Rob is a rumored Oscar contender and Grammy nominee, Daytime Emmy and Nobel Peace Prize contender. Right.

Oh hey, just me, future Oscar nominee

Dear Rob,

Today I clicked on a tweet promising me set pictures from Water for Elephants and I was greeted with picture of you in a tux and clip on bowtie (tsk tsk) but I was also greeted with an opening line of “Rumored Oscar contender Robert Pattinson…” UM wait a second?! HOLD THE PHONE. Rumored Oscar contender? Did I miss something here. Were you in a movie that was worthy of Oscar buzz? I’m pretty sure the Academy will laugh in the face of anything Twilight because so-called real movie critics love to hate on it. And well we all know Remember Me had it’s moments of not so greatness. And then there’s Harry Potter, but I’m pretty sure the Oscars are given out on a yearly basis and as awesome as ruddy-cheeked Cedric Diggory is, there’s NO way you’d be nominated for that. SO my only assumption can be that this is a rumor about Water for Elephants.

Yes, the Water for Elephants that is CURRENTLY still in production. Who knew about a month into filming that you could already be getting buzz for award season TWO years from now, because if Water for Elephants comes out in 2011 that means it won’t be eligible till 2012! So you can see why I’m quite surprised. This got me to thinking… what else could you be rumored to be nominated for in the future that we don’t know about yet…

• Robert Pattinson rumored Grammy Award nominee for his rap album “Bros before Hoes” with the chart topping singles “Drivin’ Dirty,” “Some call it Bitchface, I just call you a bitch,” “Drop it like a Hot Pocket,” and collaborations with NAS and a posthumous duet with Biggie Smalls “It’s all about (Summit’s) Benjamin’s.”

Beauty school drop out, missed your midterms and flunked Shampoo

• Robert Pattinson rumored Tony Award nominee for hisr role as Teen Angel in the Grease Revival on Broadway in 2025 after your career wanes, your bald spot can’t be covered up you get kicked off the judges panel on American Idol and your Grammy Award winning music career tanks.

• Robert Pattinson rumored 2040 Daytime Emmy Award nominee for his role on Days of Our Lives as Jake Storm the new guy in town with a checkered past who comes into Salem and sweeps Sammy off her feet against Roman and Marlena’s pleas for Sammy to be careful. She has the kids to think of now after all. Will Beau and Hope be able to escape the blizzard and make it to the shot gun wedding in time to warn Sammy about Jake? Or will the dastardly Stefano finally ruin the Horton’s good name forever?

• Robert Pattinson rumored Pulitzer Prize winner 2015 for his investigative journalism into the sweat shops behind the Hot Topic and NECA retailers that produce Twilight merchandise. A tribute is paid to an especially moving portion of the piece introduces us to Johnny, a 9 year old boy who is tasked with putting the pea coats on Edward Cullen action figures.

• Robert Pattinson rumored Nobel Peace Prize winner of 2012 for his work in helping bring peace between Team Edward and Team Jacob and Robsten and Nonsten. Your work at the negotiation table between the opposing sides was awe-inspiring, vindicating and impressive. Not many people would mediate talks between these camps without a flack jacket on.

So it looks like you’ve got a full career ahead of you, if these rumors are true. My only hope is that someday you win “Best of Show” at the Westminster Dog Show for your award winning English Bulldogs that you and TomStu breed on your country farm.

Rumored Best Blogger Ever (in her own mind) nominee,
Themoonisdown

Does it seem a bit soon to be calling Rob’s turn as Jacob Jankowski in Water for Elephants a contender for the Oscars? What about the Tony’s or the Nobel Peace Prize? What else should Rob be nominated for?

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The Fangirl inside all of us

aw, you shouldn't have!

Dear Rob-

Thank you for turning two relatively sane gals into two squealing, hyperventilating, cell phone clutching, couch jumping, HD TV humping fangirls.

Last night during the Oscars UC and I released the repressed 12yr old fangirls inside of us. At the mere 2 second glimpse of you as you first stepped on to the red carpet I knew my sanity was gone. I was madly dialing UC’s celly who was on her way to her Oscar party and screaming into the phone HE’S WAS ON! OMG HE WAS ON! And she in turn flipped out and made her hubs drive faster so she could make it in time for the red carpet interviews. Ryan Secrest was interviewing Amanda Seyfried and I dial up UC again who had just arrived to their party and i start yelling again HE’S BEHIND AMANDA!! ON THE LEFT!! HE’S NEXT!! And UC is going crazy yelling for them to turn on E! and then FINALLY, you were up and we lost it. Like little girls. We’re talking Beatles era flipping out.

