gallons instead of 20 litres), the gas would have lasted longer, not the other way around. So Rob could have driven longer trip.
Major epic metric system conversion FAIL 😀
I just had to say it.
By the way metric system is so much better than what ever that mishmash-system of your is called 🙂
BTW what’s the status quo with the Eclipse box office bet, where’s the letter?
shhhhh!!!!!!!
Why did I spend the day arguing with people that “it’s a phone!” (new quote of the day)!? I’m supposed to be the one that wants it to be real, not the non-Rob fans!! Although one friend said it’s photoshopped. Now, they want me to send them the pic so they can examine it for themselves!!!!
It’s like this, if you want to believe it’s a phone, you will and no one can tell you differently. If you don’t believe it’s a phone, you will point out that it is rather phallic-shaped. I’ve never seen a phone shaped like that. I don’t know.
y’all made me spit at my screen!
And I hadn’t noticed until Moon mentioned it, but those sunglasses ARE all kinds of Awesome!
They go really well with his head right now…