Open Weekend Post: SEVEN Saturday Morning Delights

Dear Rob,

Who needs morning coffee when we have a Playlist of the 7 part 100% Robert Pattinson series from expert Vid maker Pettibiel? Not me!  (Side note, Mr. Choice came in from work as I was testing this letter & apparently I was too entranced with you & forgot to acknowledge him (not the first time) and he said, “Are you going to say hello to me? Or just listen to Evanescence all night? Good thing he didn’t know I was looking at a picture of you with your shirt off, set to Evanescence, 7 times. SEVEN!)

Wake up this weekend & start the video & play through all 7, or choose from the other HOT vids in the playlist!!!

SEVEN!!!!

And just because it’s probably now in your head here is the video clip we LOVE to talk about. (yes, this is a ghetto hand-held video recording I found online.. PEOPLE NEED TO LET ME EMBED GOOD VIDEOS! UGH!)

Happy weekending- SEVEN!

UnintendedChoice

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Open Weekend Post: Finding you, finding me

Dear Rob,

Did you know that there was already another me in Houston before I moved here? She’s not only my doppelganger, she’s also my Lost Sideways-World other, my Anne of Green Gables window-bosom friend.

A year ago the other Sideways-World me was stalking studying you. How do I know she wasn’t watching her two children or meeting deadlines? I have official paper to prove it.

I was reading my Harris County Public Library copy of Bel -Ami this week, their one and only copy that I had to wait two months for. When I needed to bookmark my place so that I could cook dinner for my family, lo and behold, a library receipt was already in the exact place. It wasn’t mine (and, yet, it was mine). Last year, almost to the same day and month, the another-me-in-Houston checked out two books: Water for Elephants and Bel-Ami. (It was at that moment, I looked up and thought John Locke or black smoke or Jimmy Kimmel would enter my bedroom. I had just finished reading the former book a month ago thanks for Harris County Public Library system.)

My kindred spirit was in Houston! She was a Rob lover! A library patron! And, based on the place where she left her library receipt, she also found her own kindred spirit with another married, middle-aged motherly character struggling with trying to let you go (heaving to the high heavens to pity me, err, her). Are you following along, Rob? This is critical information to my happiness, and you of all people know how to make me happy.

You see, I’ve been lurking online and licking reading websites devoted to you (especially the LTT discussion board), feeling ironically alone in my infatuation with you. Now, Rob, I’m happy to know that the Sideways-World me exists, not to mention that I’m proud that she’s already read two new books outside of the Twilight blackhole. It’s about time.

As UC has Moon, I now have me. And we live in the same town.

If you find me before I do, I’m sure you’ve already told her that I’m the spitting image of Reese Witherspoon. Give her a kiss for me. If you want to give her more (andyouknowwhatimean), you may; we are one and the same.

Transporting through time and place,

Finding You Finding Me

Awwwwww—- you guys should MEET! Have you find another “you” in YOUR town!?
Also, I spent some time Googling “Rob Pattinson Doppelganger” (and ‘doppleganger because it seems to be spelled both ways) and came up with these two options over & over again. Who else might be Rob’s Doppelganger?

FYI: Labor Day is this Monday in the US.  For you non-Americans that means hot dogs, volleyball, one last swim in the pool & no wearing white starting on Tuesday and going through Memorial Day in May (lame- I will be in ALL white Tuesday to protest) So….. don’t look for a new LTT or LTR- we’ll be back on Tuesday with something spectacular (if I don’t go into a veggie hot dog coma on Monday)!!!!

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Open Weekend Post: Hosted by fanart Rob

Dear Rob,

When I see this drawing of you by a fan it makes me think three things:

1. You just woke up in an alley after the worst bender of your life and you’re hungry… for my face.

2. Your wig is not on straight. It’s sitting juuuust a touch to your right and looks like a Peekinese dog is hanging out up there just waiting to pounce on us when you stop moving.

2. If that’s NOT a wig or a small dog, what volumizing hair product do you use? Because this is redonkulous.

The end
Themoonisdown

PS I love fanart! See any super special ones lately? Send em in!

What does this beautiful piece of artwork make you think? Share!

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Open Weekend Post: Hosted by Rob, Kristen and Stroller Dad in the airport

Dear Rob,

I’m sure at the time being followed to the airport and having a camera shoved in your mug was annoying. Then seeing Kristen almost fall took a Herculean effort to suppress the inappropriate giggle that always comes from those situations but what about the totally unassuming Dad with the stroller? He just volunteered to take the baby for a stroll while the wifey got some mags from the newsstand and whammo he’s in the middle of Robsten Airport gate… his reaction is pretty stellar. Of course this is all made better by some funny person who put this all to the Benny Hill music. I found this over in the forum the other day and thought even you could get a kick out of it.

Now I’m off to camp in the great wilderness of California. Stop laughing! It’s true!
Themoonisdown

PS if you’re not a member of the forum you should be, you could be seeing gems like this every day!

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Open Weekend Post hosted by: Keisha and all our favorite Rob’s

(Keisha welcomes the weekend for us with a special poem about all our favorite Rob’s through the years! Happy Weekend! xo, moon)

Dear Rob,

Why do we love thee?
Let me give you a glimpse in this Ode to RobP.
Let’s start by taking a look at your early work, shall we?
This isn’t in much order but please bear with me.
(Gotta put in THEY’RE NOT BEARS or UC & Moon will kill me!)