Edward hair is back in full effect!

Now, I’m not saying I’m proud of it but it was genuine and it was real. We were freaking ECSTATIC to see you and you did NOT disappoint.

It didn’t matter that I yelled at my Oscar party crew to rewind your portions so that I could hear and I didn’t mind that every time you were on the screen someone yelled “ROB!” But I DID mind when my brother called you BOB! Ugh. We made a promise here to never call you BOB but apparently not everyone lives by our code of Rob standards. Even family.

So when all was said and done you were fan-damn-tastic and I’m SO glad Mr. Oscar called you up to see if you’d help present even though I did revert to an NKOTB/NSYNC fan because of it. They say the Oscars ratings were up this year and I can’t help but say, COINCIDENCE? I think not!

And now it’s the day after and you’ve already gone and left me here. It’s gray and it’s starting to rain in LA today. Again, COINCIDENCE? I think not! Even LA understands it’s missing a little piece of sunshine!

ZOMG! LTR girls!

Thanks for the squeals and hurry back!

Smooches!
Themoonisdown and UnintendedChoice

PS Big thanks to all those who joined us in the official Oscars comment section and of course on the Twitter! That post was our highest commented post in the history of LTR and yesterday was the biggest number of visitors we’ve ever had! High-Fives to all the LTR regulars and BIG welcome to all the newbs! Jump right in, there’s always room for a thousand more!

Programming note: UC and I are currently working to make this a bigger and better experience for everyone. Hang tight we us as we try to make the site even more friendly and community driven! Onward and upward people!

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You did not disappoint

To the Academy,

Thank you so much! Thank you!*

Love,
UnintendedChoice & theMoonisDown

*words borrowed from the gorgeous Kate Winslet

Tons of links, thanks to JBell in the comments, after the jump

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And the Oscar goes to…

doesn't know whether to laugh or cry after he saw those things behind him

Dear LTR gals-

I present you with the official LTR Oscars post hosted by none other than Rob and the creepy London premier vamps over there!

This is the place for us to comment to our hearts delight about all things Oscars, pics, videos, if he actually hits the red carpet, fumbles his lines, etc. This is the place!

We’ll be in and out all day trying to keep things updated. Also check out our Twitter if you’re not already following us we’ll be live tweeting any exciting events from both our east and west coast Oscar parties.

Letters to Twilight Twitter!

Now onto the show!

More suit-y goodness and general Oscar gossip after the cut!

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The British are coming!

well myello there

Dear Rob-

So by now the cat’s outta the bag and everyone knows you’re going to be presenting at the Oscars. You’d think a major world event had happened with the text messages, emails, tweets and calls I was getting when the news leaked Monday night. I have to say I’m kinda more excited about this than should be allowed by any rational adult. But can you blame me? This is the first real thing you’ve done in months! It’s been too long, Robbie, and I can’t wait to see you! So upon hearing the news, I immediately text UC, who was out with her Hubster on a date night.* I know, I know! But this was NEWS!! News we had been debating all day and it was finally true! So, hun since this is a big night I have a list of demands you MUST follow (trust me, you will be rewarded):

01. Please shower and shave before you show up. Scratch that, I’ll come over myself and personally take care of this item. Don’t be alarmed if I show up with squeegees and grease cutter; it’s for your own good

02. Avoid Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet… stick it to him for saying you were boring, like that guy knows ANYTHING about personality, he tried to high-five a blind guy

this is our secret sign... lick your lips and it's on!

03. If Kstew is presenting with you, make sure she lays off the green for the day, gets her hair professionally done and SMILES. I can’t take any sour puss fighting for screen time next to you

04. Once you show up in LA, proceed directly to my house, do not answer any texts from Nikki Reed asking you to help her with groceries or getting more packing boxes or whatever idea she comes up with. It’s a ploy!!

05. If Mickey Rourke starts looking angry, run the other way… that melty face could body slam you. Love you Mickey!

Good luck Rob! Oh, and if I’m unavailable, your date better be Clare or TomStu
XO
Me (themoonisdown)

Sources:
Twitter
Emails
Instant Messages
My mom
text messages
The postman
You ladies
Twilighters Anonymous
Hit Fix
The President included it in his state of the union

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