You were such a goofy dude as Art in How To Be
And portrayed a great artist when you played Salvador Dali.
You wore a rainbow sweater and again were so dorky
When you were in that movie about teen pregnancy on BBC.
There was that movie where you smoked like a chimney,
Laid around, and the spiders were way creepy.
You were even in a movie about that Potter boy Harry
Was it fun to be a wizard when you played Cedric Diggory?

THEN there was this director named Cougar Cathi
That was doing a movie about a book by Stephenie.
I’m sure you had no clue your life was about to be so kookie
When you were auditioning… on a bed… with a handheld video cami.
You played this “teenager” named Edward C
Did I mention that you were a vampire with a bouffant and were sparkly?!
Who had one fiiiiiiine faux Daddy
Played by none other than Peter Facinelli!
Now females yell “Edward Cullen, Bite Me!”
And scream in your face like they’re all bat-shit crazy.

I, myself, was a little late to the party
But last May I finally saw Twilight On Demand in HD.
For weeks I was glued to YouTube like it was Thursday Night Must See TV
For never before had I enjoyed hearing a grown man giggle and say “Lit’rally”.
I rushed out to Target and bought the Twilight DVD
And for that I have just one word: Commen-freaking-tary!

Now I say things like OME!
And smile when I see Volvos that are silvery.
Just to see your cardboard face I will walk repeatedly
In front of the window display at the mall’s FYE.
I even own an Edward lunchboxie
And trust me, I am not in Grade Three.
I, too, think Hot Pockets are pretty darn tasty
And am waiting for my chance behind a Dumpster with The Pretty.

Your life has been invaded by so much paparazzi
Who will do just about anything to take pics while you’re tipsy.
You sure know how to have a good time with Heine
With your best mates Tom, Marcus, Sam, and Bobby.
I will scour the Interwebs for hours to see
Pics of you in the sacred gray shirt of Stoli.
God forbid you forget to wear a hoodie
Or go outside without your trusted dark beanie.
The jeans had better be button-flied, blue, and holey
And I won’t turn away if you show a little mantie.
I swear your hair tells you “Don’t wash me!”
The girls really swoon when it’s all wild and messy.
Deep down we’re all hoping that you aren’t really smelly
And that we won’t get run off by Dean/Steve, your Security.

Everyone noticed you’re a pretty talented hottie
Especially when you strum your guitar and sing all mumbly.
Thanks to you some now think smoking is again way sexy
And you even have a segment called Robert is Bothered on Jimmy!

We REALLY love when you pose for mags like VF and Gentleman’s Quarterly
Even if you’re picking corn out of your teeth or wearing a horse blankie.
Sad Rob makes us sad and white, button down shirt, skinny tie Rob fills us with glee
But I’m not sure the world got the joke about your “allergy”.

It was time for you to do another movie
So off you went with a DILF to the Van-city.
While you were there you turned 23
And KStew’s life became a little less spicy.
But that had nothing to do with you, right Baby?!!
At least that’s what the execs at Summit try to tell me.

After that wrapped you went to New York City
And shot a somewhat different film called Remember Me.
There’s this guy named Tyler and a girl named Ally
I don’t remember much after the scene with spaghetti.
That’s a big fat lie cause then you get sweaty!
It was a crazy summer; some fangirls got rather fugly
For that I’m sorry and I really hope you didn’t get hit by that taxi.

You went back to the ‘Couve but there wasn’t much we could see
So we all settled in and waited impatiently for the eve of November Twenty.
A movie at midnight was a first for me
And you weren’t even in half of the damn movie!
But a little of YOU is better than none so 4 more times I would see
You in Grandpa’s tweed with a left nipple that’s a little wonky.

Your next project is/was Bel Ami
Which appears to have you with lots of Time comma Sexy.
THIS is full of Box Office WIN, trust Me
And I had no idea that 1890s Paris looked like present day Hungary.
Soon you will be in Cali shooting a movie about watering Rosie
Your love interest has played your Mummy
No, that’s not at all Uncle Rob creepy.
And your competition, even though he was a bad Nazi
In Inglorious Basterds, “That’s a Bingo!” is still pretty damn funny.
Team Rob will become Team JACOB Jankowski
Oh, the irony!!! Or not so much really….

After that… probably…. uhm…. most likely… maybe?
Will be the conclusion of Twilight with BD.
It all depends on what the director can do with CG
Did you know you’re going to have a weird ass baby???
What steps are you taking to become a Daddy?
I mean…. What steps are you taking to learn how to ACT like a Daddy?
Please be careful and get some freaking chemistry
You have no idea how much we are looking forward to Fade to Black Isle Esme.

But before that there’d better be a Leg Hitch in Eclipse we see!
Or the Fandom will revolt on this June Thirty.

Good Heavens this Ode sure is rambly.
And I haven’t even mentioned Pattinson Pant Lady!
In conclusion, Rob, we’d also like to thank Moon and UC
For showing us this acute fondness is not crazy, That’s Normal-cy!
XOXO – Me
But you know me as Keisha when I get all Commenty

Happy Weekend!!!

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